I think I've found the ULTIMATE PIECE of DISCO RUBBISH

Shirley

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It makes the SALSOUL CHRISTMAS JOLLIES seem RESTRAINED and TASTEFUL

 
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OMG it even CONTAINS HANDEL DISCO BANJO and a TALKY BIT

TOO MUCH
 
I've just listened to ALL FOURTEEN AND A HALF MINUTES of that

I need a LIE DOWN
 
I have a 7" single somewhere called 'Disco Jerusalem'. It does exactly what it says on the tin
 
Fuck this is nasty. I know so many faggoty gay boys who would twitch to this like a spastic tumour.
 
oh my GOOD GOLLIWOG

I'm going to add that to the list of 70s tracks my friend has requested for her wedding playlist. If anything will sort the wheat from the chaff on the dance floor, that will do it :disco:
 
NOT DISCO although it is by DISCO DISASTER MECO but I thought I'd bring you this LITTLE KNOWN WORK featuring ONE JON BON JOVI :D

 
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This is my NEW FAVOURITE THING



It's not RUBBISH but by God it's SHAMELESS

He did WRITE the original though so I suppose he's ALLOWED
 
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OK so it's NOT MUCH MORE than the TITLE but WHAT A TITLE
 
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There really is no BOTTOM to the DISCO BARREL

Actually this one is OK after a POOR START although it OWES a DISTINCT DEBT to PATRICK HERNANDEZ
 
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WHO KNEW they had a GAY DISCO chart back in the early 80s? (Well I'm sure Donna and Sheena did, but I didn't)
Some of these definitely warrant INVESTIGATING!

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It's basically what became the Hi-NRG chart, isn't it? Look for archives of those- that's where you'll find the REAL GOOD STUFF :disco:
 
(They Call Me The) Queen Of Fools sounds as amazing as Jungle Jezebel.
 
(They Call Me The) Queen of Fools is an inferior reworking of/sequel to this DISCO CLASSIC:

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I have no idea what the contemporary video featuring a bewildered looking Jessica and her ample bosom is all about.
 
"Guilty" by Lime is quite the pleasure. Sounds familiar although I note it's never been a hit.

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I'm pleased to discover that someone has put this on YouTube as it comes with rather more VA VA VOOM than the original :disco:

 
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Well this is the DISCO RUBBISH THREAD and if ANYTHING from THAT LITTLE LINE UP could be THUS CLASSIFIED it's THIS



ELAINE PAIGE SPINS IN COFFIN
 
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God, even in 1983 there was every reason to STAY AT HOME

Most of the ERC catalogue was generally appalling as well, and I am including the BOYS TOWN GANG in that equation :zombie:

Thank God for BOBBY O :disco:
 
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BOBBY O is JUST the ticket for this dull, dreary morning...GOOD CALL OUR SUE, I'm throwing it on as we speak :disco:
 
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I do so hope that THIS old chestnut made an appearance, smoking a Vogue in a MINK STOLE



I can see you in the arms of another girl
You SHATTERED MY WORLD :Oi:
 
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Which came first, that or Divine's You Think You're A Man?

Very much the same era

And of COURSE it did, SUE. From my MARVELLOUS Flirts Greatest Hits which I must dig out properly. From which "Danger" is the HIGH LEVEL PRIME PIECE OF CORKAGE :disco:
 
Very much the same era

And of COURSE it did, SUE. From my MARVELLOUS Flirts Greatest Hits which I must dig out properly. From which "Danger" is the HIGH LEVEL PRIME PIECE OF CORKAGE :disco:


i've looked in to it, they were both produced by Bobby O with about two years of each other. Did anyone comment at the time that they're basically the same song?
 
It's ALL about GIVIN' UP for me

There's a REASON you don't UNDERSTAND
Why I'm HAVING AN AFFAIR with ANOTHER MAN
 
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Oh and also I'M SO HOT FOR YOU (and YOU'RE SO HOT FOR ME - WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOOOORR *cowbell break*)
 
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I don't know how I have even LIVED without THIS

 
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"If I only Knew" is Sir Tom's GREATEST comedy moment. I remember me and a friend from school crying with laughter at that opening SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAM at the time.
 


Tom's take on LOVE IS IN THE AIR is also QUITE SOMETHING :horny: :santa:
 
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