JARK.FM 4th EDITION (2NITE 9PM)

[RJN]

In a good way

 

[Lucille]

Ok on tensnake I’ve CAUGHT UP.

HI @SDF WHAT ON EARTH KEPT YOU?

 

[SDF]

I’ve went back to listen to the intro

 

[COB]

This Automatic remix is doing things to me

 

[Lucille]

OOOH I QUITE LIKE. It departs enough from the original, could’ve stormed Buttertarts ASFM (covers edition!)

 

[SDF]

“I’ve had to share the limelight...”

 

[SDF]

Omg a shout out and I was late again

Babe I’m sorrrrrry xxxx

 

[Jark]

@SDF will listen to my DJ intro but he ignores my voice messages

 

[COB]

NEIL HORNBY

 

[Lucille]

IS SDF ONE OF THESE QUEENS WHO’S ALWAYS LATE FOR ATTENTION?

 

[Jark]

this Diplo Niall remix is such a HOT RIDICULOUS BANGER!

it reminds me of FATBOY SLIM and the year 1999.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh the sinister synth line

 

[SDF]

@SDF will listen to my DJ intro but he ignores my voice messages

what voice messages???

 

[Jark]

we're getting into the HOT REMIXES OF CREDIBLE INDIE BANDS mid section now

 

[Berly]

this Diplo Niall remix is such a HOT RIDICULOUS BANGER!

it reminds me of FATBOY SLIM and the year 1999.

I've added it to my library

 

[Jark]

Move in the Right Direction is one of my fave tracks of the 00s. which you'd all know if i ever finished my 00s countdown.

which btw I'm gonna restart from scratch.

 

[COB]

Oh I LOVE this Gossip song! I don't know this remix, but I will say that on first listen, so far... it fucks.

 

[COB]

@RJN @SDF @ZenGiraffe and anyone else to post photos of them VIBING to BIDEN THIS PLAYLIST please.

 

[Jark]

this superorganism remix is the stuff of superorgasms forum sexpert @Lucille to confirm

 

[RJN]

This seems very into early into posting to put a picture of myself

 

[RJN]

Although compared to Grindr...

 

[Jark]

This seems very into early into posting to put a picture of myself

you can't truly EMBED unless the gays know what they're dealing with we're a shallow bunch

 

[COB]

God, Hot Chip are just so good

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@RJN @SDF @ZenGiraffe and anyone else to post photos of them VIBING to BIDEN THIS PLAYLIST please.

BOTH!

 

[Jark]

HOT CHIP will BREAK your LEGS
SNAP OFF your HEAD

 

[Lucille]

you can't truly EMBED unless the gays know what they're dealing with we're a shallow bunch

I actually struggled to tell some posters apart until I had a VISUAL.

 

[Lucille]

I’m still on Gossip which is GORGEOUS. Never heard it before!

 

[Jark]

Stars is honestly like mounting a rocket and blasting off into a parallel galaxy where being homosexual is mandatory and everyone is FAGGING AROUND SANS GRAVITY.

 

[Jark]

the Freemasons album this is from (Unmixed) is a bit of an underrated dance classic. So many big voiced diva gay anthems.

I only discovered this After Hours mix of Rain Down Love this week and it really transforms the poppers o' clock original into something completely different. very vibey and mellow but that HOT SAX really hits the spot.

@COB @RJN should we pause for two minutes to get everyone at the same place?

 

[RJN]

@Jark Yes where should I be now? I paused to ATTEMPT to take a picture

 

[COB]

I've paused for a minute!

 

[RJN]

you can't truly EMBED unless the gays know what they're dealing with we're a shallow bunch

Sorry I didn't like how I looked in a selfie (shallow)

 

[COB]

This is a nice chillout vibe, but I'd completely forgotten about this song and am now craving the BIG GAY ENERGY of the original version

 

[COB]

https://postimg.cc/jw12pzSv

Sorry I didn't like how I looked in a selfie (shallow)

Hi

 

[Jark]

https://postimg.cc/jw12pzSv

Sorry I didn't like how I looked in a selfie (shallow)

GIRL!

your BLEACHED HAIR is TO DIE FOR. stun!

 

[Jark]

let's press play again from Dido now.

WARNING: NOT-BORING DIDO SONG AHEAD.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I didn't like how I looked in a selfie (shallow)

HEY BITCH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WARNING: NOT-BORING DIDO SONG AHEAD.

I had no idea there was such a thing

 

[Lucille]

let's press play again from Dido now.

WARNING: NOT-BORING DIDO SONG AHEAD.

omg DIDO

 

[funky]

This seems very into early into posting to put a picture of myself

I thought the avatar was you for a short while. I was already booking my flights to Atlanta.