Jessica Simpson is BACK!

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

Madonna SHAKING!

 

[K.C.]

Beyonce COWERING!

 

[Tisch]

The crop of this photo makes her look DEAD

 

[Joseph]

The crop of this photo makes her look DEAD

She might be because I’m not entirely convinced it’s her anymore lol

 

[straightorbroken]

Well she can certainly pay for the best trash pop money can buy. Cannot wait if that's the lane she goes down.

 

[Joseph]

 

[VoR]

Is that LUCIE SILVAS?

 

[straightorbroken]

@ me when the remixes drop.

I'm expecting a hefty budget though

 

[POP!]

New EP, Nashville Canyon, Pt. 1, out March 21, which has 5 tracks, including "Use My Heart Against Me".

We need BOPS, Jessica.

 

[K.C.]

I just found this old picture of her talking to a fan!

 

[Joseph]

Those tans

 

[GNL]

New EP, Nashville Canyon, Pt. 1, out March 21, which has 5 tracks, including "Use My Heart Against Me".

We need BOPS, Jessica.

We need ASHLEE.

 

[OutSynk]

I just found this old picture of her talking to a fan!

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[Joseph]

 

[jivafox]

Omg I’d forgotten about her country album

 

[Suedehead]

I just found this old picture of her talking to a fan!

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This reminds me of the Beyonce & Jane McDonald meme

 

[POP!]

 

[POP!]

Nashville Canyon track list, out next week:

1. Breadcrumbs
2. Sunday Lover
3. Blame Me
4. Use My Heart Against Me
5. Leave

 

[POP!]

If any of this is in the vein of “Walking Round in Circles” I’ll take it but I doubt it.

 

[Suedehead]

Omg I’d forgotten about her country album

Me too

In fact no shade (and yet, shade) but this whole thread is giving

 

[PercyPig]

I didn’t realize that until I was dropped in 2008 or ’09 by my country-music label with my first No. 1 country album.

Eh? She was dropped by her country-music label after she got a number 1 country album?

 

[Joseph]

Oh well yes a #1 on the country chart but piss poor sales

 

[K.C.]

Don't gays only like her for ironic reasons? Kinda like Willa Ford.

 

[Joseph]

I like early Jessica Simpson and she has some great songs. Her problem (for me) is the voice is too big and she doesn’t know how to use it.

 

[Pipo]

I like early Jessica Simpson and she has some great songs. Her problem (for me) is the voice is too big and she doesn’t know how to use it.

I'd love to see a Jess vs Fergie vocal battle

 

[jivafox]

Omg that new song is shite!

 

[straightorbroken]

Jesus Jess, unleash the legs to the ceiling remixes alongside the dreadful main edit please.

 

[POP!]

 

[K.C.]

Serving Fergie nocals.

 

[Joseph]

I wish she had stayed gone at this point

 

[K.C.]

 

[Halli]

Filming Gogglebox

 

[Suedehead]

I thought it was Willam and Jinkx Monsoon

 

[cwej]

I used to find Nick Lachey so hot as a pre-teen.

Is it weird that I still do?

 

[Joseph]

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Resistable.

 

[GNL]

This is quite nice actually