I know it's up for me (If you steal my Thursday)

[Lucille]

When I sneeze it makes my eyes water

You poor love, I bet you can hardly spare the moisture

 

[Rita]

:emoji_cry:

#greetingpuss #outsynk

 

[big ron]

When I sneeze it makes my eyes water, and I am still awaiting a delivery for some waterproof mascara which was meant to be here on TUESDAY.

Remember all this when you think you are going through a hard time yourself.

Thoughts and prayers hun xo

 

[octophone]

You poor love, I bet you can hardly spare the moisture

Fucking ME-OW! :emoji_smirk_cat:

 

[Diddy]

Sometimes I have dreams that a plane is going to crash into me, or at least the debris from and exploding plane

 

[Soldi]

I’d love to have a dream about being in a plane crash

MUST DRINK MORE WINE

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’ve had LOADS!

 

[Lucille]

Of dreams about plane crashes, not wine.

 

[jivafox]

I always have plane crash nightmares in the weeks before I’m due to fly. Which is fab for someone with a mortal fear of it.

 

[Diddy]

Your regular reminder of where my username came from.

how did your name come from that though?

 

[Soldi]

Of dreams about plane crashes, not wine.

 

[Lucille]

 

[lolly]

Should have kept your gob shut and stayed hid in a cupboard then.

I really do think this post is ICONIC

Particularly the way Floppet appeared out of nowhere, dropped it, and then fucked off. None of this hanging around the chat lounge posting dribblepiss for Floppet

 

[Soldi]

 

[Iguana]

The level of conversation on here is SO highbrow these days, I can BARELY keep up

 

[Soldi]

The level of conversation on here is SO highbrow these days, I can BARELY keep up

 

[AlgoAlex]

The level of conversation on here is SO highbrow these days, I can BARELY keep up

I remember when we used to discuss existentialism.

 

[Phoenix]

I had a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast.

my nightmare last night was about the new phone I ordered.

 

[ButterTart]

how did your name come from that though?

They don’t seem to actually say it in the video, but in the audio version there’s a spoken word bit where someone says ‘does he like buttertarts?’

 

[Diddy]

They don’t seem to actually say it in the video, but in the audio version there’s a spoken word bit where someone says ‘does he like buttertarts?’

and does he?

 

[ButterTart]

and does he?

We don’t find out. Everyone involved in the song was electrocuted when their tour boat hit some pylons.

 

[Diddy]

We don’t find out. Everyone involved in the song was electrocuted when their tour boat hit some pylons.

and i


(that's what he said just before the accident)

 

[floppet]

I really do think this post is ICONIC

Particularly the way Floppet appeared out of nowhere, dropped it, and then fucked off. None of this hanging around the chat lounge posting dribblepiss for Floppet

I'm at work! Busier than a one-legged man in a bum-kicking contest.

 

[Mats]

The level of conversation on here is SO highbrow these days, I can BARELY keep up

:emoji_upside_down:

 

[Mats]

I had a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast.

my nightmare last night was about the new phone I ordered.

did it crash?

 

[octophone]

I'm at work! Busier than a one-legged man in a bum-kicking contest.

A fabulous phrase, not least for being inclusive enough to suggest that being a monoped would be no impediment to participation in such an esteemed event.

 

[big ron]

They don’t seem to actually say it in the video, but in the audio version there’s a spoken word bit where someone says ‘does he like buttertarts?’

Canadian delicacy, apparently. They sound nice.

 

[Soldi]

@big ron @Floppet

The mystery letter was...

Spoiler

Something about asthma from the doctors

 

[ButterTart]

Canadian delicacy, apparently. They sound nice.

I used to have a buttertart as my avatar. I’ve never tried one, mind.

 

[big ron]

@big ron @Floppet

The mystery letter was...

Spoiler

Something about asthma from the doctors

SAUCY

 

[floppet]

@big ron @Floppet

The mystery letter was...

What made you think it was a Mooper? I'd assumed it was addressed to Soldi rather than your proper name

 

[Tisch]

I preferred Chalmmy's mysterious prison letters. Sorry Soldi.

My mum's picture has just been made the main profile pic of a Facebook group with 3k members.

The group is "Marching Bands and Drum Corps of the 60s". I am blessed to have come from such cool ilk.

 

[COB]

There are far worse Facebook groups she could be into, it's true

 

[Tisch]

There are far worse Facebook groups she could be into, it's true

She sent me a message saying she was the face of a Facebook group and I dreaded what it could be. She's got quite into posting those "riddles" about eggs :emoji_egg::emoji_egg: and such recently, thought it might one of those.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, I’ve just seen my first poppy.

It’s the 24th of September.

 

[Soldi]

What made you think it was a Mooper? I'd assumed it was addressed to Soldi rather than your proper name

It was handwritten! I’d also drunkenly posted my ID last week

And I think @Beverley stalks me too

 

[COB]

Egg riddles? I've not heard about that, but I have any and all egg news blocked so it might have passed me by.

 

[Tisch]

COB:

 

[COB]

Those Egg Council creeps got to you too!

 

[ButterTart]

And I think @Beverley stalks me too

Oh he’s forever at it. I had to go outside with a broom again last night to shoo him away from my bins.