JUNE SARPONG appointed to HOUSE OF LORDS

[Penelope]

NOT EVEN MADE UP

Political Peerages July 2026

The King has been graciously pleased to signify His intention of conferring Peerages of the United Kingdom for Life upon the undermentioned:

www.gov.uk

 

[Lucille]

Is this the first LOOSE WOMEN panellist to enter the House of Lords?

 

[Shirley]

Janet Street-Porter FURIOUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SISTERS NOLAN now HAUNTING STARMER in an act of PREVENTION

 

[GNL]

Miquita Oliver CLAPPING POLITELY.

 

[Shoat]

Off the back of Margherita Taylor also holding a MBE, a furious and snubbed Alexa Chung has taken to eating bees

 

[Sheena]

KELLE BRYAN knighted for services to fax machines

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Miquita Oliver CLAPPING POLITELY.

As she awaits her eventual Damehood.