Like the plane colliding into the Twin Towers, that image never gets less shocking with age.
Would you KISS YOUR MOTHER with THAT FIST?
Knowing Jark - PROBABLY.
I'm trying to get an EXEC PRODUCER CREDITNot sure who it was that said he needed his reality TV show, but they were RIGHT ON THE MONEY!
OH JARK
If you really wanted an empowering self-help statement, you should have gone for
It looks lovely now it's healed
UPDATED PIC PLEASE
It may also please people to know I have decided upon my next one and it will be posted here pictorially in due course
I hate having photobucket blocked at work. I WANT TO SEE THIS TOWERING MOMENT OF SHITE
It may also please people to know I have decided upon my next one and it will be posted here pictorially in due course

Does this work?
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I think you should continue your Des'ree THEME and have the first verse from 'Life' tattooed across your chest.

Nope. All things like that are blocked. It's the BANE OF MY LIFE!
Seriously, is that a REAL tattoo?
Well that's LOVELY!
Though it would have been better if he'd had some of the lyrics from "Catfights and Spotlights" tattooed on his arm.
Or maybe "Get Sexy"...