I’m going to bed and you haven’t done Saturday yet

I nearly died from Chinese food overload. But I like that restaurant because of the 90s deep cuts of pop music, and wholly bizarre playlists.

A typical 1,2,3 punch includes 2 Become 1 (Geri’s homophobic album version), Celine’s All By Myself, followed by Madonna’s Justify my love
 
night night sleepy diddyface

(it's not even 11pm Japan. Who goes to bed that early on a Saturday?)
 
Needed that kip. Now updating my morning playlist that I pop on shuffle of a morning to remove the tracks I've got a wee bit fed up of and add some stuff I've discovered or re-discovered. This is what grey cold January days are for. Self-care.
 
So Diddy had nine hours more than most of us start a Saturday thread and didn't bother? Lazy.
 
I was at WORK! Not like you load of LUSHES slumped over in puddles of Merlot, piss and pills on a Saturday morning
 
I've got a date tonight and I'm quite excited :disco: we've spoken every day since the first time we met (at Christmas) and he's utterly adorable
 
I've just discovered a bottle of gin I never knew I had. That's tonight sorted.
 
lolly said:
I've just discovered a bottle of gin I never knew I had. That's tonight sorted.
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Cleaning out a cupboard this morning I discovered a packet of dumpling mix wedged between the back of the cupboard and the shelf. It was use-by April 2009. Had it been in a food cupboard I'd have been ashamed but it was in the cupboard where the unused kitchen gadgets live (slow cooker, mixer, sandwich-maker, bread-maker and several cafetieres of various sizes) so I'm not taking the blame for this one.
 
Whichever Banjo brother is on The Greatest Dancer is intensely irritating
 
I’ve spent the day looking at bathrooms. I’m going to get a digital shower and have an orange feature wall.

It’s terribly exciting...
 
I can't be fucked spending any money on the house

It's going to end up like looking one of those houses you see for sale when someone's died and nothing has been changed since 1952
 
Shirley said:
I can't be fucked spending any money on the house

It's going to end up like looking one of those houses you see for sale when someone's died and nothing has been changed since 1952
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I bought one of them. Basically you're helping first time buyers, so well done you.
 
Sheena said:
I’ve spent the day looking at bathrooms. I’m going to get a digital shower and have an orange feature wall.

It’s terribly exciting...
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Wtf is a digital shower? It is like one of those things that cleans metal with lasers?
 
Diddy said:
Wtf is a digital shower? It is like one of those things that cleans metal with lasers?
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Don't know, but if you can't turn it upside down and read BOOBIES, frankly I'm not interested.
 
If you take your smartphone into the shower, you could take a picture of your cock.

For example.
 
surely the water's already heated, even in Victorian UK

maybe it's Tetris
 
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