Jark presents... ULTIMATE KYLIE: THE COUNTDOWN (#1 is...)

[Generic Account]

I'm sure he'll follow through with it.

You know the circle will come around (it's gonna come aroooound)

 

[K.C.]

Already a page deep and not a single entry. Y'all faves could never.

 

[Apoca]

What do we have to do?
To get the countdown through
How will we know if @Jark likes Tension or Dancing?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moopy trolling Jark after years of troll countdowns.

What goes spinning around, comes spinning around

 

[Halli]

Come on Jark, we wanna be Getting down, riding all the (vegas) highs....
Jark just wantsa go out, dancing!..

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah

 

[OutSynk]

We've gone through this so many times I've run out of drags.

 

[K.C.]

OMG Jark me right there. Almost there Jark me right there.

 

[OutSynk]

Jark at the thought of interacting with this thread:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Jark asked if he will finish this countdown

 

[VV]

You can finish your shopping first... Your Tesco needs you!

 

[Halli]

Live update - Jark actually meant a countdown of KYLIE WINES! Jark's been sampling since the announcement, for research purposes- its going well

 

[Jark]

I think it's time to begin

 

[COB]

No you don't!

 

[COB]

(I would like you to though )

 

[K.C.]

 

[OutSynk]

I think it's time to begin

 

[Pipo]

ooh, let me settle in then

 

[K.C.]

Don't fall for it! ISSA STUNT!

 

[OutSynk]

ooh, let me settle in then

You're the purse?

 

[Jark]

ULTIMATE KYLIE
BUBBLING UNDER

I had to be ruthless, twenty minutes ago when I sat down to actually make this list so I could begin this countdown.
a top 50 can only contain fifty songs, so I gave six the chop. big sorry loves to these songs!


Please Stay

RIP to a slinky banger. Please Stay was a classic when I was a baby Kylie gay, and I still enjoy that beach bar in Spain feel to it. the final look/setup in the video is camp as tits

Where the Wild Roses Grow

Where the Wild Roses Grow is obviously REALLY MAUDLIN in a very delicious way but it's a once a year kinda depressive treat for me. saving it for Christmas.

Did It Again

Did It Again is a great song title. I'm not convinced she really did do it again with this song, but that terrible chorus vocal does have its strange charms...

Like a Drug

I was a longtime Like a Drug truther, but in truth it doesn't go quite hard enough. a shame as it's got all the ingredients. the X2008 version however was everything!

Secrets

ooh, you've gotta hear my confession. I believe it's long overdue. the first verse on this is peak Kylie. overall an innocent, joyous song that she sells the shit out of.

and

Confide in Me


loads of iconic reinventions on tour, but I don't really stan Confide In Me in original form. top 50?
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[AlgoAlex]

Confide in Me


loads of iconic reinventions on tour, but I don't really stan Confide In Me in original form. top 50?
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ERM what the fuck

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Moderator close this thread

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Confide in Me not top 50?

DREADFUL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CANCEL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Moderator close this thread

I believe we now have this an option.

 

[OutSynk]

I don't really stan Confide In Me in original form. top 50?​

After this? Keep it.

 

[Generic Account]

What a way to begin with a bang.

Did It Again not top 50?!

(Also boo Confide in Me etc)

 

[Generic Account]

But delighted you've begun Jarky

 

[Generic Account]

I love the droney Did It Again chorus. And I do think the videos for both it and CIM launch them to extraordinary heights.

 

[COB]

Secrets not top ten?! I'm only half joking.

 

[funky]

The SHEER TROLLING of this Confide In Me scandal.

This boy knows what he's doing. MORE DRAMA PLEASE

 

[Pipo]

Not Did It Again!

 

[Finn]

NO CONFIDE IN ME?

Me and my friends would've killed Jark with hammers I can tell you that much

 

[OutSynk]

The SHEER TROLLING of this Confide In Me scandal.

This boy knows what he's doing. MORE DRAMA PLEASE

To be continued in 2 months!

 

[Jark]

starting #soon with the actual top 50

 

[Nancy]

I'll come back next week.

 

[Pipo]

I'll come back in 2024!

 

[Eddie]

starting #soon with the actual top 50

DON'T BOTHER.

 

[K.C.]

 

[POP!]

Big LOL to "Confide in Me" not making the cut but "Better Than Today" inevitably making top ten.