It’s SATURDAY, but some of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

[Lucille]

HI GIRLS!

 

[Lucille]

Very excited for my MATINEE performance of CABARET later.

 

[Diddy]

Oh Saturday really SAID THAT
VERY THAT

 

[Marina Salty]

Morning!

 

[GNL]

I'm hungover and I have to get on a train full of homos who probably have monkeypox.

Sad!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mornting hunties

 

[COB]

Good morning! In a while I'm meeting up with a friend I haven't seen in ages, then later I'm going for a walk around the area I'm hopefully going to buy a flat in (this post might age terribly in a few days' time).

 

[Dark Carnival]

Very excited for my MATINEE performance of CABARET later.

 

[Ellie]

Went out last night for some work drinks and my new senior senior manager was there. He’s really nice but it’s the first time I got to chat to him not about work. He’s a Bananarama super fan with an encyclopaedic knowledge of Stock Aitken Waterman

 

[Apoca]

Very excited for my MATINEE performance of CABARET later.

 

[Lucille]

How do you tell if a waiter is FLIRTING or just REALLY GOOD AT THEIR JOB?!?

 

[Soldi]

Has he FISTED you in the toilets yet?

 

[Inner Smile]

FFS Soldi!

 

[Soldi]

FFS Soldi!

Meet you in the bogs x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why are people fisting toilets?

 

[Lucille]

omg Cabaret was incredible

 

[jyxz]

Cracked a fucking filling

Fuck. My. Life.

 

[Lucille]

Found the waiter on insta and drunkenly followed him.

This is either a really cute story or just creepy.

Let’s find out!

 

[Soldi]

Found the waiter on insta and drunkenly followed him.

This is either a really cute story or just creepy.

Let’s find out!

I mean let’s be honest SWEET CHEEKS, it‘s not going to be up there with your ex-squaddie straight flatmate that fancied you is it?

 

[Lucille]

omg maybe he didn’t fancy me and was just really good at his job.

 

[Lucille]

It’s been 12 minutes and he hasn’t followed me back, brb I’m mortified.

 

[Soldi]

Has he finished his shift yet?

 

[Lucille]

Probably not but this will be a nice surprise for when he’s finished polishing the cutlery.

 

[Lucille]

It’s a private account also which makes it even more mortifying.

 

[Lucille]

22 minutes now, brb curling up into a ball and dying.

 

[Soldi]

22 minutes now, brb curling up into a ball and dying.

Back when I was seeing Mr Greece I was OFTEN waiting two days+ for a reply

 

[COB]

That'll have been the time difference, though...

 

[OutSynk]

I just wanted to say Saturday is THAT girl.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

22 minutes now, brb curling up into a ball and dying.

UPDATE PLEASE

 

[AlgoAlex]

UPDATE PLEASE

He's dead

 

[Lucille]

He never accepted my follow request

 

[Lucille]

Now I can’t go back to the restaurant.

 

[AlgoAlex]

He never accepted my follow request

Damn I'd already bought a hat