JARK.FM 3rd EDITION (TONIGHT! 18.30!)

[Lucille]

IS ANYONE ELSES ARSE BLEEDING AFTER THAT?!?

 

[Jark]

IS ANYONE ELSES ARSE BLEEDING AFTER THAT?!?

mine is but it's been an ongoing problem so I'm afraid the remix can't be credited

 

[Jark]

A-Trak are responsible for some of my fave remixes EVER - there'll def be more in the coming weeks

 

[Lucille]

CAN WE FLY JARK IN TO DJ AT THE DREADED MOOPMEET?

 

[Mats]

I'm on to Agnes. such a dirty record that was

 

[Soldi]

CAN WE FLY JARK IN TO DJ AT THE DREADED MOOPMEET?

That bitch has died a bit of a death (Moopmeet not JARK)

 

[Jark]

Agnes sending BUSSIES* INTO ORBIT with that brief interlude of PUSSY POPPAGE!

*sorry

 

[Jark]

I would love to DJ at the Moopmeet 'cos then I'll have a legit reason not to talk to anyone and maintain my infamous aloofness

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'll catch up with this playlist tomorrow at some point but I'd just like to pop in to say.

THIS GRIMES REMIX IS EVERYTHING

 

[Mats]

CAN WE FLY JARK IN TO DJ AT THE DREADED MOOPMEET?

 

[Jark]

Don Dada (original, which is pretty similar, and this Honey Dijon mix) is UTTERLY FILTHY. But I don't have enough drugs in me to pussy pop the way these beats deserve.

 

[Tisch]

if this had played when I had my first and only YELLOW EXPERIENCE I might have gone back for MORE

Was this the night you were LEFT FOR DEAD or is my imagination playing tricks on me again

 

[Tisch]

Don Dada (original, which is pretty similar, and this Honey Dijon mix) is UTTERLY FILTHY. But I don't have enough drugs in me to pussy pop the way these beats deserve.

Well, the last song came and went. This song is HEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEE TO STAY AND SLAY.

 

[Tisch]

 

[Mats]

Was this the night you were LEFT FOR DEAD or is my imagination playing tricks on me again

THE VERY ONE!

 

[OutSynk]

I'm probably VERY behind but DU DU DU is DELICIOUS

 

[Lucille]

That bitch has died a bit of a death (Moopmeet not JARK)

YOU SHOULD CHECK THE NEWS. X

 

[Tisch]

That bitch has died a bit of a death (Moopmeet not JARK)

We can't have Jark DJing anyway! He's RIDDLED WITH CRONOVA

 

[Jark]

the original mix of this Grant track is utterly spectacular and this remix actually calms it DOWN into the gentlest, most shimmery delight isn't her vocal incredible? I'm so obsessed.

 

[Iguana]

I just realised this wasn't a full music video

 

[Jark]

I don't know why more of these acts don't do proper visualisers for remixes, it would surely help a lot with views. Looking at a STATIC ARTWORK is so boring

 

[Soldi]

I QUITE LIKE this one

 

[Jark]

this was quite a last minute choice of closer - I was going to end on GRANT originally but then discovered this amazing Parisian DJ called Bellaire who plays LOADS of jazz instruments and has a ton of super old school 5 minute house bangers full of SAX and CLARINET and hip-hop beats. when the piano comes in half way through he's the shit! he's only like 21. I love this tune.

 

[Star]

Also someone in my building is having an ILLEGAL PARTY Which this playlist is drowning out rather well for the most part. No pressure for your one @Soldi

@Star

I HOPE YOU HAVE CALLED THE POLICE

 

[COB]

I HOPE YOU HAVE CALLED THE POLICE

I'm in an ethical quandary - I know it's wrong, but I'm also fundamentally opposed to snitching I'm secretly hoping someone else in the building does it

 

[Iguana]

Loving the WOODWIND

 

[Soldi]

Thanks @Jark love! Xx

 

[Tisch]

@Jark again - absolutely fabulous playlist! When do you take residency in Ibiza?

Thanks again. Properly pumped to some rubbish 00's trax rn.

Oh and look at that, our dear old @Soldi has put a lovely list together. Let's all listen together!

EDIT: OOH there's even a thread already

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/soldi’s-00s-night-tonight-8-05pm.100070/#post-4004577

 

[OutSynk]

THUMBS UP for Poolside Remix of Touch as well. I'm reinstalling Grindr as we speak.

 

[Tisch]

Loving the WOODWIND

I THINK IT'S AN OBOE

 

[Soldi]

@Jark again - absolutely fabulous playlist! When do you take residency in Ibiza?

Thanks again. Properly pumped to some rubbish 00's trax rn.

Oh and look at that, our dear old @Soldi has put a lovely list together. Let's all listen together!

Omg promo!

THANKS DAD

 

[Lucille]

Glorious as ever Jark, I’m glad I stayed in and enjoyed myself in COVID SECURE way.

 

[COB]

Well done @Jark, a treat as ever!

 

[Jark]

Thanks to all who joined! Fuck you to all who didn't! @Pingu you're on the deathlist hun!

See you a week on Sunday for some lazy afternoon nap fuel!

 

[Tisch]

Omg promo!

THANKS DAD

CANT TELL IF I'M OFFENDED OR TURNED ON

 

[Star]

I'm in an ethical quandary - I know it's wrong, but I'm also fundamentally opposed to snitching I'm secretly hoping someone else in the building does it

This is why I like my neighbourhood WhatsApp group;

Me: 'is anyone else being bothered by the noise/ smoke coming from no.69? Only I'm trying to put the children to sleep and they can't sleep because of it '

Harry who lives behind me: 'I'M GOING TO JUMP OVER THE FENCE AND SHOOT THEM IF THEY DON'T STOP SOON'

Me: :emoji_nail_care:

 

[Soldi]

CANT TELL IF I'M OFFENDED OR TURNED ON

 

[funky]

Oh @Jark that PLAYLIST

I will be listening to this later

(and causing flooding or whatever the term is)

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Another great show @Jark

Looking forward to next week already

 

[Lucille]

STILL MOPPING UP CUM