JARK.FM #6 (TONIGHT @ 9)

[Jark]

oh! it's you! HIIIII！

anyone up for a BOOGIE?

on Saturday Jark.FM returns for another glittering array of bangers and grooves. there's no theme this time, but overall you can expect a set of tunes that are a little less sparkly than last time's disco bonanza, a bit more GRIMY and/or HYPNOTIC, and all firmly rooted in the 21st century. I'm putting the finishing touches on the setlist right now and I'm feeling good about it - today I discovered at least two tunes guaranteed to have the good sis Lucy SOILING HER G-STRING (probably not for the first time).

the DJ intro will also make its dreaded return. so, join me this Saturday night for a good ol' time.

PARTY STARTS AT 9PM - BE THERE OR BE DEAD.

@funky @wurst @Lucille @Nancy @Ag @ButterTart @Pingu @SDF @Tisch @Iguana @Suomi @RaspberrySwirl @Beverley @Frozen @Devil @Pipo @OutSynk @joanne @dmlaw @Dark Carnival @Mats @FetchFugly @big ron @octophone @ZenGiraffe @COB @RJN @POP! @Beryl @straightorbroken @Mugatu @Raining On Me @Soldi @Phoenix

 

[Lucille]

With ANY LUCK I’ll be back in the SUBURBS working my way through MUM’S WINE RACK so this will be JUST THE TREAT.

 

[Lucille]

I was hoping we’d go HARDER and GRIMIER as the winter draws in. Honestly the only thing I’m in the mood for atm is FILTHY TECHNO.

 

[Lucille]

I just got COLD CALLED by a DRUG DEALER. Is my number on some sort of CENTRAL DATABASE?

“Hey Scotty it’s your pal JJ”

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!!!

 

[Lucille]

Sorry to hijack your thread but can you believe I’ve not had even a SNIFF of cocaine in 2 and a half months!

 

[Jark]

oh go for it hun. your DESPERATE NOSTRILS are the promo

I've not had a sniff of it in 2 weeks, which is kind of the same but then again not really.

 

[funky]

You're all depraved and I'm reporting you.

 

[Lucille]

Don’t make me go in the dreaded MOOPY DARKROOM.

 

[OutSynk]

more GRIMY and/or HYPNOTIC

Into it, yeah.

 

[Jark]

still haven't recorded the intro for this :emoji_astonished: and I'm currently cooking a lasagne so it's all going DOWN 2 THE WIRE. as per.

 

[Jark]

Welcome to... JARK.FM #6!

I got really pissy while recording the DJ intro and ended up storming downstairs to pour a large glass of wine instead, so here we are, sans voiceover but ready to depart to distant constellations for some aural overload and perhaps some anal prolapse too. certain of our members may be more susceptible to that than others.

Youtube queens: here's your playlist


Spotify girls, remember to set your crossfade


PRESS PLAY AT 9.

@Sleigh Beryls @wurst @dUb Actually @IguanMoreSleep @RJN @POP! @OutSynk @funky @Nancy @BlitzenTart @Ag @Pingu @Suomi @Beverley @Frozen @Phoenix @Devil @Pipo @joanne @Logic? @Music @Mats @Dark Carnoël @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL @COB @Mugatu @straightorbroken @Raining On Me @FetchFugly @WeihnachZenGiraffe @Frosty the Snoldi @Santa Nancy Lam

 

[Lucille]

Hi.

 

[Lucille]

No intro BOOOOO.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How was tagging for you?

 

[Lucille]

I’ve started early as I always get ADS.

 

[Jark]

How was tagging for you?

an experience. can't find Tisch!

LET'S GO

 

[Lucille]

The spooky intro will DO I suppose instead of your usual sultry shout outs.

 

[Lucille]

an experience. can't find Tisch!

LET'S GO

@Christmas Tisches !

 

[RJN]

Got my double G+T so I'm ready to go

 

[Iguana]

Intriguing intro!

 

[Lucille]

There’s been a bit of press this weekend about Peggy being an ABSOLUTE BITCH from one of her old neighbours, but when she’s bringing fire like this WHO CARES

 

[Iguana]

@Christmas Tisches !

I still don't really get this even though he has angrily explained it to me twice

 

[Jark]

The spooky intro will DO I suppose instead of your usual sultry shout outs.

my attempts tonight were so FAR REMOVED FROM SULTRY that I knew they would never FLY. the audience has come to EXPECT SEDUCTION.

 

[Jark]

I still don't really get this even though he has angrily explained it to me twice

I'd say it's a little more immediately apparent than YOURS hun

 

[Jark]

There’s been a bit of press this weekend about Peggy being an ABSOLUTE BITCH from one of her old neighbours, but when she’s bringing fire like this WHO CARES

just makes me like her more. cunty celebs are relatable 'cos I'd be one for sure.

 

[Lucille]

I still don't really get this even though he has angrily explained it to me twice

YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING CHRISTMAS WISHES?

 

[Iguana]

I'd say it's a little more immediately apparent than YOURS hun

Mine is for the thinking man.

 

[Jark]

Got my double G+T so I'm ready to go

SAME! mine's cucumber, what about yours?

 

[OutSynk]

Mine is for the thinking man.

Oh I’m thinking.

 

[Iguana]

YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING CHRISTMAS WISHES?

Well this is it, I know people say season's greetings and merry Christmas but I don't think anyone has ever said "Christmas wishes" to me. Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong individuals

 

[funky]

I love the ongoing drama of @Christmas Tisches never getting tagged

 

[Lucille]

Well this is it, I know people say season's greetings and merry Christmas but I don't think anyone has ever said "Christmas wishes" to me. Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong individuals

I’m on your side babes, like I get it, but NO ONE SAYS THAT!!!

 

[funky]

OMG when the first track kicked in I wasn't looking and I immediately thought THIS SOUNDS KOREAN


I'm so CULTURED

 

[Jark]

DU-DU DU-DU DOOO
DU-DU DU-DU DOOO


I like this more than Starry Night these days. it's so catchy and ridiculous.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well this is it, I know people say season's greetings and merry Christmas but I don't think anyone has ever said "Christmas wishes" to me. Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong individuals

Considering it is your man that has it has his name, RUDE!

 

[Iguana]

I’m on your side babes, like I get it, but NO ONE SAYS THAT!!!

So basically you're saying I need to get rid?

 

[Lucille]

The after party will include my favourite STICKY VICKY performances in the MOOPY DARK ROOM btw girls.

 

[OutSynk]

When does the grimy stuff start? Looking at the tracklisting I’m thinking Jark LIED.

 

[Lucille]

So basically you're saying I need to get rid?

No but this should definitely be his final warning.

 

[RJN]

SAME! mine's cucumber, what about yours?

Plain I guess

But my roommate is at the liquor store so my next drink will be a surprise