Ideas for inventions/innovations?

[ButterTart]

A device you can attach to your key fob which either attracts or repels owls.

 

[ButterTart]

Clothes pegs which contain a small explosive charge which detonates on impact; perfect for fending off an assailant while hanging out washing.

 

[Diddy]

Inflatable butt plugs

that sounds scary I mean what if I can’t stop it and it just keeps getting bigger?

 

[Diddy]

Inflatable butt

 

[Diddy]

 

[Ellie]

Just to have the option to choose how to sort or filter the films on streaming platforms like Netflix. To filter out ones you’ve already seen, sort them by year of release or alphabetically rather than some unknown algorithm and their chosen genres.

 

[Kate]

A device you can attach to your key fob which either attracts or repels owls.

Why would you ever want to repel an owl? Especially one with cracking norks.

 

[Diddy]

Just to have the option to choose how to sort or filter the films on streaming platforms like Netflix. To filter out ones you’ve already seen, sort them by year of release or alphabetically rather than some unknown algorithm and their chosen genres.

And by which ones have English subtitles every single thing on Japanese Netflix has an English description, but so many don’t have subtitles. Who is that description for?!

 

[Diddy]

Also I think this probably exists but needs to be normalised: umbrella hats

I HATE carrying umbrellas

 

[Kate]

Also I think this probably exists but needs to be normalised: umbrella hats

I HATE carrying umbrellas

YES. They do exist but I've never seen one in the wild. Would be especially useful here for the upcoming 6 weeks where we're only allowed to eat & drink outside.

 

[ButterTart]

Why would you ever want to repel an owl? Especially one with cracking norks.

If you’ve attracted too many and your boss is coming around for dinner and he’s all like ‘Kate, there better not be any owls at this dinner party or you can kiss goodbye to your promotion’ and you’re like ‘shit, there’s loads of owls here, if only I could repel them’ then you’ll be glad that function exists.

 

[PercyPig]

A dating app that incorporates elements from Tripadvisor and LinkedIn with star ratings and recommendations from former lovers.

Squirt.org and fabguys/fabswingers have this

“Met dinosaur_daddy after two messages. Very welcoming and we got straight to it. Kisses amazing and rattled my hole. Can’t wait until next time”

 

[big ron]

If you’ve attracted too many and your boss is coming around for dinner and he’s all like ‘Kate, there better not be any owls at this dinner party or you can kiss goodbye to your promotion’ and you’re like ‘shit, there’s loads of owls here, if only I could repel them’ then you’ll be glad that function exists.

Sounds like a good excuse to get a new job.

 

[Kate]

Innit. FUCK YOU BOSS, I'm off to open an owl hospital.

 

[ButterTart]

Innit. FUCK YOU BOSS, I'm off to open an owl hospital.

I know first hand the demand for owl boob jobs is insane.

 

[Lume]

SELF-CLEANING KNICKERS

And WHY NOT a self cleaning arse, while we're at it, sweetie.

 

[Lume]

Inflatable butt plugs

They're quite nice, don't you think?

 

[K.C.]

A device or contraption that makes washing cutlery easier and less annoying.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A device or contraption that makes washing cutlery easier and less annoying.

 

[K.C.]

I know I know, but cats are just too troublesome.

 

[K.C.]

Oh wait, it's kinda a thing. It's even named after me!!

Amazon product ASIN B01I6UGYS2

 

[Ellie]

X-Ray Specs that can identify personality traits in people.

There was a Simpsons computer game I used to play where Bart could put on special glasses to identify if people were space mutants disguised as humans. So that, but with narcissists.