JARK.FM (TONIGHT 7.30: ASFM PRE-PARTY)

[lolly]

What a LOVELY poster

Worthy of a provincial gay night in 1995

probably a Sunday

 

[Jark]

@funky i think the music will be RIGHT up your street so do stop by if you don't have any hot plans / dates with fresh young twinks lined up

 

[Lucille]

THEY’RE A COUPLE OF CUNTS!

 

[Iguana]

What a LOVELY poster

Which one of us are you referring to?

 

[SDF]

Holy shit

I have plans! Will this be on catch up?!

 

[Pingu]

ARE PINGU AND JARK A COUPLE?

Nah I’m too irrational and flaky for him.

 

[Pingu]

And yes I should probably point out that I can’t make this either but I wish you all the best babes x

 

[Jark]

Holy shit

I have plans! Will this be on catch up?!

for you hun it's available ANY TIME, ANY PLACE

 

[Lucille]

When is SDF hosting her inaugural chem sex party in Tichuana’s shed?!?

 

[Nancy]

When is SDF hosting her inaugural chem sex party in Tichuana’s shed?!?

BE CAREFUL OF SPLINTERS!

 

[Beverley]

What a LOVELY poster

@Jark did you make the graphic yourself? It's

I shan't be coming tho

 

[SDF]

@Beverley

 

[Jark]

@Jark did you make the graphic yourself? It's

I shan't be coming tho

I did beb. Graphic design is my passion. no but I threw it together in 20 mins so i hope next time it'll be a little snazzier

and that's ok sis. when FOMO hits you can listen on demand with the hun @SDF

 

[SDF]

When is SDF hosting her inaugural chem sex party in Tichuana’s shed?!?

once they install the swing we’ll be good to go

 

[Tisch]

When is SDF hosting her inaugural chem sex party in Tichuana’s shed?!?

There's a list of extra-curricular activities he's allowed and I don't remember authorising this. :emoji_thinking:

 

[Nancy]

TISCH IS READY FOR SDF’S CHEMSEX PARTY

 

[Tisch]

Erm MODS! Can we move this to the COMMUNITY FORUM please?? I don't need people seeing that AND knowing Eliza Doolittle is three days younger than me

 

[Nancy]

Don’t worry! Imgur have removed the post for violating community rules

 

[ButterTart]

Jark totally upstaging me with advertising and production values. And song quality, probably.

 

[Tisch]

Don’t worry! Imgur have removed the post for violating community rules

Not on MY SCREEN! I'll have a quick wank now before it disappears x

 

[Nancy]

Jark totally upstaging me with advertising and production values. And song quality, probably.

It’s like when I went to see Louise in concert and Cleopatra were her support act.

 

[Jark]

FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING

 

[Lucille]

HAS EXCITEMENT REACHED FEVER PITCH YET?

 

[Lucille]

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN?!?

 

[Tisch]

12 licks of my magnum and I'll be ready

 

[Lucille]

I might have a power nap before bottom tart’s thing but this will be on in the background.

 

[Lucille]

I had a lot of pasta at lunch.

 

[Lucille]

And yes Jark that’s YOUR FAULT.

 

[Nancy]

I’ve just made a chickpea, tomato, courgette and green bean curry.

 

[lolly]

I had a chick pea, tomato and mussel stew for dinner. It wasn't ENTIRELY successful.

 

[Jark]

EMERGENCY

Clyp is not working anyone know where else I can upload my DJ intro?

 

[Lucille]

OH FUCK

 

[Suomi]

TISCH IS READY FOR SDF’S CHEMSEX PARTY

Omg Nancy you’re killing me today

 

[Tisch]

EMERGENCY

Clyp is not working anyone know where else I can upload my DJ intro?

YouTube?

 

[Iguana]

EMERGENCY

Clyp is not working anyone know where else I can upload my DJ intro?

Send it to me, I can upload it to vimeo

 

[Iguana]

Or YouTube if it isn't going to get blocked

 

[Jark]

I concerted to mp3 which seems to have done the trick on clyp! thanks boys

 

[Nancy]

YOU DON’T GET THIS WITH KEN BRUCE

 

[Lucille]

MY BUSSY IS READY.

 

[Nancy]

I WANT TO OPEN A VENUE CALLED THE CAR CLAMP CLUB