Influencers

[Lucille]

Those two SOGGY BOTTOMS were never gonna work ANYWAY.

 

[Mugatu]

Oh please let it be hugely life destroyingly serious!

I wonder if this blind item from today has anything to do with it. Check those wardrobes!

Blind Item #3

One of the bigger YouTube stars on the planet is not only a huge drug dealer, but is also distributing porn with unknowing participants.

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/08/blind-item-3_5.html

 

[GNL]

I wonder if this blind item from today has anything to do with it. Check those wardrobes!

Definitely Zoella.

 

[Diddy]

Definitely Zoella.

that’s not her own wardrobe though

 

[COB]

 

[jivafox]

And then the BLM symbol as her profile icon to finish it off!

 

[Jark]

OMG youth culture has eaten itself

 

[Lucille]

I genuinely have NO IDEA what is going on in that video.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I want to like COB's post, but feel SO DIRTY in case it's read as some sort of ENDORSEMENT of that video

 

[ButterTart]

What in holy fuck is that? What’s the fucking POINT of it? These questions are asked in regard to both the video and the thing in it.

 

[Diddy]

Being an avid/sleepwalking viewer of TikTok, I was hoping it WOULD be banned in America so I don’t have to see so many Americans on it

 

[Phoenix]

Look at these prize cunts

 

[jivafox]

Take the rest of them away!

 

[GNL]

Look at these prize cunts

What a mess.

YouTube is such a bizarre little eco-system. From the (let's be honest) exploitative family bloggers to the fact you can make a living just doing 10 part exposes on other youtubers.

 

[Lucille]

They had a choice between a mild and severe disability when adopting their child and chose severe disability (I’m presuming they bring in more HITS) so to then turn round and say his needs were more than they anticipated is HORSE SHIT.

 

[GNL]

Early '10s gay youtube sensation Lohanthony has found God and denounced his sexuality.

From



To

 

[COB]

Adult TikTok house:

 

[octophone]

Adult TikTok house:

Good grief. Where are Al-Qaeda when you need them?

 

[Tisch]

Adult TikTok house:

I watched that while watching Simpsons DVDs and eating Bakewell tarts. So I'm not jealous at all.

 

[dUb]

TikTok is absolutely a hive of wankers but there's some great stuff on it. Some recent ones I have enjoyed:

One of the best yet from my #1 https://www.tiktok.com/@itscaitlinhello/video/6868028790145092869

A new fave https://www.tiktok.com/@jen_nicole33/video/6865480661743013126

I don't thirst-follow usually but tell me this isn't one of the most STUNNIN men you've ever seen https://www.tiktok.com/@campayne5/video/6850203166231760134

And then there's a recent trend from the Pakistani school assembly but I can't find a good one right now

 

[COB]

I watched that while watching Simpsons DVDs and eating Bakewell tarts. So I'm not jealous at all.

I don't know, being sequestered in a house to focus on your career as a TikTok influencer sounds nightmarish to me - I'd much rather live the simple life of a Bakewell Tisch

 

[funky]

Adult TikTok house:

That was so natural and unrehearsed omg

 

[funky]

I don't thirst-follow usually but tell me this isn't one of the most STUNNIN men you've ever seen https://www.tiktok.com/@campayne5/video/6850203166231760134

I hate you for making me watch that. As if I didn't hate humans enough.

I really need to come to Dublin and get you some sex. Your current friends are clearly not friends at all.

 

[Phoenix]

I downloaded Tiktok last night and spent like 2 hours browsing then I felt so gross and deleted it. For every genuinely funny video there’s like 10 unnatural unfunny terrible videos.

 

[lolly]

I've no idea what I'm looking at any more

 

[Jark]

! at @funky's tough love for @dUb and his sex life/degrading TikTok addiction issues

 

[dUb]

I really need to come to Dublin and get you some sex. Your current friends are clearly not friends at all.

You can come over and ‘get me’ some any time bbz x x x x

This is absolutely the worst TikTok I have ever seen https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSPWVuV7/

 

[lolly]

As much as I don’t want to encourage it, can we embed TikTok, @Indie or @octophone?

 

[funky]

I've no idea what I'm looking at any more

This is the most sensible post in this thread

 

[Indie]

As much as I don’t want to encourage it, can we embed TikTok, @Indie or @octophone?

Yep, should be possible. I just need to install a new BBCodes pack.

I'm planning a bit of a board upgrade session at some point, i'll add it to the list (in my head)

 

[octophone]

As much as I don’t want to encourage it, can we embed TikTok, @Indie or @octophone?

Good question.

I'll let Indie take it.

 

[jivafox]

This is the kind of nonsense I love on Tik Tok

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSP7YNtw/

 

[lolly]

Does TikTok do anything you can't do on Instagram? Just wondering why it became the dominant medium for short video. Is it just because people associate instagram more with still photos?

 

[jivafox]

Tik Tok basically gives you everything you need to create a video, such as editing tools, filters etc. On Instagram you can just upload videos.

 

[lolly]

Oh, like Diddy's Spice entry?

 

[Ellie]

Well I’ve just downloaded the app and instantly just gravitated towards cat/dog videos. I have no patience to find something decent and will just rely on seeing the viral ones that eventually get posted elsewhere.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I had a week where I watched TikToks obsessively, felt like I had seen everything, then deleted it again. The really good ones make it to twitter anyway.

 

[K.C.]

Does "Brand Strategist" just mean "Social media person" these days? Genuine question.

 

[funky]

I’m a brand strategist and I’m definitely not a social media person. I would hazard a guess that most of these influencers couldn’t explain brand or strategy with a gun to their heads.

 

[Phoenix]

This is cute



(I’m sure the kid will grow up to be a monster)