JARK.FM 3rd EDITION (TONIGHT! 18.30!)

[Tisch]

i just wanted to be inclusive for the straights among us.

Spoiler

 

[Mats]

oh no NOT DANISH

 

[Tisch]

Papa John's tears Domino's a new one!

Erm, BLOCKED

 

[Tisch]

Update I’m chopping my vegetables with an almost dangerously limp wrist and a hole that is quivering so much due to this hot gay banger that the neighbours can feel the trembling.

You should write pamphlets!

 

[Jark]

This Ekkah remix is a bit of a disco odyssey. It just goes on and on... they are OMF faves too. Shame on u @funky sistren!!! Take a break from seducing young innocent twinks and come to the disco!

 

[Tisch]

Nowt wrong with pineapple on pizza btw.

 

[Lucille]

BEST TRACK SO FAR. I’m fine with dying alone if it’s soundtracked by beats this ACHINGLY GLAMOROUS.

 

[Soldi]

NOT BORING AT ALL

Where's it from? (Before you answer just know that any answer other than Dominoes is incorrect)

PIZZA HUT

 

[Soldi]

It seems more crust than dough but I can live with that

 

[Soldi]

Anyway back to the BANGAZ

 

[Jark]

Ooooh I’m loving this classy SAD BANGER!

Given the SUBTERRANEAN TONE of the conversation that's surely the first and LAST time the word classy will be applicable tonight

 

[Jark]

Anyway back to the BANGAZ

Apropos of nothing, I usually try to make the playlist go in waves a bit - so this one started with some more uptempo-leaning bangers but then this section from Ekkah is very laid back disco for a bit. I think it's much easier to find sophisticated midtempo disco songs than properly well executed HOT UPTEMPO BANGERS. Keep giving feedback on the tunes by all means, huns!

 

[Tisch]

PIZZA HUT

Mmm enjoy your SWEET DOUGHY base

 

[Lucille]

Given the SUBTERRANEAN TONE of the conversation that's surely the first and LAST time the word classy will be applicable tonight

SEE YOU IN THE GUTTER HUN.

 

[Tisch]

This Touch song is ticking THE SULTRY box for absolutely sure.

 

[Soldi]

Apropos of nothing, I usually try to make the playlist go in waves a bit - so this one started with some more uptempo-leaning bangers but then this section from Ekkah is very laid back disco for a bit. I think it's much easier to find sophisticated midtempo disco songs than properly well executed HOT UPTEMPO BANGERS. Keep giving feedback on the tunes by all means, huns!

Oh I’m loving it hun!

Jark FM every Saturday night plz

 

[Tisch]

Apropos of nothing, I usually try to make the playlist go in waves a bit - so this one started with some more uptempo-leaning bangers but then this section from Ekkah is very laid back disco for a bit. I think it's much easier to find sophisticated midtempo disco songs than properly well executed HOT UPTEMPO BANGERS. Keep giving feedback on the tunes by all means, huns!

I've noticed and appreciate this!

 

[Soldi]

I’ve also got a TWELVE second cross fade on after being introduced to it last week. It’s all kinds of

 

[Iguana]

I'm here for the bangaz more than the sultry gems but I do APPRECIATE both!

 

[Iguana]

What an appreciative audience you have!

 

[Jark]

Jark FM every Saturday night plz

I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal (for the second time but noone saw the first so it's fine) that the next edition is a SPECIAL entitled: Jark.FM presents... SUNDAZED :emoji_sunrise: and it's on a Sunday - my wordplay is nothing if not sophisticated.

 

[Soldi]

What an appreciative audience you have!

I hope everyone’s still as KIND in an hour

 

[Soldi]

I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal (for the second time but noone saw the first so it's fine) that the next edition is a SPECIAL entitled: Jark.FM presents... SUNDAZED :emoji_sunrise: and it's on a Sunday - my wordplay is nothing if not sophisticated.

Jark the new SHAKESPEARE

 

[COB]

We actually exposed Papa John himself to several minutes of JARK.FM, and here was the result...

SLAYED, GAGGED, COLLAPSED

 

[Mats]

This Touch song is ticking THE SULTRY box for absolutely sure.

I feel the vocals are a bit too thin to be sultry enough for me

 

[Jark]

the seductive EASTERN BEATS colliding with the FUNKY JUNGLE SOUNDSCAPE of this Turbotito remix are absolutely sending my titties into a tailspin (what an image, I don't know if I'm coming or going). What a GLOBAL TRIP.

 

[COB]

Ooh, Kraak & Smaak ()

 

[Iguana]

Did Lucille chop both his hands off?

 

[Iguana]

the seductive EASTERN BEATS colliding with the FUNKY JUNGLE SOUNDSCAPE of this Turbotito remix are absolutely sending my titties into a tailspin (what an image, I don't know if I'm coming or going). What a GLOBAL TRIP.

This is great

 

[COB]

Bopping to this, almost choking on my stir fry

 

[Jark]

Ooh, Kraak & Smaak ()

coincidentally that's just what @Lucille likes to spice things up in the bedroom

 

[Iguana]

Is that a crack in the goldfish bowl or a plant?

 

[Iguana]

I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE FISH

 

[Lucille]

This has put me on the mood to flirt with the Turkish shopkeeper down the 24 offy.

 

[Soldi]

TEAR IT UP confirmed to be @SDF’s ANTHEM

 

[Lucille]

coincidentally that's just what @Lucille likes to spice things up in the bedroom

Hun I’m digging out my ex-flatmate’s syringe AS WE SPEAK.

 

[Mats]

my inner HAMAM WHORE is STIRRING

 

[OutSynk]

I’d listen Jark but I’m afraid to get HYPERSEXUAL again.

 

[Tisch]

Did Lucille chop both his hands off?

I don't even know what this is in reference to but

 

[Mats]

I’d listen Jark but I’m afraid to get HYPERSEXUAL again.

put down the ledger, hun, and bare your thighs here by the poolside with us