It snowed on Friday

[Soldi]

Weather update: it’s absolutely chucking it down with snow now

 

[ButterTart]

I’m one of the only people in this carriage wearing a mask. These will be the same cunts who whinge because they can’t understand why the pubs aren’t open. Obviously I hope they all spend Christmas gravely ill.

 

[octophone]

Rain absolutely bouncing of the ground here now. It's very hard to channel one's inner Dua in these conditions.

 

[Rita]

OMG we only got FROZEN SLUSH.

 

[Rita]

Weather update: it’s absolutely chucking it down with snow now

You are so lucky. Yorkshire is absolutely beautiful, and I am sure a nice covering of snow will just add to its beauty.

 

[Rita]

Wait, you ARE in Yorkshire @Soldi ? I never just completely made that up, did I?

 

[ButterTart]

Wait, you ARE in Yorkshire @Soldi ? I never just completely made that up, did I?

Manchester or Derbyshire depending on where he is at the minute. He’s trying to get over to Paris to tend DC’s poorly testicle but we’ve confiscated his passport.

 

[Soldi]

DERBYSHIRE but in a village on the South Yorkshire border

CLOSE ENOUGH LOVE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DERBYSHIRE but in a village on the South Yorkshire border

CLOSE ENOUGH LOVE

Part of the world I was born in. Although in neither of those counties.

 

[AlgoAlex]

He edges for WEEKS, and hasn't ejaculated since 2003. In Sheena's Christmas thread.

Well that teaches me for not reading a thread about the C word

 

[octophone]

Manchester or Derbyshire depending on where he is at the minute. He’s trying to get over to Paris to tend DC’s poorly testicle but we’ve confiscated his passport.

[John Peel] That's Poorly Testicle for you in session, three more from them before the end of the programme...and this is the new single by Soldi's Passport" [/John Peel]

 

[big ron]

Weather update: it’s absolutely chucking it down with snow now

WHERE? ITS BONE FUCKING DRY HERE.

 

[big ron]

LE TITS NOW!

 

[big ron]

DERBYSHIRE but in a village on the South Yorkshire border

CLOSE ENOUGH LOVE

FINE

 

[big ron]

I"ve decided you live in Clowne btw @Soldi

 

[Soldi]

I"ve decided you live in Clowne btw @Soldi

Close, but no.

 

[floppet]

The gas people have been working all night next door to the office. They've got the road up at the front and dug up half of next door's garden which I'm sure they're thrilled about as their house is up for sale.

 

[jivafox]

They’re probably wishing you’d have just let them DIE!

 

[Diddy]

I am interested in the logistics of what @Diddy has informed us of, I won't lie, but I'm also not going to ask

you don’t need to bebz, I’ll take a screen grab

 

[COB]

You could always PM me a link if you really wanted

 

[Diddy]

You could always PM me a link if you really wanted

Only if you post your thoughts in this thread too

 

[octophone]

I'd like it if we could get "Le Tits Now" into the banner.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have realised this morning, while gawping at the lovely snow, how RANCID MY WINDOWS ARE!

 

[Kate]

Oh mine are disgusting. How am I supposed to clean them though when I live on the second floor and MORE IMPORTANTLY what the fuck do I pay my SERVICE CHARGE for? HONESTLY

 

[Indie]

I'm in a PUB

 

[GNL]

I'd like it if we could get "Le Tits Now" into the banner.

Ahh, the language of love.

 

[octophone]

Same - third floor here and I already pay these buggers enough. Nearly fell out one time trying to reach far enough. Fuck that.

 

[octophone]

I'm in a PUB

I trust you are eating a SUBSTANTIAL MEAL.

 

[Indie]

I trust you are eating a SUBSTANTIAL MEAL.

I actually am.

Although so many places seem to have "snack" menus, I bet i could do a pub-crawl-with-tapas for a while.

 

[Lucille]

These rules are not very BOTTOM friendly, I have a date next week and don’t really want a SUBSTANTIAL MEAL if I’m planning on entertaining guests in my POOP CHUTE.

 

[Rachey]

I want snow. We never get snow last time it proper snowed on the island was 2010.

I will console myself by going to the pub with 6 friends

 

[AlgoAlex]

I want snow. We never get snow last time it proper snowed on the island was 2010.

I will console myself by going to the pub with 6 friends

That makes 7.
REPORTED, Priti is on on her way down now

 

[Rachey]

That makes 7.
REPORTED, Priti is on on her way down now

Bugger. Ok 5 friends.

 

[Soldi]

But which friend are you ditching Rachey?

 

[funky]

SHOWERS IN LIVERPOOL

the entire planet has descended upon the city to go shopping. I’m not leaving the office.

 

[SDF]

There was a horrendous thunder storm in Edinburgh last night and 100 people phoned the police thinking it was a bomb

 

[Rachey]

But which friend are you ditching Rachey?

I'll see who annoys me the most.

 

[Rachey]

There was a horrendous thunder storm in Edinburgh last night and 100 people phoned the police thinking it was a bomb

omg.

 

[SDF]

Apparently it’s called Thundersnow

Which sort of sounds like a descriptor from @Ag ’s ASFM

 

[AlgoAlex]

But which friend are you ditching Rachey?

They’ll ditch her