It’s Friday, my first ever daily thread

[Music]

Good morning hookers!

 

[octophone]

How DARE you. I've never played rugby in my life.

 

[Lucille]

I sent an email at work 4 months ago to my boss saying ‘If we don’t do this, this will happen’.

They didn’t do what I said and now the thing is happening and they’re asking me why.



LET ME REFER YOU TO MY E-MAIL ON JUNE 12TH.

 

[lolly]

How DARE you. I've never played rugby in my life.

One of my fondest school memories is supposedly playing rugby in games, but sitting in the corner of the pitch with my friend Justin making daisy chains instead.

 

[jyxz]

Off to the dentist

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd love to be daisy-chained by a rugby team. I just bought 2 rugby tops actually (clothing I promise). First top looks amazing on (still clothes).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just on our way back from Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau.

The WiFi was excellent.

 

[big ron]

I sent an email at work 4 months ago to my boss saying ‘If we don’t do this, this will happen’.

They didn’t do what I said and now the thing is happening and they’re asking me why.



LET ME REFER YOU TO MY E-MAIL ON JUNE 12TH.

AS PER MY PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE

 

[Lucille]

Maybe it’s because this is my 12h day working in a row but I hate absolutely EVERYONE in the business today.

 

[octophone]

I sent an email at work 4 months ago to my boss saying ‘If we don’t do this, this will happen’.

They didn’t do what I said and now the thing is happening and they’re asking me why.



LET ME REFER YOU TO MY E-MAIL ON JUNE 12TH.

Ah, the easily foreseeable consequence that was flagged up months ago but no-one gave a shit. As classic and as immoveable as Land Of Hope And Glory on The Last Night Of The Proms.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BARRATT HOMES

 

[big ron]

Looks cozy, can't see what all the fuss was about.

 

[Nancy]

Why do Americans say things are "worth every penny" when they don't have pennies?

 

[Tisch]

Why do Americans say things are "worth every penny" when they don't have pennies?

They do though

Colloquially a 1 cent piece is called a penny. Happy to be corrected, but it's definitely on the Simpsons...

 

[Lucille]

He’s referring to Penny Mourdant.

 

[Nancy]

They do though

Colloquially a 1 cent piece is called a penny. Happy to be corrected, but it's definitely on the Simpsons...

Mystery solved! Thank you Tisch.

 

[Nancy]

That all makes cents now.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Not long back from treating myself to a sports massage. The lady they booked me in with was no longer available so they replaced her with a muscle bound guy in shorts and vest. I was not complaining and booked again.

 

[GNL]

Not long back from treating myself to a sports massage. The lady they booked me in with was no longer available so they replaced her with a muscle bound guy in shorts and vest. I was not complaining and booked again.

Sounds like a happy ending.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Sounds like a happy ending.

It wasn’t that kind of establishment I’ll have you know….but wouldn’t have been against it.

 

[Penelope]

One of my fondest school memories is supposedly playing rugby in games, but sitting in the corner of the pitch with my friend Justin making daisy chains instead.

QUEEN! (would do this during cricket)

 

[jivafox]

Girls I’m in Newbury (not by choice) and there’s a GAIL’S!

 

[Tisch]

Girls I’m in Newbury (not by choice) and there’s a GAIL’S!

Pumpkin SHUNNED?

 

[Rita]

Girls I’m in Newbury (not by choice) and there’s a GAIL’S!

 

[Santaliger007]

Next week iam starting saveing chrimbo .
Crazyyy

Ligers kool red

 

[AlgoAlex]

Girls I’m in Newbury (not by choice) and there’s a GAIL’S!

WINNING HERE !!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Pumpkin SHUNNED?

I’d love to see the Pumpkin location 2024 voting results