I believe that Thursday is the future

[Shirley]

Isn't George Benson's version of The Greatest Love of All much better than OLD FOGHORN'S? ALL her covers weren't a patch on the originals. I'd never heard George doing it before but I remember it being mentioned during an episode with one PARTICULARLY UNRELIABLE BEAU who POPPED OUT TO THE GARAGE to get some CIGGIES just before bedtime and came back about SIX HOURS LATER claiming to have been singing it in KARAOKE in some bar. PICKED YET ANOTHER WINNER THERE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bonjour

 

[jyxz]

They weren't no Babs n Lainey.

To be fair - she took Step by Step up a whole notch or seven from Annie's original.

 

[octophone]

Howdy. Need to get moving because it is apparently going to absolutely piss it down this afternoon so if I went to get out for a constitutional, I need to do so now.

*shitposts for 4 hours*

 

[OutSynk]

I feel like a corpse.

 

[Indie]

I'm feeling a corpse

 

[big ron]

I'm feeling FREEEEEEEE

 

[OutSynk]

I've been taking CBD oil and SLEEPWALKING through the entire week. @RaspberrySwirl if you need something for sleep, THIS IS IT.

They really need to make cocaine legal so I can balance this out.

 

[Kala]

I'm feeling FREEEEEEEE

U ok hun?

 

[Kala]

They really need to make cocaine legal so I can balance this out.

It's never stopped most people before...

 

[OutSynk]

It's never stopped most people before...

I'm an obedient citizen.

 

[big ron]

I've been taking CBD oil and SLEEPWALKING through the entire week. @RaspberrySwirl if you need something for sleep, THIS IS IT.

They really need to make cocaine legal so I can balance this out.

how much are you taking?

 

[big ron]

U ok hun?

Never been better bbz xo

 

[RS]

I've been taking CBD oil and SLEEPWALKING through the entire week. @RaspberrySwirl if you need something for sleep, THIS IS IT.

They really need to make cocaine legal so I can balance this out.

How’s that any good if it’s a drug? I might as well drink G.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

You can get CBD oil from noted hardcore high street Class A drug stockists HOLLAND AND BARRETT LOVE

Or Swedish equivalent

 

[dmlaw]

Also, all medicines containing anything resembling an active ingredient are drugs.

 

[Kala]

How’s that any good if it’s a drug? I might as well drink G.

G is literally THE worst and dirtiest drug on the planet.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Also, all medicines containing anything resembling an active ingredient are drugs.

*hurriedly hides stash of Paracetamol because feds*

 

[Mats]

G is literally THE worst and dirtiest drug on the planet.

I'll take two

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

G is literally THE worst and dirtiest drug on the planet.

Surely METH isn’t far behind. Mmm... awake for 72 hours non-stop and constant urges to give Rover a nice thick one up the bum

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I’d rather use heroin. It’s just so DELICIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL

 

[OutSynk]

how much are you taking?

A couple of drops of that 1000 mg/10ml TINCTURE.

 

[dmlaw]

I’d rather use heroin. It’s just so DELICIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL

Just remember not to snort your Lemsip, because that's probably going to sting.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Just remember not to snort your Lemsip, because that's probably going to sting.

The Ariel incident did admittedly end quite badly

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Some may recall I was rather PEEVED that the Uni said it was MANDATORY to go a play about sexual consent.

Turns out I wasn't the only one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-50000439

GOOD!

 

[Sheena]

G is literally THE worst and dirtiest drug on the planet.

Tell that to SPEED, HEROIN, SPICE, CRACK COCAINE, fuck even MKAT...

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

G does sound absolutely vile, not least because you drink it. Call me old-fashioned. Little bit too much? WHOOPS DEAD

Also, all this silly fuss young people are making about NOT DRINKING when they’re actually on the G and Evian

 

[Shirley]

Some may recall I was rather PEEVED that the Uni said it was MANDATORY to go a play about sexual consent.

Turns out I wasn't the only one: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-50000439

GOOD!

Get me that placard with WE ARE TIRED on it RIGHT NOW

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wish this Swedish academic on the Twitter would stop oversharing about how she keeps getting PREGGERS only to find the BABS have GENETIC DEFECTS and have to be


Get me that placard with WE ARE TIRED on it RIGHT NOW

They were chanting "We are tired" very loudly, to which my lecturer commented "they don't sound very fucking tired".

She also said we should boycott the performance. I already was.

 

[Shirley]

You MAY WELL ASK what the bit of that I deleted was about

I do wish this website wouldn't save things you'd written and then changed your mind about and buggered off

I know we're all CARING AND SHARING these days but with people like me you don't know from ADAM? WHATEVER

 

[octophone]

You MAY WELL ASK what the bit of that I deleted was about

Ask? I'm admin, I've just read it.

 

[OutSynk]

Is it just me or are some of the Dotmusic emojis blurred out? And they have been like that for a while.

 

[Shirley]

They have been for me for a while. Although when I posted on my phone the other day they weren't. Maybe it depends on whether they are in your CACHE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT WAS IT?

 

[OutSynk]

They have been for me for a while. Although when I posted on my phone the other day they weren't. Maybe it depends on whether they are in your CACHE

@octophone do something. I miss the teeth gritting emoji.

 

[Indie]

Is it just me or are some of the Dotmusic emojis blurred out? And they have been like that for a while.

We're going to fix it (well, I've delegated to Octy). Watch this space.

 

[octophone]

@octophone do something. I miss the teeth gritting emoji.

Working on it right now.