JARK.FM 4th EDITION (2NITE 9PM)

I love the Purple Disco Machine formula so much.

*4/4 beat*
*disco horns*
*rocket launcher sfx*
*crowd melts into disgusting puddle of gay*

:disco:
 
This Jessie Ware remix turns it into a whole different (amazing) song
 
this TEEDS remix of Save A Kiss demands to soundtrack an evening in which Jark DROPS ACID and then FLOUNCES AROUND CARNIVAL alternately kissing strangers and crying, and finally gets taken home by an ambulance while screaming "WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS!"

it may have happened already.
 
How that album hasn’t sold millions is a travesty
 
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seriously I'm honestly regretting my choices. this playlist so much makes me want to go out and party. I don't know how I can cope with X many more months locked down :( I take back my motivational DJ intro. IT'S NOT OK. WE WON'T BE ALRIGHT.
 
Just host emo night tomorrow and you'll be in the perfect mood to stay home and cry
 
RJN said:
Just host emo night tomorrow and you'll be in the perfect mood to stay home and cry
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I'm afraid I don't have the CREDIBILITY! and I'll be busy doing drugs with my straight boyfriend!
 
Dynasty (ROOSEVELT REMIX) has the most BEAUTIFUL GAYSPLOSION of a chorus. It's so gorge. I'm such a SUCKER for a good MALE FALSETTO.

IN ME NOW!
 
Does anyone else get adverts on Spotify for the ‘sleep meditations for WOMEN podcast’?!?
 
Jark said:
I'm afraid I don't have the CREDIBILITY! and I'll be busy doing drugs with my straight boyfriend!
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I hope this is true!

Jark said:
Dynasty (ROOSEVELT REMIX) has the most BEAUTIFUL GAYSPLOSION of a chorus. It's so gorge. I'm such a SUCKER for a good MALE FALSETTO.

IN ME NOW!
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Ooh I like this. Reminds me of early Bright Light Bright Light
 
Bonus COB.FM behind the scenes pic:
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3-minute warning: we're approaching some hot Peggy Gou action @wurst you naughty boy
 
As ever TENSNAKE keeping his foot on my neck and making sure I don't STRAY from the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.
 
Yeah basically this whole playlist is :disco::disco::disco::disco::disco::disco:

Finally
Piece of my Heart (Weiss Remix)
My Number Remix
Spell Remix
Sand In My Shoes Remix
Dynasty
Rulez

are my big discoveries, but I will definitely come back to a lot of this

Thank you @Jark!
 
That shoutout to me in the intro was very “She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think ‘Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life?'”
 
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Jark said:
:D

yes hun, of course!



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Oh Jark, couldn't you do it on YouTube for the convenience of someone who said they weren't even going to attend instead of behind a spotify paywall?

(I'll get to looking later - thanks for putting it all in one place).
 
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she's got a point. she's an icon. she's a legend. and she IS the moment. now COME ON now!
 
straightorbroken said:
Oh Jark, couldn't you do it on YouTube for the convenience of someone who said they weren't even going to attend instead of behind a spotify paywall?

(I'll get to looking later - thanks for putting it all in one place).
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A couple of them have YT playlists too (here and here) - I'm out here doing your work for you Jark, I demand royalties :eyes:
 
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