Jarks tattoo

There was the EILEEN RENDEZ-VU as WELL.

I don't know much about the PILL INCIDENT, but I WISH TO. I know there were was a drawing of something possibly related on the last Moopy Paint.
 
Johnkm said:
OH YES and quite possibly the single most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
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Isn't he supposed to be your BEST FRIEND?

How NICE of you to JUMP ON A BANDWAGON OF ABUSE...
 
Wow, wolves baying for Jark's tattoo blood right now

At least he has PERSONALITY. For all you bitches know, he could be the next FRANKIE COCOZZA
 
VoR said:
I will NEVER forgive myself for not being in attendance at the moopmeet where Jark apparently turned up pilled off his face. It sounds like EVENT TELEVISION.
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I was there :D

I seem to remember it was a bit of a quiet one (also nobody could hear themselves fucking THINK). Lots of unexpected attendees, That One, Widge, jivafox... Jark spilt his Baileys on me :Oi:
 
Molicious said:
Wow, wolves baying for Jark's tattoo blood right now

At least he has PERSONALITY. For all you bitches know, he could be the next FRANKIE COCOZZA
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Where am I denying he has PERSONALITY? He'd be the LIFE and SOUL of ANY AFFAIR.
 
Agnetha said:
It is indeed REAL.

This has been JARKS YEAR. Between the BAG STEALING and the CONVENIENT DEATH OF A RELATIVE THE SAME DAY, the tattoo and the ALARM CLOCK SHITS he really is a STAR ATTRACTION. Rachey was NEVER THIS GOOD.
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Exactly, and this level of commitment needs to be rewarded with a hot placing on the Moopyrate countdown.
 
I'm not sure I've even seen a PICTURE of JARK

I always imagined him to be about TWELVE, though I do obviously know he's not...
 
Diddy said:
I was there :D

I seem to remember it was a bit of a quiet one (also nobody could hear themselves fucking THINK). Lots of unexpected attendees, That One, Widge, jivafox... Jark spilt his Baileys on me :Oi:
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Did it leave a stain?
 
Suomi said:
Exactly, and this level of commitment needs to be rewarded with a hot placing on the Moopyrate countdown.
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I think I will rewarding it. I don't think anyone has brought me as many smiles in the last 12 months (on Moopy).
 
Isn't there a picture of him from said Moopmeet semi-comatose on the floor of whatever bar you were in, like a skinny gay Anna Nicole Smith?

THAT is the way to do it. :disco:
 
Has this picture been published on Moopy?

Someone PLEASE OBLIGE.
 
Hang on. If moopy is now campaigning for a Jark victory, won't that gurantee a placing in the mid to low thirties?
 
Can I change my Moopyrate score? I'm easily swayed by mob mentality.
 
Bloody hell how did I miss THIS? :D

Please tell me this tattoo was unveiled to the world in a completely non-ironic fashion at the time.
 
I'm a bit worried about this thread. My favourite thing about Jark is his UTTER cluelessness. I don't want him going all self-aware like Nicki Grahame when she was voted back into the Big Brother house.
 
VoR said:
I'm a bit worried about this thread. My favourite thing about Jark is his UTTER cluelessness. I don't want him going all self-aware like Nicki Grahame when she was voted back into the Big Brother house.
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That's true...I actually sort of miss the days before Jennifer Snow became a parody of himself :(
 
VoR said:
Isn't there a picture of him from said Moopmeet semi-comatose on the floor of whatever bar you were in, like a skinny gay Anna Nicole Smith?

THAT is the way to do it. :disco:
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jarksleepingonthefloor.jpg
 
To think that the legendary 13/10 was going to be his Jarkitaph.

That episode was only SNUBBING THE FANS AT THE CROSSROADS PREMIERE on the Britney Spears Scale of Lunacy (relatively speaking).
 
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