How would you consider yourself for a relationship

[Inner Smile]

I would say I am hard work, a bit of a dickhead BUT with potential and a lot of love to give

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Inner Smile]

I'm not a good girl, im a baaaaaad woman

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hole: lovely
Load: warm

 

[Inner Smile]

Ain't you with Soldi Zen

 

[lolly]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

Salaciously.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ain't you with Soldi Zen

What on earth makes you think that?

 

[Inner Smile]

Oh I thought you were shagging

 

[Penelope]

Ain't you with Soldi Zen

That is his MOTHER you are talking about!

 

[Penelope]

The supergonorrhoea was transmitted by BIRTH!

 

[K.C.]

Who's the father though?

 

[Penelope]

Who's the father though?

A SALACIOUS MYSTERY

 

[Penelope]

(VoR)

 

[Inner Smile]

I thought you were seeing each other

 

[Penelope]

No, we just SEE EACH OTHER

 

[Inner Smile]

Well where's the sex?

 

[K.C.]

What sex? We're all virgins here.

 

[Inner Smile]

What sex? We're all virgins here.

Last year (2023) I never had sex. But then in April I did

 

[Penelope]

Well where's the sex?

Off the Junction 18 layby on a good night (and the Severn Bridge Services on a bad one)

 

[big ron]

I’m the best fuck you’ve never had

 

[Inner Smile]

Would kill to fuck big ron

 

[Penelope]

Would fuck to kill big ron

 

[Inner Smile]

Big ron has something about him, you know he'd be good

 

[Inner Smile]

A proper manc lad

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Big ron has something about him, you know he'd be good

Depends how much ket he's had, I reckon

 

[Cloud]

Very warm and loving but also boring as fuck and very nerdy and awkward.

Basically Roy Cropper (except I don't know much about his modern day scandals I haven't watched Coro for like 15 years)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Very warm and loving but also boring as fuck and very nerdy and awkward.

Basically Roy Cropper (except I don't know much about his modern day scandals I haven't watched Coro for like 15 years)

Stop trying to make Coro happen.

 

[Inner Smile]

Stop trying to make Coro happen.

Do you think your relationship will last and how does it feel now?

 

[floppet]

Mr F and I have always worked really well as a couple. He's the emotionally-bereft psychopath and I'm the highly strung, over-emotional one so we balance each other out. I teach him to consider the feelings of others and he'll beat seven shades of shite out of anybody I want him to.

 

[Sheena]

Do you think your relationship will last and how does it feel now?

It's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS unless he wants you to know.

 

[GNL]

I would say that I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.

 

[Cloud]

I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner

Playing your music in the suuuun

 

[Inner Smile]

It's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS unless he wants you to know.

Calm down dickhead! He knows i'm messing

 

[VoR]

I’m tall and presentable
Well-dressed and clean
With a good sense of humour
Non-smoking, non-scene

I like walks in the country
a film or a play
a couple of beers
or a glass of Chardonnay

 

[Marina Salty]

I wouldn't.

 

[Inner Smile]

Ya a moopy diamond QOTB

HIGH PRAISE INDEED

 

[ButterTart]

Who's the father though?

I did tell someone at Tischguana's wedding that I was his Dad

 

[Soldi]

I did tell someone at Tischguana's wedding that I was his Dad

Nothing says father son bond like walking through the streets of Chelmsford at 2am swigging Pinot Grigio.