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what's cocaine like in a trifle? I've never done more than Night Nurse in one.

TOP TIP for all you housewives fending off unwanted night time advances out there.
 
Spa update, I went - one dumpy father, one decent guy about my age. When I dried off and was about to leave, the hottest guy came out of the toilet, he must have been there the whole time :/

I had no excuse to stay though (apart from him being topless)

I hope potential Mr Diddy seals the deal soon so I can stop my wandering eye. It’s all I can do not to have a nose on the apps
 
Diddy said:
Spa update, I went - one dumpy father, one decent guy about my age. When I dried off and was about to leave, the hottest guy came out of the toilet, he must have been there the whole time :/

I had no excuse to stay though (apart from him being topless)

I hope potential Mr Diddy seals the deal soon so I can stop my wandering eye. It’s all I can do not to have a nose on the apps
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I'm feeling partly responsible for introducing you to your future husband, chuffed

Oh wait I thought you were calling hot spa guy potential Mr Diddy. Well he COULD be
 
PercyPig said:
Is it just the dicks on my Facebook with an overzealous use of the Share button or is there suddenly a lot of Asian men driving around in cars ready to bungle white 7 year old girls into into the boot of a BMW M Series only to be thwarted at the last minute by eyes-on-the-ball Karen?

:rolleyes:
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Are you sure this isn't footage from how the cops are operating in Portland?
 
Tisch said:
A girl at my work was like this and for some reason it used to really irk me. I said good morning every morning and refused to back down saying it. Sometimes she'd completely ignore me, sometimes she'd sort of exhale a morning about a minute after.
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I always say good morning to the staff at the front desk and there's one bloke who has not replied from the get go. He does respond to some people but I'm not one of them. I spent a wee while giving him a big smile and a far-too-cheery good morning but this fell on the stoniest of grounds at which point I just stopped altogether.

What a cunt.
 
lolly said:
I've just had a two hour clinical supervision meeting by zoom. Now I’ve got an actual FACE TO FACE one and don't really remember the etiquette. I am allowed to take a cat to play with, right?
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I hope you remembered that you have to put trousers on for the face to face meeting.
 
Not quite the same but when I was a kid the creepy school caretaker doubled up as a lollipop man who helped us across the road every day for the 5 years I was there, with a face on him like he'd prefer the children all got run over, and I said thank you every day and he completely ignored me every time. So the last day of the last year I DIDN'T say thank you. That showed HIM.
 
SDF said:
this is a highly depressing thought

thanks for sharing
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It's perfectly healthy and normal to look at attractive people whether or not you're in a relationship! If you want to be monogomous then don't touch etc but I don't like the concept of banning a partner from LOOKING at someone else. I think being gay makes it easier because you can more easily share the thought. Friends of ours said a couple of weekend ago that they know when we find a guy hot because we start speaking quietly to each other :D Apparently we're not that SUBTLE
 
Oh and @Iguana maybe wandering eye has a different meaning to me? It is the act of actually doing something than just having an appreciation for someone’s beauty.
 
Morning, I’m supposed to be working but I’m still in bed.

Diddy said:
Spa update, I went - one dumpy father, one decent guy about my age. When I dried off and was about to leave, the hottest guy came out of the toilet, he must have been there the whole time :/
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He must have been taking a massive shit. You don’t want that near you.
 
COB said:
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HONK
 
SDF said:
Oh and @Iguana maybe wandering eye has a different meaning to me? It is the act of actually doing something than just having an appreciation for someone’s beauty.
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Ohhh that makes sense. Yes I think we were interpreting it differently. I just meant that second where your eye wanders to a hot stud and you make a split second decision that you'd really quite like them to plough you against the nearest available wall even though for all you know they may have a shit personality and bad breath
 
Iguana said:
It's perfectly healthy and normal to look at attractive people whether or not you're in a relationship! If you want to be monogomous then don't touch etc but I don't like the concept of banning a partner from LOOKING at someone else. I think being gay makes it easier because you can more easily share the thought. Friends of ours said a couple of weekend ago that they know when we find a guy hot because we start speaking quietly to each other :D Apparently we're not that SUBTLE
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I couldn't imagine not looking at other people. At least half my work chat in the before times was lengthy discussions about how hot the people who passed my desk were.
 
octophone said:
I always say good morning to the staff at the front desk and there's one bloke who has not replied from the get go. He does respond to some people but I'm not one of them. I spent a wee while giving him a big smile and a far-too-cheery good morning but this fell on the stoniest of grounds at which point I just stopped altogether.

What a cunt.
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I talked about it with some friends and they all laughed and said it wasn't a big deal, so I'm glad to see others do think it is and isn't just me!
 
Iguana said:
It's perfectly healthy and normal to look at attractive people whether or not you're in a relationship! If you want to be monogomous then don't touch etc but I don't like the concept of banning a partner from LOOKING at someone else. I think being gay makes it easier because you can more easily share the thought. Friends of ours said a couple of weekend ago that they know when we find a guy hot because we start speaking quietly to each other :D Apparently we're not that SUBTLE
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I always like to think I'm quite subtle when I see someone I fancy, but I've been informed I'm actually more like THIS
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Mats said:
where have you ventured?
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today I went to Nagahama in Shiga, and I’m staying in Hikone. Tomorrow I’ll go to Kanazawa via Fukui, Wednesday is Hida-Takayama and Thursday is an anti-climactic Gifu city (because it’s halfway back and I can’t do it all in one day)

I’m using the 青春18切符 and cheap hotels because I don’t really have the budget, but I just wanted to get out of the city
 
I've read about those seasonal tickets. you have to be a resident of Japan, right?

and omg, I've been to Hikone! both Kanazawa Takayama are on the list for future visits
 
Mats said:
I've read about those seasonal tickets. you have to be a resident of Japan, right?

and omg, I've been to Hikone! both Kanazawa Takayama are on the list for future visits
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I’m not sure if you do, I didn’t have to show ID, just buy it like a normal ticket, but it’s only available during certain months (to match up with school holidays).

Did you meet Hikonyan? :D

kanazawa is definitely worth it, we had a bit of a rushed 1-night trip but we saw Shirakawago too
 
Diddy said:
I’m not sure if you do, I didn’t have to show ID, just buy it like a normal ticket, but it’s only available during certain months (to match up with school holidays).

Did you meet Hikonyan? :D

kanazawa is definitely worth it, we had a bit of a rushed 1-night trip but we saw Shirakawago too
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I did, yes! I don't remember much though other than the weather was absolutely scorching

Shirakawago :disco: my next visit will probably be 100% rural and organic
 
Hikone has these cute little gutterlike canals with koi fish in them, right?
 
Mats said:
Hikone has these cute little gutterlike canals with koi fish in them, right?
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I don’t remember those... but I only arrived here in the evening, I’ll take a walk in the morning, it’s a long train ride tomorrow.

Did you ever go to Gujo-Hachiman? They had those gutters everywhere, apparently the water in the area is so clean, so they use it a lot
 
Diddy said:
I don’t remember those... but I only arrived here in the evening, I’ll take a walk in the morning, it’s a long train ride tomorrow.

Did you ever go to Gujo-Hachiman? They had those gutters everywhere, apparently the water in the area is so clean, so they use it a lot
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I might mistake it for another city, or it might also just have been one street

行ったことない！another one for the list, thanks a bunch... *buys infinity railway pass*
 
Mats said:
I might mistake it for another city, or it might also just have been one street

行ったことない！another one for the list, thanks a bunch... *buys infinity railway pass*
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just move back here, it’ll be much easier!
 
oh my kamisama! never! I prefer to be UNTETHERED when it comes to Japan. working there would end all my lives :D
 
octophone said:
I always say good morning to the staff at the front desk and there's one bloke who has not replied from the get go. He does respond to some people but I'm not one of them. I spent a wee while giving him a big smile and a far-too-cheery good morning but this fell on the stoniest of grounds at which point I just stopped altogether.

What a cunt.
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I wouldn't let anybody get away with this. After a couple of weeks of it I'd have had to have walked over and asked whether it was me he hated specifically or was he just rude.
 
Those of you who were furloughed, do you accrue holiday while furloughed? So if you normally get say 20 days a year, are you still entitled to 20 days despite having been furloughed for 3 months of the year?
 
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