If you found a geni in lamp 3 wishes

[Santaliger007]

What you wish for has be seilf anything non this
Cancer free malarcky healthy life sheznit
Be mean if fin post reddy carnt find it me

900000000 more wishes
One way tickit mars
Biggest red liger in unervirse

Girl bluecwhales roxs

 

[funky]

A ONE WAY ticket to Mars???

You’ll need a space suit for your Red liger then!

 

[floppet]

I wouldn't make any wishes, I've read The Monkey's Paw.

Man says to Genie "I wish my dick reached the floor", Genie waves his hand and the man's legs fall off.

 

[octophone]

You always have to remember that a genie has been put into a lamp fpr a reason. They're all bastards and they're out to get you. "I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world." "Sure!" You are now the only perspon on the entire planet because Bastard Genie has Thanosed everyone else.

 

[Cloud]

If the genie wasn't a bastard and actually understood context I'd say the usual kind of things

World peace
No more diseases
End poverty

But yeah he'd probably be like "ahhh so you're okay with all these terrible CRIMES then, cool, that's how you'll pay for them"

 

[octophone]

Yeah, "world peace" would just be a genie green flag to obliterate all life on earth.

 

[Joseph]

1. Erase the song “Life Is A Highway” from existence

That’s all

 

[Santaliger007]

Iam still find mine blue geni ment be master one


Blue ligees roxs