JARK.FM 4th EDITION (2NITE 9PM)

[Lucille]

LUCKILY SOME GIRLS SHOW UP TO THE OPENING OF AN ENVELOPE.

 

[RJN]

The house piano in this "Piece of Your Heart" remix really elevates it

 

[funky]

HMMMM SORRY?

He's American

they're about 23 years behind with house music. Not his fault.

 

[funky]

track 6 is from Mary's THE LONDON SESSIONS album in which she worked with MK, Disclosure and various other UK dance producers du jour. It was not just very good but completely ludicrous, no more so than PICK ME UP (PILOT)

I saw her at the Roundhouse to promote this album. She was SUBLIME.

 

[Lucille]

HOW ARE MY GIRLS TONIGHT? I’M IN A FOUL MOOD.

 

[RJN]

Has anyone heard this hot new house track yet?

 

[funky]

 

[Lucille]

Gagging at Jark listening to this Faithless track in his Cheshire suburb.

 

[Jark]

HOW ARE MY GIRLS TONIGHT? I’M IN A FOUL MOOD.

are we kicking off therapy hour? TALK TO AUNTY JARK.

she's listening!

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m just so BORED.

 

[Jark]

Gagging at Jark listening to this Faithless track in his Cheshire suburb.

for every hatah there's a lovah.

and I'm in Amsterdam now bitch.

 

[COB]

Sophie Ellis-Vector

 

[COB]

I may still be slightly ahead SORRY

 

[Jark]

Gagging at Jark listening to this Faithless track in his Cheshire suburb.

It's a fucking banger. I have paid them no attention in a good decade but this has had an effect on my gunny.

 

[RJN]

I like that Sophie made almost no effort to make this sound different from the original

 

[Jark]

this is genuinely the greatest gift Queen SEB has given us in 13 years I don't even LIKE THE ALCAZAR VERSION THAT MUCH. I guess I'm not THAT kind of queen.

 

[Lucille]

I made my thoughts made on the sample in Crying at the Discoteque the other week and I SHAN’T repeat them again out of respect for Madame Jark.

 

[Lucille]

Although yes it does have a certain CLASS the Alcazar version doesn’t.

 

[Jark]

there's an interlude coming up shortly which will make BASIC BOGAN SLUTS out of all of us

 

[Jark]

I'll pick you from the crowd...
don't come to me.



@RJN I know you're into this dom top energy from top 40 disco queen Dua.

 

[COB]

Here's some music to annex Macedonia to

 

[Lucille]

Is this on Club Future Nostalgia? It’s very much passed me by!

 

[RJN]

I'll pick you from the crowd...
don't come to me.



@RJN I know you're into this dom top energy from top 40 disco queen Dua.

Its everything I want in a MAN

 

[Jark]

Is this on Club Future Nostalgia? It’s very much passed me by!

Yes! I put all the best remixes from that into my own playlist if you want to CHERRY PICK from the CREME DE LA CREME.



Love Again (Horse Meat Disco) is a SLINKY GAG.

 

[SDF]

Sorry babe what have I missed

 

[Jark]

Here's some music to annex Macedonia to

!

 

[Jark]

Sorry babe what have I missed

JOIN US FROM DUA!

 

[Lucille]

TYPICALLY LOVING THE ART OF THIS RIDICULOUS INTERLUDE.

 

[Jark]

I was a virgin and he was not...
he was, I think a drug addict already...

moy SISTAH is dating this guy I'm seeing's BROTHER
so they go off for a WANDER and I KNOY what they're going to DOY

 

[Lucille]

IF HE ABDUCTS ME HE CAN ONLY ABDUCT ME FOR LIKE AN HOUR.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m dipping out as my friends ON THE TELLY.

 

[Jark]

IF HE ABDUCTS ME HE CAN ONLY ABDUCT ME FOR LIKE AN HOUR.

I like her energy and think she could add real value to Moopy.

 

[Berly]

Ozzie girl had me gripped

 

[Lucille]

OH SHE WASN’T ON FOR VERY LONG.

 

[Jark]

OH SHE WASN’T ON FOR VERY LONG.

!

on what program did she enjoy her FIFTEEN SECONDS OF FAME?

 

[Lucille]

!

on what program did she enjoy her FIFTEEN SECONDS OF FAME?

A HISTORY OF PUNK AND NEW WAVE ON BBC4 ACTUALLY.

 

[Jark]

I don't know how this Automatic remix will go down.

Personally I find covers/re-dos of Automatic TOTALLY OVERDONE and invariably none of them live up to the original or the Ultra Nate version (which I until very recently THOUGHT WAS THE ORIGINAL). But this one has a nice, dirty pay-off eventually...

 

[RJN]

It really emphasizes the desperate nature of the lyrics

 

[Lucille]

FUCKING ADS.

 

[Jark]

the BLEEP BLOOP synthline that comes in halfway through SHREDS MY GUNNY INTO A THOUSAND SHARDS!

I'm dancing SO HARD IN MY CHAIR that I think I will shortly DISLOCATE A SHOULDER.