It’s Monday and I’m Still Awake

Alex said:
Oh i’m more than an hour most weeks myself! You need to get better at thinking up excuses. I suppose you’ve already used the internet went down already ?
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oh it’s not that bad, just some of it is so inessential. But that’s what I get for Skyping on bin day, so much to say about that!
 
Diddy said:
oh it’s not that bad, just some of it is so inessential. But that’s what I get for Skyping on bin day, so much to say about that!
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Such a TEASE. Was it grey bins, bottles, food waste ?! :o
 
Alex said:
Such a TEASE. Was it grey bins, bottles, food waste ?! :o
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oh all sorts - today they hadn’t been picked up yet so it was presumed the bin men were all hungover from the football

but if they come, will they pick everything up? Will they put the bins back in the right place? Has someone had their bin stolen? The bin bags from the council were too weak and split down the side once

etc etc etc
 
Diddy said:
oh all sorts - today they hadn’t been picked up yet so it was presumed the bin men were all hungover from the football

but if they come, will they pick everything up? Will they put the bins back in the right place? Has someone had their bin stolen? The bin bags from the council were too weak and split down the side once

etc etc etc
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Haha I suppose the one positive way of looking at it is life can’t be that bad if that is the biggest drama in their lives !
 
She’s just obsessed by the minutiae of the neighbours’ lives since they moved and have a better view of it all

that’s fine but I’ve never been to the house nor met any of these people
 
I’ve been playing CRICKET on the BEACH and I can no longer feel my RIGHT ARM :(
 
Phoenix said:
You bartend, right? Was it crazy yesterday?
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It was ok as the pub I work at isn’t particularly rowdy, and we had a limited capacity due to the covid regulations so everyone had to be seated. It was the SNIFF SNIFF SMOKEY SMOKEY that did me in.
 
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How do y’all feel about this? Why would a straight cis woman be on Grindr?
 
lolly said:
Probably

I mean it's Tuesday on the Isle of Wight. Pretty much any Tuesday in 1955 you like.
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My frame of reference for the Isle of Wight is that there is a fudge shop there and the mother was homophobic in Its A Sin, so 1955 sounds about right
 
Btw my gay day wasn’t sexual, but I allowed myself to be the identified as a gay by another gay from work. I knew about him, but thought I should make it apparent by having a conversation about variously his cute dog, baking and keeping a trim waistline in our mid 30s.

he later asked while another coworker who had casually talked about being bi, which dating apps I used, I said all of them :eyes: and the gay secret look was activated.

then it was just the two of us from the company on the train, when he told me unprovoked some rather lurid sex tales, including his straight boyfriend. I’d be shocked but I was into all of it. Apparently we have a gay mafia at work
 
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