JARK.FM V: STUDIO 25 AFTERPARTY (Friday 10pm)

[Jark]

hi girlies! who fancies a boogie à Vendredi soir? toi? moi?

in celebration of Dua Lipa taking us to Studio 2054 this Friday night, I thought I would CONCOCT a little afterparty for those of you who don't want the tunes to end, or those of you too CHEAP to buy a ticket! HA! SAY!

as usual you can expect a brain-melting, ass-busting combination of hot tunes and lukewarm commentary! I won't say too much about the music just yet but we're OUT of the deep house zone and firmly looking BACK with disco picks both beloved and obscure, psychedelic and dreamy. there may be a little ITALO ZONE for the @Zu-Klara types among us. there may be music in multiple languages. there may be references to apples, minks and cocaine - and other dancefloor staples. there may even be some stuff @funky doesn't know! but there's only way to know for sure and that's to BE THERE!

so see you Friday, bitches!

PARTY COMMENCE À 9.45h. ENTRY AVEC PASSWORD.

@wurst @Lucille @Nancy @Ag @ButterTart @Pingu @SDF @Tisch @Iguana @Suomi @RaspberrySwirl @Beverley @Frozen @Devil @Pipo @OutSynk @joanne @dmlaw @HeLikedTurner @Eddie @Dark Carnival @Mats @FetchFugly @big ron @octophone @ZenGiraffe @COB @RJN @POP! @Beryl @straightorbroken @Mugatu @Raining On Me

 

[funky]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

 

[COB]

I have a thing on Friday night I'm afraid! I'll tune in if it's done by then, which it MIGHT be.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'll be here for a literal afterparty, but if it's YouTubed, I'll happily dive right in

 

[Jark]

shifting this to 10pm as Studio 54 is apparently 90 minutes now

just making final SETLIST TWEAKS as we speak. it's been quite a tough one to get right but hopefully cunnies and gunnies will be popping off tomorrow night.

 

[Tisch]

hey cunts!

 

[Iguana]

Listening to And Dream of Sheep and Real Groove in ANTICIPATION

 

[COB]

Hello!

 

[RJN]

I'm here and binge drinking in ANTICIPATION

 

[RJN]

I'm actually listening to the Dido remix from the last Jark.fm. I didn't think I'd ever be dancing to DIDO but here we are

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bonjour Ladies!

 

[Lucille]

HI GIRLS I'VE ARRIVED! WHO WANTS A BUMP?

 

[Jark]

hey queers.

Welcome to the 5th edition of... JARK.FM
(AKA JARK.FM V: AFTER-54)


there's no DJ intro tonight as I've had a very chaotic day so I say we just DIVE RIGHT IN AT 10!

For the Youtube queens...


For the Spotify homos...


PRESS PLAY AT 10!

 

[Jark]

currently having a pre-show groove to Jessie Ware with a large glass of wine

(imagine me saying this in my intro voice and there's your intro x)

 

[Jark]

@wurst @Lucille @Nancy @Ag @ButterTart @Pingu @SDF @Tisch @Iguana @Suomi @RaspberrySwirl @Beverley @Frozen @Devil @Pipo @OutSynk @joanne @dmlaw @HeLikedTurner @Eddie @Dark Carnival @Mats @FetchFugly @big ron @octophone @ZenGiraffe @COB @RJN @POP! @Beryl @straightorbroken @Mugatu @Raining On Me

sorry for repeated tagging offences but I want the people to party x

 

[COB]

Loving this already

 

[COB]

She looks a bit like Bruno Mars in her butch look

 

[Lucille]

Jark coming in with a sultry but mid-tempo gem!

 

[Tisch]

She looks a bit like Bruno Mars in her butch look

DEAD

 

[Lucille]

Oh my landlady doesn’t expect me to pay rent for the weeks I’m away at Christmas, *CALLS DEALER*

 

[Jark]

I've been getting my LIFE to One Night Only for the last couple of weeks since I began thinking about this playlist. it's a whole process. and it's a whole BANGER.

one. night. own-lay.

 

[COB]

Where has this song been all my life :emoji_coffin:

 

[Jark]

having watched Studio 2054 I suddenly feel way more confident that this playlist FITS THE VIBE OF THE EVENING.

 

[RJN]

Oh my landlady doesn’t expect me to pay rent for the weeks I’m away at Christmas, *CALLS DEALER*

But you were just drinking tea because of the move tomorrow?

 

[Jark]

this should have been my song for moopy entry. fuck.

 

[Lucille]

But you were just drinking tea because of the move tomorrow?

I KID! The last time I moved house it was after a 3 day bender and it was HELL!!!

 

[Lucille]

this should have been my song for moopy entry. fuck.

A glance through the playlist reveals one of my ASFM BACKUPS is on the list!

 

[Iguana]

Well we thought we were listening to your playlist but it wasn't.

 

[Jark]

I forgot to say, Spotify gays, it works much better with a five second crossfade for anyone who wants to COMMIT to the FULL EXPERIENCE

 

[Tisch]

I'VE JUST BEEN DANCING AROUND TO YOUNG HEARTS RUN FREE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOUTUBE PLAYED

 

[Lucille]

I KID! The last time I moved house it was after a 3 day bender and it was HELL!!!

I left the flat in a DISGUSTING state and still managed to negotiate 90% of my deposit back

 

[Tisch]

She looks a bit like Bruno Mars in her butch look

AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT CANDI STATON

 

[Jark]

I'm very blissfully stoned right now and this is SO hitting the spot TASTE!

btw we're starting contemporary and then inching BACK IN TIME!

ROLLER SKATES AT THE READY FOR LATER

 

[RJN]

I left the flat in a DISGUSTING state and still managed to negotiate 90% of my deposit back

Sounds like a reason to do it again

 

[Lucille]

Sounds like a reason to do it again

This is my friend’s flat I’m moving out of so I’m going to be much more considerate, and not forget my BUTT PLUG like LAST TIME!

 

[Iguana]

I am drinking a TRIPLE pink gin and tonic

 

[Tisch]

I left the flat in a DISGUSTING state and still managed to negotiate 90% of my deposit back

We had to threaten to take our landlady to court before she gave us ours back

 

[COB]

Omg Finest Dreams

 

[RJN]

This is my friend’s flat I’m moving out of so I’m going to be much more considerate, and not forget my BUTT PLUG like LAST TIME!

I hope it wasn't too expensive to replace!

Finest Dreams is AMAZING. Kelis does dance music so so so so well

 

[Jark]

omg have we had a YouTube malfunction? we're on Richard X babes