Introduce yourself (5 Viewers)

[Iguana]

Welcome, Joe! I would also like more Bonnie Tyler deets please - there is so much to infer from that short sentence!

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Hi Joe. I wouldn't regard either of these as cons...



Oh, now this requires elucidation...

So... we were supposed to casually whack out just a chorus live on air on a TV show, and I was booked to play another song for someone else - but in a rushed rehearsal she couldnt find the start note without doing the verse first so she told me I was playing the wrong chord and the segment was cut from the show. It was a lot.

 

[Lucille]

Was she DRUNK?

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Was she DRUNK?

I can't speak to that. She was good fun and very sweet afterwards. It was a hairy moment.

 

[Lucille]

Oh god just put on season 3 coach trip. I think I watched this when it aired. First notes, Jackie has ENORMOUS tits that I can’t quite get my head around, and Ivy’s wig is TERRIBLE!

 

[whatisityoucantface]

@Lucille please tell me you remember Ivy? She is the... heart and soul... of the season.

 

[Lucille]

I recognise her but can’t remember any specifics!

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I don’t want to de-rail the thread too much but loving Geoff and Anne’s opening statement.

“We met at work, ended up having an affair and things got a bit nasty.”

They both have HORRIBLE hair as well.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Sorry I don’t want to de-rail the thread too much but loving Geoff and Anne’s opening statement.

“We met at work, ended up having an affair and things got a bit nasty.”

They both have HORRIBLE hair as well.

Coach trip really is a catalogue of horrible choices

 

[Superstylin']

Where are you all watching Coach Trip? I missed this shit when I left the UK and now seems the perfect time to catch up.

 

[COB]

God I LOVED Coach Trip, and the Coach Trip topics on here were fantastic

 

[Lucille]

I’m watching on all4 thigh not sure if it’s available outside the UK?

 

[K.C.]

have we ever HAD an Anastacia loon?

 

[K.C.]

Perth, Western Australia... But I am from London.

You must've had a REALLY good reason to book that flight.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

You must've had a REALLY good reason to book that flight.[/QUOTE

You're my favourite so far

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Where are you all watching Coach Trip? I missed this shit when I left the UK and now seems the perfect time to catch up.

Yes yes yes! Just about to start series 6...

I’m watching on all4 thigh not sure if it’s available outside the UK?

All4 + VPN works for me

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You're my favourite so far

 

[Zu]

Bienvenue @whatisityoucantface!

And do tell us. What IS it you can’t face? (Unless someone has already asked that, in which case I’ll think of another searching and hopefully horrifically traumatising question )

 

[COB]

Is it this?

 

[Zu]

@whatisityoucantface, we like to get to know our new friends at the earliest opportunity via a selection of disturbing questions which some might say are borne of mental illness so tell us, would you rather submit to full anal penetration by Eamonn Holmes or have a prolonged licky on Ruth Langsford’s apparently not so neat and tidy (some say PRIVETTY) fancy? You have to choose ONE

 

[Soldi]

@whatisityoucantface, we like to get to know our new friends at the earliest opportunity via a selection of disturbing questions which some might say are borne of mental illness so tell us, would you rather submit to full anal penetration by Eamonn Holmes or have a prolonged licky on Ruth Langsford’s apparently not so neat and tidy (some say PRIVETTY) fancy? You have to choose ONE

Zu darling give the poor gentleman/lady a BREAK! Don’t want to scare the poor love off with your intruding QUESTIONNAIRE!

 

[lolly]

Zu darling give the poor gentleman/lady a BREAK! Don’t want to scare the poor love off with your intruding QUESTIONNAIRE!

You think that's bad?

In the OLD DAYS we used to make newbies speak to RACHEY!

 

[Zu]

Zu darling give the poor gentleman/lady a BREAK! Don’t want to scare the poor love off with your intruding QUESTIONNAIRE!

Oh shut up! I’m only being FRIENDLY! Also we all know from experience that my questions really cut to the core and always make for a fun welcoming party

 

[Soldi]

You think that's bad?

In the OLD DAYS we used to make newbies speak to RACHEY!

As long as she stayed away from her kitchen cutlery it can’t have been THAT BAD?

 

[Soldi]

Oh shut up! I’m only being FRIENDLY! Also we all know from experience that my questions really cut to the core and always make for a fun welcoming party

Well you’re still in my GOOD BOOKS for complementing () my mask selfie by saying I looked like Gareth Gates wearing one of Lea Walker’s bras. CARRY ON.

 

[Zu]

Well you’re going to have to post it here now so we can ALL DECIDE!

 

[Indie]

@whatisityoucantface what's your favourite brand of spreadable cheese? And do you prefer tubs or triangles?

 

[Zu]

Anyway @Soldi I just said that it looked like the ONE CUP

 

[whatisityoucantface]

What IS it you can’t face?

I wondered if anyone would get the reference.

Is it this?

And it seems they did. Full marks @COB

 

[whatisityoucantface]

@whatisityoucantface so tell us, would you rather submit to full anal penetration by Eamonn Holmes or have a prolonged licky on Ruth Langsford’s apparently not so neat and tidy (some say PRIVETTY) fancy? You have to choose ONE

Mmkay so I think Eamonn is the easier option here. Yes. Now would someone tell me who RACHEY is?? She sounds fun.

 

[Lucille]

Mmkay so I think Eamonn is the easier option here. Yes. Now would someone tell me who RACHEY is?? She sounds fun.

She’s our resident fanny expert.

 

[Zu]

Mmkay so I think Eamonn is the easier option here. Yes. Now would someone tell me who RACHEY is?? She sounds fun.

Well, I’m not one to gossip but she’s not as privetty as Ruth. TΒH there’s a reason we call her Holly

 

[whatisityoucantface]

@whatisityoucantface what's your favourite brand of spreadable cheese? And do you prefer tubs or triangles?

Strong hearty no to the spreadables. I watched a discovery channel "how it's made" and *fun fact* some bits of the cheese go round the machine for literally years before making it into a mold

 

[whatisityoucantface]

(edit) I posted twice and have no idea how to delete. Ugh

 

[whatisityoucantface]

She’s our resident fanny expert.

As in Craddock, Waterman or Brice?

 

[Soldi]

Hello! I'm not sure what to say, but I'm sure I'll think of something eventually

Have you thought of something to say yet?

 

[Kala]

Have you thought of something to say yet?

Have you?

 

[Rita]

Have you?

Now you can NOT beat a bit of Kala shade.

 

[Alla]

Have you?

 

[Soldi]

Have you?

I think I’ve said a bit TOO MUCH to say I’ve only been here a couple of months.