Interesting/ annoying things about the UK

[Dark Carnival]

That poo particles thing is inevitable, but they're just so small that is the same thing that saying you eat dust everytime you open your mouth, so it's not a valid reason for me. My toothbrush is 1.5 meters away from the toilet, so it's ok.

Well I'm not accepting your 1.5 meter reason. It's like COVID it gets everywhere through aerosol.

 

[Kate]

Healthy stool + use these

I HOPE YOU DON'T FLUSH THEM

 

[Alla]

Well I'm not accepting your 1.5 meter reason. It's like COVID it gets everywhere through aerosol.

Well I close the toilet before I flush it, is that good enough? Btw I don't understand how some people leave it open.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I HOPE YOU DON'T FLUSH THEM

Do you bin your wet wipes?

 

[Kate]

Do you bin your wet wipes?

Yes. But I use them on my face, not my anus.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I HOPE YOU DON'T FLUSH THEM

I don't flush these. But some are biodegradable and can be flushed!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm lost. Does Dark Carnival wipe his face after having a very healthy shit?

 

[Alla]

Yes. But I use them on my face, not my anus.

Wet wipes are for my ass, not my face.

I don't have a bin in the toilet, but then I don't use make up.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm lost. Does Dark Carnival wash his face after having a very healthy shit?

Nah, unlike Kate, I DO use them for my anus.

 

[Lucille]

Can we stop saying POO PARTICLES?

 

[Kate]

OMG MEN and their NO BIN IN THE TOILET SHIT! That's a whole different thread. And probably not for Moopy.

 

[RJN]

If we’ve learned anything in the past year, it’s how far particles can fly

 

[Alla]

OMG MEN and their NO BIN IN THE TOILET SHIT! That's a whole different thread. And probably not for Moopy.

Why would I need one?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG MEN and their NO BIN IN THE TOILET SHIT! That's a whole different thread. And probably not for Moopy.

I have a bin in my bathroom. I flush my biodegradable loo wipes down the loo. My face wipes are a separate concern.

 

[Lucille]

Why would I need one?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why would I need one?

What do you do with bathroom waste?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can we stop saying POO PARTICLES?

SHIT MOLECULES

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This come a way since CRISP CULTURE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SHIT MOLECULES

TURD SPECS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sorry.

 

[Alla]

What do you do with bathroom waste?

Toilet roll goes in the toilet, and that's pretty much it, I don't use creams, make up or anything. I don't need a bin if every 15 days I have to throw away anything.

 

[Kate]

If you EVER have people who MENSTRUATE visiting you, you need a bin in the bog!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG MEN and their NO BIN IN THE TOILET SHIT! That's a whole different thread. And probably not for Moopy.

Kate honey girl, I hear you. WHERE DO YOU THROW YOUR COTTON BUDS?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What about toilet roll card? Or do you keep them and build a fort?

 

[Kate]

I make a point of very obviously carrying my BLOODY TAMPON to Mr Kate's KITCHEN which is the ONLY ROOM WITH A BIN. HE STILL HASN'T BOUGHT ONE FOR THE FUCKING BATHROOM.

I appreciate this is less of a concern for gay men.

 

[Lucille]

I make a point of very obviously carrying my BLOODY TAMPON to Mr Kate's KITCHEN which is the ONLY ROOM WITH A BIN. HE STILL HASN'T BOUGHT ONE FOR THE FUCKING BATHROOM.

I appreciate this is less of a concern for gay men.

!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I make a point of very obviously carrying my BLOODY TAMPON to Mr Kate's KITCHEN which is the ONLY ROOM WITH A BIN. HE STILL HASN'T BOUGHT ONE FOR THE FUCKING BATHROOM.

I appreciate this is less of a concern for gay men.

I don't know how to express my disgust without being sexist.

 

[Soldi]

If you EVER have people who MENSTRUATE visiting you, you need a bin in the bog!

Yes I forgot about this until I moved back home for lockdown

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We have four bins. Kitchen, lounge, bathroom and bedroom.

 

[Alla]

What about toilet roll card? Or do you keep them and build a fort?

The toilet roll lasts like 2 weeks, it takes me 5 seconds to take it to the kitchen where I have my papers to throw them away in the paper bin.

 

[Kate]

I do wrap it in toilet roll first. I just left that bit out for added drama.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wow, what healthy stools you all have.

2 weeks!

 

[Lucille]

I do wrap it in toilet roll first, I just left that bit out for added drama.

Aw I imagined you swinging it around and whistling.

 

[Alla]

If you EVER have people who MENSTRUATE visiting you, you need a bin in the bog!

Never ever thought of this. I occasionally had a girlfriend staying here but she probably wasn't.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Never ever thought of this. I occasionally had a girlfriend staying here but she probably wasn't.

!!!

 

[Alla]

Wow, what healthy stools you all have.

2 weeks!

The ones that I buy now are quite big, 2 weeks is reasonable unless you have diarrhoea. I usually don't.

 

[Alla]

!!!

She wasn't menstruating the 2-3 days she was here, we didn't talk about it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So colonialism.

 

[vespertine]

So colonialism.

More like colonoscopy at this rate.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apologies for the toilet chat. That descended.

So queuing.