ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
*scream* WORK!
Nice dated reference for you all to wake up to, there.
Nice dated reference for you all to wake up to, there.
Oh God, have I been Homerphobic?That's like soooo insensitive BT - the message should be that you "r Home" not quoting Homer.![]()
It's so easy to spot a a Tory supporter on Facebook these days, they're all 'I don't know what wasn't clear about BoJo's message, it was crystal clear to me'
It's so easy to spot a a Tory supporter on Facebook these days, they're all 'I don't know what wasn't clear about BoJo's message, it was crystal clear to me'
Mine has a new BATTERY inMorning my fellow monsters. Well I can’t quite believe it. My cat’s dead AGAIN
It's sad to see people so desperate to convince themselves that they didn't make a colossal mistake by voting for the useless chump.

Is it a genuine text?
Get their number from Google and call them about it. As Star says they should send anything like that as hard copy.I just got a text from HSBC saying they are reducing my overdraft limit by 23:45 tonight - this is the first I’ve heard of it - can they do that??
Thanks guys - well I rang the bank and they can’t find any note of my overdraft changing or any letters sent out
its just a strange message to receive because it’s from a number that has sent me previous messages in the past from HSBC, so seems legit?
Are you sure the other texts were from HSBC? If they’ve ever asked you for help with getting money out of Nigeria, then they’re definitely real.Thanks guys - well I rang the bank and they can’t find any note of my overdraft changing or any letters sent out
its just a strange message to receive because it’s from a number that has sent me previous messages in the past from HSBC, so seems legit?


Fucking love old Simpsons. ‘Some sort of land cow’ is the description I use for myself, and ‘filthy... but genuinely arousing’ gets trotted out on a regular basis.I love a dated Simpsons reference. I mentioned the Corey Hotline just the other day to no response
Oh... it’s a DONKEYI like the occasional "Wait a minute.... this sounds like ROCK AND/OR ROLL!"
Gym is always pronounced "gime" as well.
I may have to get Disney Plus now since they’ve apparently got every series.Are you sure the other texts were from HSBC? If they’ve ever asked you for help with getting money out of Nigeria, then they’re definitely real.
