If I've done my sums right, then today is Thursday

[Nancy]

NEW JOB DAY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Pictured: Nancy figuring out what day it is today

 

[big ron]

Lurgy dispatched so back to the gym.

 

[Kate]

I had an almost-sex dream about Nigel Farage and I am traumatised

 

[octophone]

Hello.

That's it. That's all I've got. Feeling rather today.

 

[Joseph]

I’m over today already

 

[big ron]

I had an almost-sex dream about Nigel Farage and I am traumatised

I suggest washing your brain in bleach x

 

[Lucille]

I had an almost-sex dream about Nigel Farage and I am traumatised

 

[Lucille]

Omg the council tax banding people are so evil! I challenged my band as I thought it was too high and sent them examples of similar flats that were a lower band on my street. They replied that they think the lower banded flats are probably a mistake and won't lower my band but will look into raising theirs.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg the council tax banding people are so evil! I challenged my band as I thought it was too high and sent them example of similar flats that were a lower band on my street. They replied that they think the lower banded flats are probably a mistake and won't lower my band but will look into raising theirs.

You need to move immediately. They'll hunt you down otherwise.

 

[Lucille]

WHAT HAVE I DONE!

 

[big ron]

What a dirty little GRASS

 

[Tisch]

The school are doing BREAK THE RULES DAY tomorrow and they keep sending emails out with all the rules the kids can break and it's basically just double negatives and I DON'T LIKE IT

 

[GNL]

The school are doing BREAK THE RULES DAY tomorrow and they keep sending emails out with all the rules the kids can break and it's basically just double negatives and I DON'T LIKE IT

I hope they will have a fun day dancing on top of buses and antagonising Rose McGowan:

 

[big ron]

I dare say it finally feels like BRITISH SUMMER TIME today.

 

[Tisch]

I hope they will have a fun day dancing on top of buses and antagonising Rose McGowan:

The teachers tomorrow when the kids all bring fags in and smash windows:

 

[Joseph]

Teachers waking up in the morning

 

[Lucille]

The school are doing BREAK THE RULES DAY tomorrow and they keep sending emails out with all the rules the kids can break and it's basically just double negatives and I DON'T LIKE IT

Teach your kid the F slur! He gets a pass.

 

[big ron]

The school are doing BREAK THE RULES DAY tomorrow and they keep sending emails out with all the rules the kids can break and it's basically just double negatives and I DON'T LIKE IT

Is this nationwide? Might send Ron Jr in with a bottle of port

 

[Lucille]

It seems like such a monumentally stupid idea that I imagine all the teachers DREAD.

 

[Tisch]

Christ and now someone else's kid has just had the MOTHER of nosebleeds at my house

 

[Generic Account]

I keep forgetting those poor English children are in school till mid July.

 

[Star]

I keep forgetting those poor English children are in school till mid July.

Schools out tomorrow

 

[jivafox]

Saw an old uni housemate pop up in my Facebook memories who I hadn't seen or thought of in almost twenty years today, clicked on their profile out of curiosity to see what they're up to these days and saw "Remembering..." above their name. Very odd feeling!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In laws just took us to Nandos, which to my surprise was very tasty indeed.

 

[big ron]

Saw an old uni housemate pop up in my Facebook memories who I hadn't seen or thought of in almost twenty years today, clicked on their profile out of curiosity to see what they're up to these days and saw "Remembering..." above their name. Very odd feeling!

I did a facebook friend audit not long ago and could believe how many were DEAD

 

[RJN]

When I was 17, I thought it would be fun for the 8 year olds I was a counselor for to get to say whatever they wanted for 30 seconds and one of them said the n-word. So no, break the rules day does not sound like a great idea

 

[GNL]

I looked up a uni housemate I haven't thought about in years recently and discovered a video of her sat on the street fighting a seagull over dropped chips.

 

[RJN]

I looked up a uni housemate I haven't thought about in years recently and discovered a video of her sat on the street fighting a seagull over dropped chips.

how frugal!

 

[dmlaw]

I looked up a uni housemate I haven't thought about in years recently and discovered a video of her sat on the street fighting a seagull over dropped chips.

Was she at least winning?

#aspirationalgoals

 

[jyxz]

Not to turn this into ‘Dead ex schoolmate day’, but just found out one of my ex classmates died today via Facebook.

I don’t know the details, but it’s definitely a shock.

 

[Lucille]

The posh old woman who lives in the basement has her faggiest friend over for drinks in the garden and omg they’re reading everyone for filth.

 

[Lucille]

Friends, family, co-workers, they’ve been chaining rollies and slagging off everyone since the mid-afternoon.

 

[Tisch]

Having a wine and dish session with my friend Old June tonight! Unfortunately the f-word up above won't stop staring at us!

 

[Tisch]

(I lie, I'm actually on my WORK LAPTOP trying to find something I did at a time I don't remember, hate this!)