Jewel - THE PORTAL

[jivafox]

Oh christ what the hell is this now!!

 

[VoR]

Was she the one putting porno on the streets of Dublin?

 

[Shoat]

I'm getting the same vibes as Alanis' MEDITATION album

Or at least I hope, I can't be arsed with any more country baloney from her

 

[Suedehead]

Oh just give us 2324 already you silly thing

 

[jivafox]

Can confirm it is 10 minutes of self help rubbish

“Why sleep in a CAGE with a SKY THIS BIG?!”

 

[Shoat]

YAY

Overly earnest Jewel

 

[Pipo]

Oh just give us 2324 already you silly thing

THIS!

You've got somethin' that you're wantin' to sell
Sell your sin, just cash in

 

[Joseph]

Oh Crystal Bridges is in my neck of the woods. That means it’s probably hippy trash music

 

[Joseph]

Oh I’m listening to it now. It sounds like some pretentious Madame X shit

 

[Joseph]

Also she’s doing this to sell cheap JEWELry it seems

 

[Shoat]

Frankly I'm AGOG it's taken until 2024 for her to settle on JEWELry