HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOU?

[Nancy]

I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF AS A:

SURREAL ENERGETIC VEGAN SURVIVOR

 

[Rita]

FULL OF SASS, CLASS AND CRASS.

 

[Lucille]

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE.

 

[jivafox]

Surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

 

[GNL]

Dead now, of course.

 

[win_the_game]

Enigmatic and emotionally complex.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm fun and flirty. And I've got double Fs.

 

[lolly]

slim, vibrant lady in her mid-20s with a lust for life

 

[Lucille]

I’M JUST A HOLE SIR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

UPTOWN GIRL LIVING IN A DOWNTOWN WORLD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just... there.

 

[VoR]

I'm tall and presentable, well-dressed and clean
With a good sense of humour, non-smoking, non-scene
I like walks in the country, a film or a play
A couple of beers or a glass of Chardonnay

 

[Nancy]

I'm tall and presentable, well-dressed and clean
With a good sense of humour, non-smoking, non-scene
I like walks in the country, a film or a play
A couple of beers or a glass of Chardonnay

ARE YOU SEEKING SIMILAR?

 

[ButterTart]

39

 

[Lucille]

Is there a BIGGER TURNOFF in a tinder bio than guys who describe themselves as ‘SANE AND SORTED’.

YUCK!

 

[ButterTart]

I actually can't muster the energy to think of appropriate words, which is in itself a pretty accurate representation of my character.

 

[Nancy]

I actually can't muster the energy to think of appropriate words, which is in itself a pretty accurate representation of my character.

JUST GIVE US A STRAPLINE IN 3 OR 4 WORDS

 

[Suomi]

ENF-ME

 

[COB]

Borderline shy / wild.

 

[D5K]

Drop dead cynical

 

[Lucille]

Borderline shy / wild.

THIS ACTUALLY IS ME.

 

[Indie]

Terrible at trampolining.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Terrible at trampolining.

Consider that stolen for my Tinder.

 

[GNL]

Is there a BIGGER TURNOFF in a tinder bio than guys who describe themselves as ‘SANE AND SORTED’.

YUCK!

'Got all my own teeth'

WEIRD FLEX BUT OK

 

[BoysForSeles]

Distant, kinda introverted with extrovert fun tendencies.

 

[big ron]

NUDE

 

[Kate]

EFFLUENT

 

[K.C.]

kinda cool.

 

[K.C.]

But if you ask my mother: "WHO?"

 

[SystemAddict]

I am not a SINNER, nor a SAINT.

 

[Jacques]

Not a nonce.

 

[joanne]

Negative, on PrEP

 

[Rachey]

A chubby and fun gossiper

 

[lolly]

Oh Rachey, you're not FUN

 

[Jark]

Aspiring adult, also delusional. Seeks attention always.

 

[Rachey]

Oh Rachey, you're not FUN

I am. I make friends drink lambrini and listen to Westlife when they come to my home.

 

[big ron]

TIRED

 

[Nancy]

FULL OF BEANS