JARK.FM 4th EDITION (2NITE 9PM)

[Jark]

Are you at home this Friday night, fantasizing about putting on your smallest skirt or your sluttiest harness and heading to the disco? Jark.FM returns with DISCOTHEQUE DREAMS - a collection of massive tunes to which you can twirl, slut drop and get lost dans la musique
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For all those who may have missed previous editions you can catch up below. Keep your eyes PEELED for a hot midweek TEASER

SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT @ 9, DISCOTHEQUE DREAMERS

 

[SDF]

I’m sorry I keep missing these

but I’m on a flight at 1530 this Sunday

 

[Jark]

I've just finished putting together the setlist for this Friday night's edition. We're going supersized - it's a 2 hour edition. I think there's a little something for everyone in this one

working on HOT GRAPHICS as we SPEAK

 

[Jark]

I’m sorry I keep missing these

but I’m on a flight at 1530 this Sunday

well perhaps you'll finally show up to the disco on Friday night?

 

[SDF]

Washing my hair bbz x

 

[SDF]

I’ll be there x

 

[Pipo]

Peggy Gou

 

[COB]

Shooting my peggy goo all over the walls at the thought of this

 

[Lucille]

My bussy is prepped and ready.

 

[Jark]

My bussy is prepped and ready.

maybe if @OutSynk brings his much-touted (and much used) gunny to the party you ladies can have a battle of the worn out five letter body parts

 

[OutSynk]

maybe if @OutSynk brings his much-touted (and much used) gunny to the party you ladies can have a battle of the worn out five letter body parts

Oh mine is definitely less used than Lucy’s barely hanging together buss.

 

[Lucille]

My bussy remains complete, composed, and compelling.

 

[Jark]

:emoji_yin_yang:attenzione Jark.fm hunties :emoji_yin_yang:

does anybody have a particularly HOT:emoji_thermometer:banger or CHOICE remix kept in rotation since it appeared in a set? :emoji_man_dancing:maybe a new discovery whose sound you would like more of in future editions? it's quite possibly that you don't give a fuck, of course, in which case c'est la vie.:emoji_shrug: but if something JUMPED OUT and continues to tickle your titties on the regs, feel free to let your boom boom house music overlord know! :emoji_nail_care:

 

[Jark]

DREAMERS!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TONIGHT?

TO THE DISCOTHEQUE!
(please read the above in the voice of "AT THE MONORAIL!")

Sick of being stuck on your sofa when you want to be on the dancefloor? Looking to be lubricated by some luscious grooves? The good sis Jark (c'est moi) has your back. From 9pm tonight, let's dream ourselves away to the discotheque, where we'll be served martinis and oysters by bar staff on roller skates while working those hips to the bleep bloops and boom booms of disco, house and soul for a whole two hours-plus MARATHON OF GAY DANCE MUSIC. Think of it as our very own Studio 54, only 54 is the average age of the guests.

YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED
@Ag @ButterTart @Tisch @Iguana @Nancy @Lucille @funky @Suomi @RaspberrySwirl @Pipo @joanne @OutSynk @Dark Carnival @Zu-Klara @Mats @FetchFugly @octophone @big ron @COB @ZenGiraffe @SDF @Pingu @RJN @POP! @Beryl @Beverley @Eddie @straightorbroken @wurst @Mugatu @Raining On Me

PARTY STARTS 9PM TONIGHT :emoji_boot: C U THERE!

 

[RJN]

two hours-plus MARATHON OF GAY DANCE MUSIC

Can't wait!

 

[SDF]

 

[Lucille]

I’m ready for you to SNATCH MY WIG, BURN IT, and DIG ITS GRAVE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can't wait for this to cleanse my palate of this week!

 

[straightorbroken]

Whilst I don't think I'll be here, do you have the old playlists archived? I mean, if ever one poster would throw up some brand new classics, well, that would be Devil doing an early 2000s pop countdown, but I suspect this will be a goldmine too (or else at the complete opposite end of the scale).

 

[Jark]

yes hun, of course!

 

[Jark]

and on tonight's setlist, I'm actually SO confident that it's the best one yet that if you guys don't unanimously agree, I'll film myself running through the supermarket tomorrow, unmasked, wearing a MAGA hat, screaming COUNT THE VOTE! DON'T COUNT THE VOTE! TRIP THE STATION! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

 

[Jark]

@Tisch could we get a pin on this thread before we go live?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Ooop just saw this was TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

I DO HOPE we get a blast of THE VIDEO OF THE CENTURY aka Starry Night, despite having watched it already at least three times since 7pm of my own accord

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch could we get a pin on this thread before we go live?

LOL not from me babe

@Iguana @ButterTart @big ron @Indie @Soldi @ZenGiraffe @octophone @Floppet @VoR

 

[Tisch]

Also: apols @Jark but won't be here tonight. Going out for din dins. Will add it to my sunbathing playlist for sometime in the week..

 

[Jark]

unfortunately, distracted by Kylie's shrill adventures at the disco, I left my wine in the freezer an hour too long and am currently drinking Pinot Grigio flavoured ice.

 

[Jark]

final thing - I couldn't find YouTube links for a few of these tracks so we're Spotify only tonight. hope that's alright for people

 

[Jark]

EIGHT MINUTE WARNING!



something to get your disco loins warmed up...

 

[Jark]

Welcome to the 4th edition of... JARK.FM

A few words from your host to kick us off...


For the Youtube queens...


For the Spotify homos...


PRESS PLAY (ON THE INTRO) AT 9!

 

[funky]

Oh you are NOT starting with that song

@Jark isn't playing tonight kids

 

[Jark]

we are absolutely not fucking about tonight funks.

 

[Berly]

I've pressed play... is that right?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

i have the youtube on my TV imminently, although it did mean the Levitating MADGE & MISSY REMIX vid being ditched a third of the way through (not for the first time I'm sure )

 

[Jark]

OK, my wine has melted and I'm HITTING PLAY on another car crash DJ intro nobody asked for.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The vid for Finally is certainly LO-FI!

 

[dUb]

Love the intro

 

[COB]

Amazing intro

 

[Lucille]

My Uber’s just pulling up babes.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG I just saw the intro! Is Jark from the NAUGHTY NORTH but later moved to the SEXY SOUTH?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm here