Kalavision II: Speed It Up - RESULTS SHOW - TONIGHT 9PM

Kala · Nov 20, 2022

Raining On Me said:
Also funny how everyone suddenly has time to not only vote but rank them in order in THREE DAYS when all we hear in every ASFM when the voting window is open for weeks, "I just haven't had CHANCE!"

Well not quite everyone...

But then I didn't chase people up, nor did I extend the voting, which has been done numerous times before.

It was fun hosting but by Christ it was stressful doing it all in a week. In a week where I had family stuff come up too. But at least it's all done and dusted now!

Raining on Me · Nov 20, 2022

I think it was a really good turn out, we can't count Alla, which leaves about the usual amount of non-voters for an ASFM more or less.

Suomi · Nov 20, 2022

Argh sorry this is a bit late. Okay girls, here we go :disco:

@RJN @ZenGiraffe @Pingu @Kate @OutSynk @Rita @Tisch @Ill Advised @Iguana @GNL @Diddy @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid @straightorbroken @Ag @Alex @ButterTart @Suedey @Queen of the Bay @Suedey @jyxz @Berly @Haiku @BoysForSeles @rhythmbandit @Music @Raining On Me

Thank you @Kalabaliken for those jury votes. An exciting first half of the show - but can @Pingu hang on to his victory?

Well all be revealed as we move onto the televote. These voters are made up of people with professional music degrees like Kate and HerSerene (and not soldi) We will be starting with the song that received the second MOST televoting points…..

With 527 points it’s CD GHOST - UNDERCURRENT. Well done, @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid !

And now onto the televote winner…..

With 666 points it’s…..

COCO & CLAIR CLAIR - Crushcrushcrush

by @Suomi!! Meaning Suomi wins!

Our top 3 is:

1. COCO & CLAIR CLAIR - crushcrushcrush
2. CD GHOST - Undercurrent
3. HANNAH FERM - Sweet Temptation

Over to @Kalabaliken to reveal the final scoreboard

Marina Salty · Nov 20, 2022

Thanks Kala and everyone, will have to catch up now cause a stray cat came at my door with her tiny kitten as this was about to start and it was raining outside so I had to take care of them.

RJN · Nov 20, 2022

Queen of the Bay said:
Thanks Kala and everyone, will have to catch up now cause a stray cat came at my door with her tiny kitten as this was about to start and it was raining outside so I had to take care of them.

I think someone is purposely leaving you animals at this point

OutSynk · Nov 20, 2022

RJN said:
I think someone is purposely leaving you animals at this point

So what are your plans for the next ASFM? :hostage:

Raining on Me · Nov 20, 2022

@Iguana this was my entry I changed

I like it but it was always between that and Ameryka and that came 6th so no what ifs here. Although I do think it's a bop

What was yours? :hostage:

Kala · Nov 20, 2022

I asked @Iguana not to reveal his song because someone else might decide to reselect the artist/song.

OutSynk · Nov 20, 2022

Raining On Me said:
@Iguana this was my entry I changed

I like it but it was always between that and Ameryka and that came 6th so no what ifs here. Although I do think it's a bop

What was yours?

Uma Thurman looks good.

Iguana · Nov 20, 2022

Raining On Me said:
@Iguana this was my entry I changed

I like it but it was always between that and Ameryka and that came 6th so no what ifs here. Although I do think it's a bop

What was yours?

That wasn't the artist I was going to enter!! Who was it who changed their entry, @Kalabaliken?

RJN · Nov 20, 2022

OutSynk said:
So what are your plans for the next ASFM?

The one I’m hosting? My plans are to not fuck it all up

Raining on Me · Nov 20, 2022

Kalabaliken said:
I asked @Iguana not to reveal his song because someone else might decide to reselect the artist/song.

Oh. But surely it doesn't matter now does it?

Marina Salty · Nov 20, 2022

Iguana said:
My husband giving me the 6th worse score

Shame on him :kim:

Alla · Nov 20, 2022

Iguana said:
My husband giving me the 6th worse score

I love the integrity of you both not sharing your songs and giving each other anything. Not like Greece-Cyprus which is a bit embarrassing, but hey ho.

Berly · Nov 20, 2022

Kalabaliken said:
27th Place

SANTA CARLA - Catcher In The Rye

Average Rank: 22.04

Submitted by: @Berly

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[TD]Raining On Me[/TD]

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[TD]Ill Advised[/TD]

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[TD]OutSynk[/TD]

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[TD]straightorbroken[/TD]

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[TD]Diddy[/TD]

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[TD]Kalabaliken[/TD]

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Wow you’re all actually deaf. Im not going to even look any further. Congratulations to whatever won.

OutSynk · Nov 20, 2022

RJN said:
The one I’m hosting? My plans are to not fuck it all up

Even if you do there's nothing to be scared of as you've seen. :hostage:

Suomi · Nov 20, 2022

Alla said:
I love the integrity of you both not sharing your songs and giving each other anything. Not like Greece-Cyprus which is a bit embarrassing, but hey ho.

dmlaw · Nov 21, 2022

Kalabaliken said:
2nd Place

ANITTA - Boys Do Cry

Average Rank: 8.81

Submitted by: @dmlaw

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[TD]Ill Advised[/TD]

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I’m going to have to have WORDS with that lizard.

dmlaw · Nov 21, 2022

I liked your song. It was my second favourite. I was the ONLY one who liked your song. Explain yourself @Iguana. I’m calm. I’m perfectly calm. Don’t touch me.

Tisch · Nov 21, 2022

Iguana said:
That wasn't the artist I was going to enter!! Who was it who changed their entry, @Kalabaliken?

Curious too. Someone else changed their last entry last minute?

Iguana · Nov 21, 2022

dmlaw said:
I liked your song. It was my second favourite. I was the ONLY one who liked your song. Explain yourself @Iguana. I’m calm. I’m perfectly calm. Don’t touch me.

I'm sorry

It was the same issue I had with @ButterTart when he entered female solo singer MUNER, just too well known to me!

I won't feel too bad though, after all you did say my winning song was the worst ever ASFM winner

dmlaw · Nov 21, 2022

Iguana said:
I'm sorry It was the same issue I had with @ButterTart when he entered female solo singer MUNER, just too well known to me!

I won't feel too bad though, after all you did say my winning song was the worst ever ASFM winner

I’m just pretending that your winning song was ‘Demon’ because it was actually very good and also that you didn’t have a winning song.

Diddy · Nov 21, 2022

OutSynk · Nov 21, 2022

@dmlaw discovering what it feels like to come second.

dmlaw · Nov 21, 2022

OutSynk said:
@dmlaw discovering what it feels like to come second.

This is the THIRD TIME I have come second to a clearly inferior song.

OutSynk · Nov 21, 2022

Oh.

jyxz · Nov 21, 2022

Morning all

Here is my ranking on the left and the ranking you were told I'd given you. No idea if it makes any difference to the results.

1	05 COSTEL VAN DEIN & JULY MELL - Kolomiyka	13
2	03 INNA - Flashbacks	23
3	10 TRACEY THORN - Dancefloor	2
4	09 ELLEY DUHÉ - PIECES	25
5	13 HANNA FERM - Sweet Temptation	8
6	24 LULU BE. - Gimme Dat	14
7	20 CAROLINE POLACHEK - Sunset	4
8	26 WERONIKA JUSZCZAK & TABB - Ameryka	26
9	22 CD GHOST - Undercurrent	19
10	23 BLITHE - Cherry	6
11	16 ANITTA - Boys Don't Cry	22
12	06 49ERS FEAT. ANN-MARIE SMITH - I Got The Music - Faylasuf Remix Edit	6
13	29 PERFUME - Time Warp	21
14	02 ASHNIKKO FEAT. PRINCESS NOKIA - Slumber Party	2
15	07 UFFIE - where does the party go?	7
16	01 ROLLI UND RITA - Was Ist Dein Lieblingsfach?	12
17	31 BIS - Kandy Pop	31
18	27 GAMBLE - Classy	28
19	25 CAMILLE - Lasso	31
20	19 COCO & CLAIR CLAIR - Crushcrushcrush	24
21	18 ANCA POP - Loco Poco	16
22	28 TAMTA - Pandora	22
23	21 SUZANE - Belladonna	10
24	17 LF SYSTEM - Hungry (For Love)	30
25	15 DENNIS LLOYD - Alien	9
26	30 ARMIN VAN BUUREN & DIANE WARREN FEAT. MY MARIANNE - Live On Love	18
27	12 REGI & CAMILLE - Vergeet De Tijd	1
28	08 SHUNGUDZO - White parents	29
29	11 PANIC SHACK - Meal Deal	11
30	04 SANTA CARLA - Catcher In The Rye	4
31	32 MAX RICHTER - A Crowd of People Turned Away	32

	Seems I was allowed a vote for myself!	20

ButterTart · Nov 21, 2022

Well I’m fucking glad those votes were disregarded.

HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid · Nov 21, 2022

Alla said:
I love the integrity of you both not sharing your songs and giving each other anything. Not like Greece-Cyprus which is a bit embarrassing, but hey ho.

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE GEORGE MICHAEL INTERNATIONAL ASSEMBLY OF GREEK CYPRIOTS

Since time began in the days of yore, Greece & Cyprus traditionally have had very similar cultural preferences including very large hairy men with beards who smell like roses, kebabs and leather, women with paper thin vocals and no discernible interest in their own song, men with cheap synths and distortion effects and highly camp songs with energy but without talent.

Greece & Cyprus have been in an informal trade agreement for many years based on the compatibility of their cultural offerings and have recently formalised this in the form of increasingly nefarious bipartisan dealings. This involves playing music in a very small flat and dancing in the kitchen to the ones that fit their cultural development strategy.

Marina Salty · Nov 21, 2022

ButterTart said:
Well I’m fucking glad those votes were disregarded.

As EBU would say not disregarded just amended to those of some other players from the same block due to irregular voting patterns

OutSynk · Nov 21, 2022

jyxz said:
Morning all

Here is my ranking on the left and the ranking you were told I'd given you. No idea if it makes any difference to the results.

1 05 COSTEL VAN DEIN & JULY MELL - Kolomiyka 13
2 03 INNA - Flashbacks 23
3 10 TRACEY THORN - Dancefloor 2
4 09 ELLEY DUHÉ - PIECES 25
5 13 HANNA FERM - Sweet Temptation 8
6 24 LULU BE. - Gimme Dat 14
7 20 CAROLINE POLACHEK - Sunset 4
8 26 WERONIKA JUSZCZAK & TABB - Ameryka 26
9 22 CD GHOST - Undercurrent 19
10 23 BLITHE - Cherry 6
11 16 ANITTA - Boys Don't Cry 22
12 06 49ERS FEAT. ANN-MARIE SMITH - I Got The Music - Faylasuf Remix Edit 6
13 29 PERFUME - Time Warp 21
14 02 ASHNIKKO FEAT. PRINCESS NOKIA - Slumber Party 2
15 07 UFFIE - where does the party go? 7
16 01 ROLLI UND RITA - Was Ist Dein Lieblingsfach? 12
17 31 BIS - Kandy Pop 31
18 27 GAMBLE - Classy 28
19 25 CAMILLE - Lasso 31
20 19 COCO & CLAIR CLAIR - Crushcrushcrush 24
21 18 ANCA POP - Loco Poco 16
22 28 TAMTA - Pandora 22
23 21 SUZANE - Belladonna 10
24 17 LF SYSTEM - Hungry (For Love) 30
25 15 DENNIS LLOYD - Alien 9
26 30 ARMIN VAN BUUREN & DIANE WARREN FEAT. MY MARIANNE - Live On Love 18
27 12 REGI & CAMILLE - Vergeet De Tijd 1
28 08 SHUNGUDZO - White parents 29
29 11 PANIC SHACK - Meal Deal 11
30 04 SANTA CARLA - Catcher In The Rye 4
31 32 MAX RICHTER - A Crowd of People Turned Away 32
Seems I was allowed a vote for myself! 20

Hell yeah these make a difference @Kalabaliken :evil:

Iguana · Nov 21, 2022

I BELIEVE this is the first time a participant has been allowed to vote for themselves

ZenGiraffe · Nov 21, 2022

jyxz · Nov 21, 2022

Iguana said:
I BELIEVE this is the first time a participant has been allowed to vote for themselves

And give themselves a crap ranking too apparently

Suomi · Nov 21, 2022

So if Dmlaw goes UP 11 places in jyxz’s votes, and Pingu goes down, is that enough to affect the average significantly?

OutSynk · Nov 21, 2022

jyxz said:
Morning all

Here is my ranking on the left and the ranking you were told I'd given you. No idea if it makes any difference to the results.

1 05 COSTEL VAN DEIN & JULY MELL - Kolomiyka 13
2 03 INNA - Flashbacks 23
3 10 TRACEY THORN - Dancefloor 2
4 09 ELLEY DUHÉ - PIECES 25
5 13 HANNA FERM - Sweet Temptation 8
6 24 LULU BE. - Gimme Dat 14
7 20 CAROLINE POLACHEK - Sunset 4
8 26 WERONIKA JUSZCZAK & TABB - Ameryka 26
9 22 CD GHOST - Undercurrent 19
10 23 BLITHE - Cherry 6
11 16 ANITTA - Boys Don't Cry 22
12 06 49ERS FEAT. ANN-MARIE SMITH - I Got The Music - Faylasuf Remix Edit 6
13 29 PERFUME - Time Warp 21
14 02 ASHNIKKO FEAT. PRINCESS NOKIA - Slumber Party 2
15 07 UFFIE - where does the party go? 7
16 01 ROLLI UND RITA - Was Ist Dein Lieblingsfach? 12
17 31 BIS - Kandy Pop 31
18 27 GAMBLE - Classy 28
19 25 CAMILLE - Lasso 31
20 19 COCO & CLAIR CLAIR - Crushcrushcrush 24
21 18 ANCA POP - Loco Poco 16
22 28 TAMTA - Pandora 22
23 21 SUZANE - Belladonna 10
24 17 LF SYSTEM - Hungry (For Love) 30
25 15 DENNIS LLOYD - Alien 9
26 30 ARMIN VAN BUUREN & DIANE WARREN FEAT. MY MARIANNE - Live On Love 18
27 12 REGI & CAMILLE - Vergeet De Tijd 1
28 08 SHUNGUDZO - White parents 29
29 11 PANIC SHACK - Meal Deal 11
30 04 SANTA CARLA - Catcher In The Rye 4
31 32 MAX RICHTER - A Crowd of People Turned Away 32
Seems I was allowed a vote for myself! 20

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

OutSynk · Nov 21, 2022

Love jizz though. Always giving me high marks.

AlgoAlex · Nov 21, 2022

OutSynk said:
Love jizz though. Always giving me high marks.

I knew @jyxz was more CLASSY than those first reported votes implied

dmlaw · Nov 21, 2022

Suomi said:
So if Dmlaw goes UP 11 places in jyxz’s votes, and Pingu goes down, is that enough to affect the average significantly?

Not significantly enough. I have obviously already checked that. I’m mainly focussing on arranging for @Iguana’s heat lamp to be turned off on a very cold night at the moment.

straightorbroken · Nov 21, 2022

Does Carol Vorderman post on moopy? Or someone who's good with a calculator?

Kalavision II: Speed It Up - RESULTS SHOW - TONIGHT 9PM

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