Jark
PLUMP and RIPE
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- Oct 27, 2007
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I think it'll go better if I ARRIVE DRUNK!Jark is your date TOMORROW? Best not get TOO MERRY.
I think it'll go better if I ARRIVE DRUNK!Jark is your date TOMORROW? Best not get TOO MERRY.
Nice smooth intro, like a gentle prod of the tip against my hole.
If you're not having one drink before a first date, you're doing it wrong!
oh we're at that point in the night already...
If you're not having one drink before a first date, you're doing it wrong!
It’s at 11am.
It's 11am so you have an oven-ready excuse of "laundry".I think it'll go better if I ARRIVE DRUNK!
But at least make sure he doesnt have a big dick first.funky doesn't let anyone push the tip in until at least 10pm
not everyone is so MORALISTIC!
I know you know.
It was absolutely screaming for a '20's remix!this was the throwaway party bangers segment. it's the moment in the night you leave the first bar and your most basic bitch friend tells you she brought poppers and you roll your eyes at her and then prise the bottle right out of her undeserving little hands and GET TO WORKI know you know.
isn't it so GORGE!Oooh this Joe Goddard one has a MYSTICAL ENERGY!
come to Amsterdam and I'll play the role of most basic bitch friend. it will be difficult, but I am committed.What a specific situation I've never been in! But I hope to experience it this summer
come to Amsterdam and I'll play the role of most basic bitch friend. it will be difficult, but I am committed.

the SECOND you step off the JET.You'll be handing me poppers when I arrive in Amsterdam?![]()
I can’t wait to pay £11.50 for a warm gin and tonic in a plastic glass in the basement of the Queen Adelaide![]()
I believe you had Cloud City in there. Palms Trax know how to get you SHAKIN' THAT ASS.I LOVE PALM TRAX! Did they make an appearance during the infamous LUCY UP YOUR HOLE?
I've just started Joe Goddard, am I behind?!
On the aforementioned dreaded pre-covid night out I was waiting for my friends here for about an HOUR. Fun place where I did *NOT* fit in.
America is truly brokenI went out in New York, ordered 2 vodka shots and they asked for $40!!!!! And then I tried to pay and they said it was a $50 minimum, so I had to get a third. I wanted to die
and THIS is the evidence, not the whole gun or abortion thing.I went out in New York, ordered 2 vodka shots and they asked for $40!!!!! And then I tried to pay and they said it was a $50 minimum, so I had to get a third. I wanted to die