It’s New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE

[VoR]

I won't discount the possibility of having a wank, but I WILL NOT WATCH HOOTENANNY

There's always Ronan featuring Louise

 

[lolly]

There's always Ronan featuring Louise

...and there goes my erection

 

[Suedehead]

Wank - always!!!

Hootenanny - NEVAH!

 

[Suedehead]

@Fa la la la la la la lolly shall we immerse ourselves together in Chris Martin

 

[Shirley]

I'm going to bed early. I've spent the last two New Years hoping things will LOOK UP and they haven't so FUCK IT

 

[lolly]

@Fa la la la la la la lolly shall we immerse ourselves together in Chris Martin

I will be consciously coupling with Chris later.

 

[Star]

The fireworks have started here already. It's not even dark yet!

 

[lolly]

Just coming across the Somerset Levels, and the fog at sunset, with Glastonbury Tor looming out of it was magical

 

[Rachey]

Happy New Year Moopy. See you if I land safely in 2 days time.

 

[Agneeta]

Happy New Year Moopy. See you if I land safely in 2 days time.

Last time you went abroad for one of your jaunts you went offline for months.

DID YOU KNOW Prince wrote Nothing Compares 2 U?

Also others countries have the Internet.

 

[Rachey]

Last time you went abroad for one of your jaunts you went offline for months.

DID YOU KNOW Prince wrote Nothing Compares 2 U?

Also others countries have the Internet.

I do have an esim with data and well, so you can't get rid of me. Don't worry.

 

[lolly]

Any requests if you don't land safely? You know, funeral music etc.

 

[Rachey]

Any requests if you don't land safely? You know, funeral music etc.

Westlife obviously

 

[lolly]

Flying Without Wings may seem a bit on the nose

 

[Rachey]

Flying Without Wings may seem a bit on the nose

do it anyway.

 

[Lucille]

I’m bored so popping open the wine now, so DOUBT I’ll make it to midnight but then WHY BOTHER?

 

[lolly]

I think I may just finish off the sherry. And then if I manage it to midnight, perhaps switch to Martini Rosso.

 

[floppet]

Mr F texted me from upstairs at half past four "Rocky Horror Show, a drink and a sneaky new year spliff at 6pm?". I had to graciously decline, a spliff at 6pm would see me asleep by 9pm

 

[lolly]

Oh, TOTP is on

Woo

 

[Sheena]

We’ve opened the champagne, dinner is being cooked for me and I’m listening to Rosalia on vinyl.

If I close my eyes, the horrors of the last week are a distant memory…

TRAMADOL AND BED BY NINE.

 

[Ellie]

I won't discount the possibility of having a wank, but I WILL NOT WATCH HOOTENANNY

Are you SURE? It has Lulu AND Jessie J this year!

 

[Agneeta]

We've had the first batch of snacks and the next lot are in the oven. I'm not sorry I'm not drinking, me and my mate are attempting to do Dry Jan. Although her sister (who is also a good friend) has just been dumped by her partner of 13 years (married for 6), so we'll see how long that lasts.

 

[Ellie]

My Lamb Balti has arrived. Planning to scoff before EastEnders, maybe watch a long film and just go to bed.

 

[Suedehead]

so I don’t really fancy going out to Spoons after all
And it’s awfully cold out
Will stay put
Shall we have a Moopy New Year’s party

 

[Agneeta]

so I don’t really fancy going out to Spoons after all
And it’s awfully cold out
Will stay put
Shall we have a Moopy New Year’s party

Why would Spoons be on the cards? Dreadful place full of gammons.

 

[Jark]

I've completely failed at being drunk at ANY POINT over this festive period but will try my best to knock back a couple of G&Ts and a few baileys tonight while Jools hoots his nanny.

 

[Sheena]

MOOPY ZOOM PARTY

 

[lolly]

Oh FFS

We have to endure Ronan at midnight, why the fuck is he on TOTP as well? What's his relevance to 2025 to warrant this?

 

[lolly]

I really want a drink but know there's no way I'll last to midnight if I start already

 

[Suedehead]

Why would Spoons be on the cards? Dreadful place full of gammons.

The girlies like it because it’s close to work and cheap

 

[Suedehead]

Annieways home now
Having my first cocktail - a sidecar

Let’s go mopsy girlies

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Agneeta]

Spoons is cheap, but so are the sticky carpets and the quality of the alcohol is no.

 

[Star]

We're onto the LOTR finalé

 

[Agneeta]

We're onto the LOTR finalé

I'm sorry you feel that way

 

[dmlaw]

I have to confess that I will be watching Hootenanny. But I won’t be on my own. Or having a wank. Apparently Lulu will be performing ‘The Man Who Sold The World’ and, as long as I mute her and put on the Bowie or Nirvana versions, that’s one of her best songs.

 

[Jark]

Lulu is on Jools? IS NOTHING SACRED?

 

[Suedehead]

Spoons is cheap, but so are the sticky carpets and the quality of the alcohol is no.

I just drink their ales
It’s the safest choice there

 

[Sheena]

Fuck Wetherspoons (and fuck “Spoons” as a nickname). The way that cunt acted during Brexit and Covid, I have never drunk in one since.

 

[Suedehead]

Does anyone care about this light display shite in Dubai

Ffs