Justin Bieber - Sorry

[Penelope]

What do you think of this revisionist banger?

 

[Suedehead]

1. Sorry by Madonna 11/10
2. Sorry by Bieber 10/10
3. Sorry by Beyonce 09/10



SLICHA!!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Drivel

 

[OutSynk]

Fun for 2016

 

[Lucille]

It’s good but no ‘Where Are U Now’.

 

[Ellie]

A couple of weeks ago I was having lunch with some colleagues. Chatting about various TV and music to pass the time and a 52 year old straight man mentions that he heard a “cool new dance track” on a TV show recently. To his dismay when he used Shazam, it was Sorry by Justin Bieber and he’d never heard it before

 

[Inner Smile]

It's a banger as I mentioned a fortnight ago whilst having a pot noodle with some work mates

 

[Inner Smile]

I don't often go all the way and say 10, but this is a true TEN

 

[old spice]

There have been times - mostly when bouncing around Khao San Road with a bucket of fluorescent moonshine in hand - where I've considered this the GREATEST SONG EVER MADE!

God bless St Biebz for his endless services to humanity!

 

[Inner Smile]

Why does this song just bring that absolute HIT that you crave

 

[Dark Carnival]

Absolute shit.

 

[Inner Smile]

This song is something else!

 

[K.C.]

I was working at an all-girls school at the time this came out and it was every-fucking-where. I actually like it more now than I did then.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can't believe I gave this a 2.

It's such a 0. The worst of music.

 

[K.C.]

I decided to be generous and give it a 7. But anything above that is surely a sign of mental deterioration.

 

[Inner Smile]

Can't believe it! It's amazing

 

[Jark]

Sorry was one of his better songs. maybe his best hit. but wow he was such a shit popstar. it already feels like his biggest hits left no real impact.

 

[K.C.]

Vast majority of his songs have aged awfully. They sound like 2010s hell.

 

[VoR]

I still really like What Do You Mean. This is pretty good but was excessively overplayed. Love Yourself was awful and excessively overplayed.

After that trio of mega-hits his subsequent stuff passed me by.

 

[Inner Smile]

Regarding Christmas names, is @Jark @Jark

 

[Pipo]

Sorry was one of his better songs. maybe his best hit. but wow he was such a shit popstar. it already feels like his biggest hits left no real impact.

I saw him live (for free) in 2022 and it was seriously one of the worst live shows I've ever witnessed; after all the shit that was recently uncovered it makes sense now and the signs were THERE but still, the amount of money he was making during his prime years was absolutely ridiculous for such a crap popstar.

 

[Inner Smile]

Yet you had a good wank over him after that

 

[Joseph]

I don’t mind a lot of his stuff but it is wild what a chokehold he had on the pop world for that moment in time.

 

[VoR]

Is he considered to be over now? I thought his last record did well, despite entirely passing me by.

 

[Inner Smile]

Not over in my eyes

 

[Ellie]

I thought he went all Kirk Cameron style with religious beliefs.

 

[Inner Smile]

I'll show him religion

 

[Pipo]

Yet you had a good wank over him after that

I've never wanked over this lad in my sorry ass life! Just the mere thought of thinking he's sexy (confident) baffles me.

 

[Inner Smile]

Oh god he's definitely sexy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He had a very brief window where he stopped looking like a generic twinky child but before he got too many tattoos where he looked decent.

 

[Ellie]

I’ve never gotten over the Hilary Swank resemblance.

 

[K.C.]

Y'all have wanked over WAY more questionable boots. I'm sure Justin is fine

 

[Inner Smile]

I've shot multiple loads over him, enjoyed every second

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Joseph]

I've shot multiple loads over him, enjoyed every second

ENOUGH

 

[Inner Smile]

! You would all have a go on him

 

[Lucille]

 

[Inner Smile]

Inner Smile fancies Bieber. Call the fucking cops

 

[Lucille]

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

I have arrived, don't worry!