Janet - 20YO (sync 2nite 9pm *giggle*)

[Jark]

You better tell the pilot you're So EXcited. maybe he'll give you a hand with take-off

 

[Jark]

that was a suggestive double entendre btw

 

[Pipo]

I'm sticking some horns on and calling a Moopy Coup AS WE SPEAK.

but, do you have a BEARD? (and a spear?)

 

[Tisch]

but, do you have a BEARD? (and a spear?)

No I had a shave New Years. New year new me and all that.

 

[Jark]

hope you've got some hot bonus tracks/leaks/demos ready for us @Pipo

 

[Pipo]

hope you've got some hot bonus tracks/leaks/demos ready for us @Pipo

oh you're in for moist, giggle-inducing, cavernous vaginal bops.

 

[POP!]

Are we audacious enough to tack on All for You

 

[OutSynk]

I remember when I had the "act bad don't hurt me look sexy talk dirty" lyric as my MSN status. Everyone was shocked.

 

[Jark]

Are we audacious enough to tack on All for You

well we need at least one 10 tonight

 

[Jark]

GO!

 

[Jark]

it's always a good sign when an artist uses the intro of the album to defend the fact that it's an album ABOUT NOTHING.

 

[Pipo]

it's always a good sign when an artist uses the intro of the album to defend the fact that it's an album ABOUT NOTHING.

it's just her talking about her, the REAL HER, no makeup, no pretentious things, just her............STRIPPED.

 

[Jark]

@POP! sis WHERE ARE YA

So EXcited is such a RUBBISH FIRST SONG.

it ISN'T A SONG. it's just some hot breathy production. rubbish guest feature. at least it's SHORT!

05 So EXcited

 

[Pipo]

09 So EXcited

 

[Pipo]

God Khia was so rubbish, I wonder how this collab came to happen

 

[Jark]

Show Me was better but I've ALREADY FORGOTTEN IT.

05 So EXcited
06 Show Me

what's with the rubbish and VAGUELY MIDDLE EASTERN (or what an American thinks "oriental" music sounds like) production on these uptempos?!? it's so CHEAP.

 

[Jark]

05 So EXcited
06 Show Me
05 Get It Out Me

at this point give me a SLUSHY BALLAD!

 

[Pipo]

09 Show Me



I don't think this album is for you then Jark

 

[Pipo]

08 Get It Out Me

 

[Pipo]

what's with the rubbish and VAGUELY MIDDLE EASTERN (or what an American thinks "oriental" music sounds like) production on these uptempos?!? it's so CHEAP.

Everybody was doing it back then: The PCD with Buttons, Britney with My Prerogative, Nelly Furtado, Fergie et all. Except for Madonna of course.

 

[Jark]

05 So EXcited
06 Show Me
05 Get It Out Me
07 Do It 2 Me

Do It 2 Me is a bit better. I SUPPOSE.

at least you're here to guide me through this TRAUMA PIPS.

 

[Pipo]

I've never cared for Do it 2 me tbh

07

 

[Jark]

ok This Body is TAKING ME THERE a bit. sparingly. that DREADFUL rap aside (no wonder he's not CREDITED! WHO IS IT?).

05 So EXcited
06 Show Me
05 Get It Out Me
07 Do It 2 Me
07 This Body

 

[Pipo]

Why are they so many interludes this time and they're all so pointless

 

[RJN]

Its an hour early?

 

[Pipo]

that DREADFUL rap aside (no wonder he's not CREDITED! WHO IS IT?).

"This Body" features an uncredited rap by Jermaine Dupri, under the alias "Cocaine J"

 

[Jark]

Its an hour early?

OMG

I forgot that Amsterdam is an hour ahead of UK.

 

[Jark]

the good news @RJN is that you REALLY AREN'T MISSING ANYTHING.

 

[Jark]

"This Body" features an uncredited rap by Jermaine Dupri, under the alias "Cocaine J"

I was worried that might be the case. oh JAN(ft).

 

[Jark]

Its an hour early?

if you do it at 9 I will provide moral support... while listening to Damita Jo.

 

[Jark]

With U is pure autopilot but the good news there is: 00s Janet on autopilot > 00s Mariah on autopilot, and Jermaine produces these sultry midtempo jams QUITE WELL.

05 So EXcited
06 Show Me
05 Get It Out Me
07 Do It 2 Me
07 This Body
08 With U

 

[Pipo]

ok This Body is TAKING ME THERE a bit. sparingly. that DREADFUL rap aside (no wonder he's not CREDITED! WHO IS IT?).

ok so I remember reading somewhere in 2006 the narrative for this is was supposed to be a "throwback" album for her so apparently every track is reminiscent of an older track. This Body is inspired by Black Cat, Daybreak is inspired by Escapade, the three openers resemble Pleasure principle, What have you done for me lately et al.

 

[Jark]

if people are actually going to do this at 9, I will pause here and re-join in an hour - does that work for you @Pipo?

I will quote all of my own posts from the last 25 minutes in real time so it feels FULLY LIVE.

 

[Jark]

ok so I remember reading somewhere in 2006 the narrative for this is was supposed to be a "throwback" album for her so apparently every track is reminiscent of an older track. This Body is inspired by Black Cat, Daybreak is inspired by Escapade, the three openers resemble Pleasure principle, What have you done for me lately et al.

in that case it's an even more CATASTROPHIC FAILURE.

 

[Pipo]

if people are actually going to do this at 9, I will pause here and re-join in an hour - does that work for you @Pipo?

I will quote all of my own posts from the last 25 minutes in real time so it feels FULLY LIVE.

Sure why not! It's not like the album gets better so...

 

[POP!]

@POP! sis WHERE ARE YA

So EXcited is such a RUBBISH FIRST SONG.

it ISN'T A SONG. it's just some hot breathy production. rubbish guest feature. at least it's SHORT!

05 So EXcited

The title says 9pm! Isn’t that 4pm my time? Or did the UK changes its clocks again!

 

[Jark]

sorry for spectacularly fucking this up guys wow. it really wasn't meant to BE!

 

[joanne]

So EXcited is such a RUBBISH FIRST SONG.

it really is a rubbish way to start an album but on its own it is a masterpiece to bottom to. 90

 

[POP!]

Is there enough cash in the Moopy funds to buy Ms. @Jark a watch?

 

[RJN]

Well I can’t even join until 9:15 now