JARK.FM 3rd EDITION (TONIGHT! 18.30!)

[COB]

Doing some REALLY FAGGY DANCING here

 

[Jark]

I don't know if Dimitri is really from Paris but I'd quite like him to take me and @Dark Carnival out to see a cabaret in Pigalle and then dance in a sweaty basement bar until 3am while doing EXCELLENT COKE right there in the BOOTH he'd bring the TUNES ALL NIGHT LONG

 

[Tisch]

This has put me on the mood to flirt with the Turkish shopkeeper down the 24 offy.

Totally forgot about this storyline! Go get some baklava love.

 

[Soldi]

Doing some REALLY FAGGY DANCING here

VIDEO PLS

 

[Jark]

this Pynk remix is kinda FILTHY. the build of the synths under the chorus, the relentless BOPPERY of that drop.

 

[Lucille]

I don't know if Dimitri is really from Paris but I'd quite like him to take me and @Dark Carnival out to see a cabaret in Pigalle and then dance in a sweaty basement bar until 3am while doing EXCELLENT COKE right there in the BOOTH he'd bring the TUNES ALL NIGHT LONG

There’s a glorious Dmitri track I love and will post when I remember/finish fingering my self.

 

[COB]

Also someone in my building is having an ILLEGAL PARTY Which this playlist is drowning out rather well for the most part. No pressure for your one @Soldi

 

[Mats]

now I love Pynk and I haven't heard any remixes of it. EXCITED

 

[Soldi]

Also someone in my building is having an ILLEGAL PARTY Which this playlist is drowning out rather well for the most part. No pressure for your one @Soldi

Hun anyone that criticises MY playlist is going STRAIGHT on IGNORE

 

[Lucille]

Totally forgot about this storyline! Go get some baklava love.

I really can’t keep up with all the fantastical and definitely real strands of my quite fascinating life.

 

[Tisch]

LOVE PINK! let's see how this remix is

 

[COB]

Janelle I don't know ANY of her remixes, I've realised.

 

[Mats]

VERY GAY

 

[Tisch]

I really can’t keep up with all the fantastical and definitely real strands of my quite fascinating life.

See if he wants any of your pie.

Take him some pineapple upside down cake as well

 

[COB]

Absolutely living for this!

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh now this sounds DIRTY. I think this calls for ANOTHER FINGER. Currently on 2, trophy points for Jark if I get a fist up there by the end of the playlist.

 

[Tisch]

I need to give her last album a listen. It's been ages! I love the one about water pistols

 

[Tisch]

Also someone in my building is having an ILLEGAL PARTY Which this playlist is drowning out rather well for the most part. No pressure for your one @Soldi

@Star

 

[Lucille]

My hole currently looks like Janelle’s trousers.

 

[Jark]

I really can’t keep up with all the fantastical and definitely real strands of my quite fascinating life.

I want a @Lucille reality show. Fly on the wall, but with electrodes - like fly on the wall in your head, so we can see all the imaginary characters making your life a misery.

 

[Lucille]

LIVING FOR THIS.

 

[Mats]

My hole currently looks like Janelle’s trousers.

FRAZZLED LIPS

 

[Tisch]

This is @Mel's avatar as well is it not? hey Mel how's the prosecco?!

 

[COB]

OMG Kill V Maim! I don't know any remixes of this either

 

[Iguana]

Hun anyone that criticises MY playlist is going STRAIGHT on IGNORE

You can't put a fellow mod on ignore, HAAAAA!

 

[COB]

Already promising!

 

[OutSynk]

Well two tracks in and

 

[COB]

HOLY SHIT

It FUCKS

 

[Jark]

I don't know what exactly I expected from something called the "Little Jimmy Urine Remix" but if this is PISS PLAY then SHOWER ME GOLDEN

 

[Iguana]

HOLY SHIT

It FUCKS

it surely DOES

 

[Mats]

Kill V Maim is such an 100 miles an hour CHOON

 

[Jark]

Well two tracks in and

oh my god

 

[Iguana]

I don't know what exactly I expected from something called the "Little Jimmy Urine Remix" but if this is PISS PLAY then SHOWER ME GOLDEN

 

[Mats]

I don't know what exactly I expected from something called the "Little Jimmy Urine Remix" but if this is PISS PLAY then SHOWER ME GOLDEN

if this had played when I had my first and only YELLOW EXPERIENCE I might have gone back for MORE

 

[Lucille]

I’ve thrown the kombucha off my balcony and guzzling a pint of my own PISS in celebration at this FUCKERY.

 

[Jark]

I'm really pleased with that brief middle section interlude of GRIMY INDUSTRIAL BOMBAST. back to sweaty house/disco now Say It proper slaps

 

[Lucille]

Can’t stop watching the Countess Luann gif whilst this plays.

 

[Iguana]

How can you follow THAT !

 

[Jark]

Countess Luann getting her life to piss themed screamo remixes sounds like the post-10pm MTV online content we deserve, and in this economy could quite possibly GET

 

[Iguana]

Say It proper slaps

It proper slaps