INFLATABLE TROUSERS

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Alla]

I need to wear that in the metro, I need my space.

 

[lolly]

I needn't take my trolley to Aldi if I had a pair of those.

 

[COB]

Weren't inflatable trousers a thing in the Brass Eye paedophile special? They pulled a cord and the trousers inflated, thus hiding their erections.

 

[Indie]

I've always been looking for trousers that fit my massive calf muscles.

 

[ButterTart]

My legs look like that most of the time anyway, because I'm dangerously allergic to denim.

 

[K.C.]

Ag carries his ego in his calf muscles?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ag carries his ego in his calf muscles?

I assume no one ever tells you, you're funny.

 

[K.C.]

I assume no one ever tells you, you're funny.

Not a joke.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not a joke.

That's for sure.

 

[Diddy]

Why does it make me think of furries?

In summer, building & maintenance workers have started wearing jackets with fans installed to keep them cool, which inflate. It looks weird but I really want one. Summer is awful

 

[octophone]

That's going to be deeply unpopular in London. You may be standing on the correct side of the escalator but your trousers are absolutely NOT.

 

[big ron]

Not a joke.

You are a joke.

 

[Kate]

Reminds me of the Pet Shop Boys' jelly baby dancers.