Janet - Damita Jo (the iconic sync listen)

[Jark]

that's right, sluts - it's time to sexhibit some warmth and get moist in the islands with our perpetually wet, erotically fixated queen, miss janft herself.

Damita Jo was released just a few weeks after the highly infamous Nipplegate affair at the Superbowl halftime show, and the sexist MTV blacklisting that followed. It was just moderately successful, eventually going platinum, but is often considered her best work of the 00s these days.

IS THAT THE CASE? YOU DECIDE, HERE, TONIGHT! LET'S BOUNCE!



*slurp* *giggle* it's the JO that's COUNTRY

 

[POP!]

Can't wait to dress appropriately for the event

 

[Jark]

@SDF @RJN @the jiva witnesses @Christmas Tisches @IguanMoreSleep @Suedey Baby @Beverley @Pipo @Seasons gREETings @joanne @Music @Logic? @dUb Actually @Santa Nancy Lam @Ag @vespertine @The lolly and the ivy @OutSynk @Peekaboo @Dark Carnoël

8PM!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LIKE FUCK!

 

[Iguana]

 

[Jark]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm already busy and would honestly rather spend the evening chainsawing off my legs than listen to this horror.

 

[Rita]

I LOVE Janft, and LOVE Damitrius Joan but I will listen in my own time. I plan on getting pissed on Gin, and Baileys tonight.

 

[Pipo]

I will if I'm promised I get the chance to CUM
EDIT
1
2
3
*moans*

 

[POP!]

Listening to ALL FOR YOU as an APPETIZER

*sexually assaults gay fan on stage*

f

 

[vespertine]

I'll be round for the interludes only.

 

[Jark]

let's GO!

*softly moans*

 

[Jark]

@POP! @RJN where you BITCHES AT

 

[POP!]

PRESSED PLAY *cums*

 

[POP!]

This intro is quite SERENE, I forgot.

 

[Jark]

for the purposes of scoring I'll only DO IT for a dick longer than 7 inches.

I mean a track longer than 1 minute.

 

[POP!]

Oooh Imma tell YO DADDY

I have to say I LIKE but DON'T LOVE the title track/opener. A nice statement of intent but doesn't quite have the same punch as many of her other openers ("Velvet Rope", "You Ain't Right" etc)

 

[POP!]

08 Damita Jo

 

[Jark]

08 Damita Jo
06 Sexhibition

Damita Jo is a nice smooth VIBE. Sexhibition is just a bit NOISY. it's a bit much on the ears.

 

[POP!]

08 Damita Jo
09 Sexhibition
*drips cum*

 

[POP!]

"Strawberry Bounce" is a bit of a DIRTY WHORE but those verses

Spin it like a yo-yo
Slap the back
and jiggle it LIKE JELLOOOO

 

[POP!]

08 Damita Jo
09 Sexhibition
08 Strawberry Bounce

 

[Jark]

this album starts SLOWLY doesn't it.

08 Damita Jo
06 Sexhibition
07 Strawberry Bounce

some of these feel like titles/concepts without a song to back them up. by this point All For You had given us You Ain't Right, All For You and Come On Get Up HOW BOW' DAH

 

[OutSynk]

Came here for the replies.

 

[OutSynk]

I actually remember giving this a go back in the day. At least it has All Nite?

 

[Jark]

PLEASE GIVE ME A TUNE JANFT. I know you're busy GETTING OFF but I'm enjoying the INTERLUDES more than the SONGS.

the ISLANDS
*mmmmmh*
"I love the islands... that's my escapism. I loooove humidity."


08 Damita Jo
06 Sexhibition
07 Strawberry Bounce
07 My Baby

 

[POP!]

"My Baby" was a bit of a missed opportunity for a potential hit for her, no? Radio would have eaten this DULL PLODDING R&B SHIT in 2004, esp with the Kanye feature.

 

[Pipo]

these rates are awful so far

 

[POP!]

"I love curling up with a good book"

SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO BEING A WHORE

 

[Pipo]

08 Damita Jo
09 Sexhibition
09 Strawberry Bounce
07 My Baby

 

[POP!]

08 Damita Jo
09 Sexhibition
08 Strawberry Bounce
05 My Baby

 

[POP!]

Oh god, "Spending Time With You" is triggering for me. I used to make up a dance routine set at a sandy beach for this

It's GORGE

 

[Pipo]

I forgot how very 2004 this album sounds

 

[Jark]

now Spending Time With You is a bit more LIKE IT. what a nutritious VIBE.

08 Damita Jo
06 Sexhibition
07 Strawberry Bounce
07 My Baby
08 Spending Time With You

just keep me COMIN' BABY

 

[Jark]

Oh god, "Spending Time With You" is triggering for me. I used to make up a dance routine set at a sandy beach for this

It's GORGE

record yourself performing it please and thankyou.

 

[Jark]

"I love curling up with a good book"

SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO BEING A WHORE

oh girl. we been KNEW that was a metaphor for PIPE.

 

[POP!]

JUST KEEP IT CUMMING BABY
KEEP ME CUMMING BABY
*moans*

There goes the one potentially classy track on the album
OH WELL!

 

[Pipo]

back when Kanye made pop music

 

[Jark]

at this point in the album I'm afraid she's misunderstood the brief. bitch seems to think she's narrating a SOFT PORN TRAVELOGUE AUDIOBOOK.

 

[Pipo]

Spending Time With You is the kind of tat she loves peddling and I hate from her