Janet - 20YO (sync 2nite 9pm *giggle*)

[RJN]

if you do it at 9 I will provide moral support... while listening to Damita Jo.

i do like the idea that one needs moral support to just get through this album. It makes me want to listen MORE

 

[Ellie]

I’m lost with the times. I think I’ll just listen to it myself tomorrow and write a few lines per song.

 

[Jark]

it's in 20 minutes @Ellie, I just got a bit ahead of myself due to an OVERLOAD OF ANTICIPATION.

 

[jivafox]

Thought this was at 9?!

 

[OutSynk]

Came here to touch myself briefly to This Body.

 

[OutSynk]

OH I see Jark got “so excited”.

 

[POP!]

So are we pressing play....

 

[Jark]

WE'RE GO!

can't believe I have to play these "bangers" twice now.

 

[POP!]

God, Khia is TRASH

 

[jivafox]

Well my laptop just decided to update so ENJOY!

Spoiler

 

[POP!]

But somehow this is better than in '06!

 

[Jark]

@RJN sis. can't you TELL THE TIME or WHAT?

 

[Jark]

God, Khia is TRASH

literally how did she scam herself a Janet feature?

didn't she also start a beef immediately after over some music video drama, which Jan never even responded to?

 

[POP!]

LOOK SEXAAYY TAWK DIRTAAY

 

[POP!]

literally how did she scam herself a Janet feature?

didn't she also start a beef immediately after over some music video drama, which Jan never even responded to?

Yes! How could I forget. Pretty sure this was her second and last Hot 100 hit!

 

[POP!]

08 So Excited

 

[OutSynk]

So Excited is (was) a bop. Y’all are miserable.

 

[Jark]

I honestly can't keep up with what she's trying to spell in the middle 8 of Show Me it sounds like BASIC!

 

[POP!]

"Show Me" sounds a bit cheap, but it could have been a hit in '06?

 

[POP!]

Who sings the hook in "Show Me"? I don't like it

 

[POP!]

08 So Excited
06 Show Me

 

[Jark]

Get It Out Me is truly AWFUL it's like one of those fake GarageBand leaks that would pop up on YouTube as a 40 second tagged snippet claiming to be the NEW NICOLE SCHERZINGER SINGLE in '09 or something. just... GARBAGE.

 

[Jark]

Well I can’t even join until 9:15 now

this is strategic to miss all the shit tracks isn't it?

 

[POP!]

The fact that "Get it Out Me" was supposed to be THE BANGER of the album says it all.

 

[jivafox]

I quite like the hook and middle 8 on Get It Out Me

 

[OutSynk]

Get It Out Me is truly AWFUL

What exactly is this song about?

 

[POP!]

I got so excited at the next track then realized it was a 2 second sample of "I Get Lonely"

 

[POP!]

08 So Excited
06 Show Me
04 Get it Out Me

 

[OutSynk]

I mean she usually wants it IN no?

 

[POP!]

I like the concept of "Do it 2 Me" but shit poor execution per usual (YES YOU JD)

 

[Jark]

I mean she usually wants it IN no?

it's a throwback track. she's talking about her VIRGINITY.

 

[Jark]

Do It 2 Me is definitely a much higher quality track than the 3 preceding it. but still not exactly A WINNER.

05 So EXcited
06 Show Me
04 Get It Out Me
07 Do It 2 Me

 

[POP!]

08 So Excited
06 Show Me
04 Get it Out Me
06 Do it 2 Me

 

[POP!]

Why does everything on this album sound so noisy and muffled?

 

[Jark]

the GRIMY INDUSTRIAL RIFF (what is that INSTRUMENT? I'm not musical) throughout This Body is quite APPEALING. makes me wanna RELEASE THE GENIE.

 

[POP!]

I sort of like the chorus of "This Body", but NOT MUCH ELSE

 

[Jark]

"now I was walkin' through the airport, stopped at the GIFT SHOP"

what an utterly LAUGHABLE OPENING LINE

 

[jivafox]

THIS BODY OF MINE
THIS BODY OF MINE
START SHAKING AND MOVING ALL AROUND

 

[POP!]

The middle eight is quite NICE, maybe we have a seven on our hands gurls

 

[POP!]

08 So Excited
06 Show Me
04 Get it Out Me
06 Do it 2 Me
07 This Body