JARK.FM 3rd EDITION (TONIGHT! 18.30!)

Jark

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Are you a fan of dance music? Do you like to move? Are you totally disillusioned with life but also exhausted by the sheer number of sync listens on Moopy? Well, reader, I have just the tonic.

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Yes, we're back for a third edition of JARK.FM this very Saturday after some initial drama including and also limited to a premature playlist reveal by a THIRD PARTY - I suppose now the onus is on me to pull out all the stops, so this week's playlist, finalised by yours truly in bed this morning, is a whole 80 minutes of electronic beats, disco shimmers and left-turns into other genres guaranteed to have you LURCHING for the drinks cabinet.

In fact, last week's show was rated "7/10 - don't miss, unless you want to" by @Beverley, and who am I to argue with that? Stick around for @Soldi's 00s classics beginning immediately after at 8.

@Ag @ButterTart @Tisch @Iguana @Nancy @Lucille @funky @ameraal @Suomi @RaspberrySwirl @Pipo @wurst @OutSynk @Dark Carnival @Zu-Klara @Mats @FetchFugly @octophone @big ron @COB @ZenGiraffe

SEE YOU SATURDAY 6.30!

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Amazing gif!

Also I forgot to tell you - I spent the entire day at work on Tuesday stuffing envelopes and it was really dull, so I popped in one headphone and revisited Jark.FM #2 and it was just the ticket :disco:
 
so happy to be able to bring some catharsis to the hot act of stuffing envelopes :horny:
 
Amazing gif!

Also I forgot to tell you - I spent the entire day at work on Tuesday stuffing envelopes and it was really dull, so I popped in one headphone and revisited Jark.FM #2 and it was just the ticket :disco:
I hope you tried to see how many you could do in an hour, then tried to break that record :disco:

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@Jark I also used Jark FM #1 on my run the other morning and it was a treat! :disco:
 
I'll be in my new house with no internet but loads of drugs, so chances of me making this are SLIM, but I'm going to check out the playlists.
 
I'll be in my new house with no internet but loads of drugs, so chances of me making this are SLIM, but I'm going to check out the playlists.
well that sounds like a dream :D

and hun all of these playlists are guaranteed 50x more of an experience with some good powders or crystals in ya
 
6 hour warning hennies! I've been putting some finishing touches to tonight's playlist/giving it a rejig and i'm quite excited by it - track 5 in particular might cause the odd prolapse for the looser bottoms among us x
 
Hun you know I’m at the front of the queue blowing the bouncer for guest list to Jark.FM every weekend but I shall be missing this as I have ACTUAL PLANS this evening.
 
Can I get a shout out for my mate’s birthday though, she’s a huge fan of the show and it’ll mean the world to her. Xxx
 
Hun you know I’m at the front of the queue blowing the bouncer for guest list to Jark.FM every weekend but I shall be missing this as I have ACTUAL PLANS this evening.
Darling I'll forgive you if you catch up later and also do me a fat line. thanks beb x
 
Oh so after making a big song and dance about not being a available my friend has CANCELLED. So I will be spending another night in eating a WHOLE CAKE.
 
Selfishly very pleased about that @Lucille beb :disco: thankfully I'm gonna put a ROCKET up your ARSE to make you forget your woes

:greta:does not approve but fuck her!
 
Are you a fan of dance music? Do you like to move? Are you totally disillusioned with life but also exhausted by the sheer number of sync listens on Moopy? Well, reader, I have just the tonic.

jARK.FM.gif


Yes, we're back for a third edition of JARK.FM this very Saturday after some initial drama including and also limited to a premature playlist reveal by a THIRD PARTY - I suppose now the onus is on me to pull out all the stops, so this week's playlist, finalised by yours truly in bed this morning, is a whole 80 minutes of electronic beats, disco shimmers and left-turns into other genres guaranteed to have you LURCHING for the drinks cabinet.

In fact, last week's show was rated "7/10 - don't miss, unless you want to" by @Beverley, and who am I to argue with that? Stick around for @Soldi's 00s classics beginning immediately after at 8.

@Ag @ButterTart @Tisch @Iguana @Nancy @Lucille @funky @ameraal @Suomi @RaspberrySwirl @Pipo @wurst @OutSynk @Dark Carnival @Zu-Klara @Mats @FetchFugly @octophone @big ron @COB @ZenGiraffe

SEE YOU SATURDAY 6.30!

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Omg I made it to the whitelist again.
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Your friends sound very flaky. You should ditch them and stick with us, I feel

Well she was set to host an intimate but otherwise illegal gathering but has had second thoughts due to cocaine induced paranoia, of course I’d already put her cake in the oven at this point, the SECOND cake I’d baked her after messing up last nights and subsequently devouring it over the cause of the evening.
 
My friend’s party is now BACK ON after she’s steadied herself with a DRINK, however I said no darling, I’ve already RSVPED to a very exclusive event and I don’t let ANYONE mess me around like that, unless you’ve got a DICK.
 
My friend’s party is now BACK ON after she’s steadied herself with a DRINK, however I said no darling, I’ve already RSVPED to a very exclusive event and I don’t let ANYONE mess me around like that, unless you’ve got a DICK.

I have a feeling this friend is as "real" as your former flatmate :eyes:
 

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