Only if it's the Peter Ustinov version:What’s next, Monsieur Poirot porn?

Does it matter?I've not caught up with the rest of the thread but how has a conversation about height led us to stupid sexy Bob Hoskins shower scenes?
He's 5'8!After all the comments about TINY TOT @Dark Carnival, I was expecting / Implausibly hoping to discover that he’s FIVE FOOT, not the same height as ME
OUR NANCE by the sounds of itWho IS that these days?
No wonder he wears heels.He's 5'8!
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW SHORT THEY ARE WHEN THEIR FACE IS IN THE PILLOW

Those days are long goneOUR NANCE by the sounds of it
THE TRUTH PREVAILS! I FEEL VINDICATED! You should be ashamed of yourself for spreading FAKE NEWS.Oh I misread Google saying it was 5.8 feet![]()
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You are child pornographyTHE TRUTH PREVAILS! I FEEL VINDICATED! You should be ashamed of yourself for spreading FAKE NEWS.
That's what I've been saying! Plus I'm MEDITERRANEAN, in my country I'm a GIANTSo perfectly average DC. sorry.
Though perhaps the French are taller.

Thank God, someone else NORMAL SIZED.193cm I think... 6ft 4
Except now we know the ones he wears are Barbie accessories.No wonder he wears heels.
'How many people can you fit in a phone box' would be no fun with you lot. There'd be forty of you in there and you'd still have room to put your feet up.
Finally a good thread on here

How does Zu tower if he's only 5'10?Bob is AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN the physical model against which all others are judged in ZU TOWERS

Even seated we'd still be a challenge for them.Going to a concert (remember them?) and standing in front of them would be fun, though.
How does Zu tower if he's only 5'10?![]()