JARK.FM 4th EDITION (2NITE 9PM)

[Jark]

Sorry I didn't like how I looked in a selfie (shallow)

also: today we're serving JAWLINE with a side of SERIOUS.

 

[Lucille]

I know we’ve all got a lot of time on our hands but deep diving for DIDO REMIXES, colour me concerned Jark.

 

[RJN]

Hi

Hi!

HEY BITCH

Hey!

GIRL!

your BLEACHED HAIR is TO DIE FOR. stun!

Thanks!! Its my quarantine gay move

 

[Jark]

I know we’ve all got a lot of time on our hands but deep diving for DIDO REMIXES, colour me concerned Jark.

and I saved several beb

but as @Suedey and other discerning queens will know, I am a committed Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong stan.

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh I’m out of cheese so now I’m just eating dry crackers in a dressing gown. SAD!

 

[Lucille]

That’s a lovely tankard @RJN

 

[RJN]

I thought the avatar was you for a short while. I was already booking my flights to Atlanta.

Rebook straight to DC

I love the Dido remix (and original )

 

[Jark]

Eurgh I’m out of cheese so now I’m just eating dry crackers in a dressing gown. SAD!

what are you drinking?

 

[Jark]

the Dido remix really is QUITE GORGEOUS. the DROP makes me want to go and WHORE MYSELF in LATIN AMERICA.

 

[COB]

I can tell you right now that @ZenGiraffe will be spitting feathers at the sight of such a beautifully bleached head of hair

 

[Jark]

@funky I appreciate you liking my posts but I'd like to know if the music passes the test. how is your gunny doing? You know I put GREAT STOCK in the verdict of the FUNKY JURY.

 

[Lucille]

After the regrettable Dido incident I can confirm Swales is taking me to church, baptising me, then throwing me out on the streets when it finds out I’m gay.

 

[Lucille]

what are you drinking?

TEA.

 

[RJN]

I can tell you right now that @ZenGiraffe will be spitting feathers at the sight of such a beautifully bleached head of hair

I can't tell if this is SARCASTIC or not

 

[Jark]

After the regrettable Dido incident I can confirm Swales is taking me to church, baptising me, then throwing me out on the streets when it finds out I’m gay.

I laughed so hard I just ruptured my you know whats

NO REGRETS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can't tell if this is SARCASTIC or not

He is shading my bleached, dyed hair and I am not rising to it.

 

[Jark]

TEA.

I can't believe you disobeyed the DIRECT COMMAND of my intro.

I thought I held more SWAY with you, Lucy darling.

 

[RJN]

He is shading my bleached, dyed hair and I am not rising to it.

Remember, bullies are always just jealous!

 

[Lucille]

He is shading my bleached, dyed hair and I am not rising to it.

I mean, at least you have hair.

 

[Jark]

you gotta CATCH THE VIBE.
you gotta FEEL THE FUNK.
and create ya OWN STYLE.
YOU KNOW WHY?

it's for that GOOD OLD HOUSE MUSIC.

 

[RJN]

Anyway... I'm onto DJs Gotta Dance More and I like the spoken bits, but not as much as my new fave, Ozzie Girl

 

[Lucille]

Oooh I love the filthy disco production from Madame ROISIN.

 

[Jark]

We Got Together is here to PUNISHINGLY INSERT PHALLIC OBJECTS into UNSUSPECTING ORIFICES with its DEMENTED BARKING

We GOT TOGETHER!
We GROOVED TOGETHER!
We SLEPT TOGETHER!

someone can't LET IT GO

 

[Jark]

We Got Together is here to PUNISHINGLY INSERT PHALLIC OBJECTS into UNSUSPECTING ORIFICES with its DEMENTED BARKING

We GOT TOGETHER!
We GROOVED TOGETHER!
We SLEPT TOGETHER!

someone can't LET IT GO

it's like me when I'm texting last month's random hook up.

WE SLEPT TOGETHER!

... "who is this?"

 

[RJN]

We SLEPT TOGETHER!

I never noticed these lyrics

 

[Beverley]

He is shading my bleached, dyed hair and I am not rising to it.

Why haven't we seen this?

 

[COB]

I'm still inextricably caught in the gears of the ROISIN MACHINE

 

[Eddie]

Is this. Still on?

 

[Jark]

every time I do these setlights i'm fighting the temptation to drop in like SIX ROISIN MAX TRACKS. but I want to PACE MYSELF.

 

[Jark]

Is this. Still on?

!!!

 

[funky]

@funky I appreciate you liking my posts but I'd like to know if the music passes the test. how is your gunny doing? You know I put GREAT STOCK in the verdict of the FUNKY JURY.

Oh I love it (most of it). But there's no element of surprise for me! Our tastes cross over so heavily now that I know almost everything but it's nice to see the creativity and originality put into them. I appreciate THAT.

 

[Jark]

Is this. Still on?

we're on Roisin Murphy, do JOIN IN! you've missed loads though

 

[Pingu]

hi i’m here.

 

[Jark]

Oh I love it (most of it). But there's no element of surprise for me! Our tastes cross over so heavily now that I know almost everything but it's nice to see the creativity and originality put into them. I appreciate THAT.

that's because you MADE ME YOUR PROTEGE!

 

[Eddie]

Rousing has a filth6 sense of humour! I’m here for it.

 

[Jark]

from some angles @Pingu looks borderline masc... but then clock the way he holds his martini glass

 

[Eddie]

hi i’m here.

When did you grow out you hair dub?

 

[Jark]

how drunk IS our @Eddie?

I'm getting "Jark texting @Pingu at 3am in a foreign language"

 

[Lucille]

Ok Henry Texier is making me want to dance naked, do acid and JOIN A CULT.

 

[Jark]

Ok Henry Texier is making me want to dance naked, do acid and JOIN A CULT.

MOOPY AYAHUASCA RETREAT ANYBODY?