Kalavision Song Contest - Country & Running Order Reveal Thread

[SDF]

Remove the top soil and think about replanting it. They're attracted to the damp soil so maybe water it less often as well.

Thanks hun x

 

[Kala]

Of the 18 languages, they come from the following PRIMARY language families:

Afro-Asiatic
Finno-Ugric
Indo-European
Japonic
Koreanic
Turkic

 

[Iguana]

Remove the top soil and think about replanting it. They're attracted to the damp soil so maybe water it less often as well.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

[Rita]

Was hoping to see @TBARRETTMUSIC and @ninecrimes this time but no such luck.

@Helen_S is clearly the behind the scenes producer our Kala is talking about.

 

[Tisch]

Remove the top soil and think about replanting it. They're attracted to the damp soil so maybe water it less often as well.

@Kalabaliken hurry up and do something. This is what the thread has become

 

[Kala]

And without further ADO... let's reveal the countries and running order of SEMI FINAL ONE.

 

[Rita]

Of the 18 languages, they come from the following PRIMARY language families:

Afro-Asiatic
Finno-Ugric
Indo-European
Japonic
Koreanic
Turkic

I know the songs aren’t in English but you are now just taking it TOO FAR.

 

[Tisch]

I presume OCEANIA or whatever it’s called.

@Indie fancy another conversation about the difference about Oceania and Australasia? NOT MUCH GOING ON HERE!

 

[Iguana]

This whole contest is modelled on Rome 1991. We all have to sing a little excerpt from one of Kala's favourite songs to introduce our entry.

Mr Naef upskirt

 

[COB]

Japonic

@RaspberrySwirl in shambles

 

[dmlaw]

Of the 18 languages, they come from the following PRIMARY language families:

Afro-Asiatic
Finno-Ugric
Indo-European
Japonic
Koreanic
Turkic

Is anyone going to be getting some non-inflected tongue?

 

[Suomi]

The fire exit door is ajar as a drunken Buttertart stumbles past; Suomi is crouched on the stairs

“Date of birth 15th of the sixth, making me a Gemini, and… What date of birth did I sa -“

Disinterested, Buttertart continues to make his way to the stage

 

[OutSynk]

Remove the top soil and think about replanting it.

My strategy to qualify this time.

 

[COB]

I appreciate the detail Kala!

 

[Tisch]

Of the 18 languages, they come from the following PRIMARY language families:

Afro-Asiatic
Finno-Ugric
Indo-European
Japonic
Koreanic
Turkic

I fucking love language families

Poor overlooked Kartvelian languages

 

[Kala]

01 CHILE

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[Rita]

OMG!!

 

[Generic Account]

Of the 18 languages, they come from the following PRIMARY language families:

Afro-Asiatic
Finno-Ugric
Indo-European
Japonic
Koreanic
Turkic

<3

 

[OutSynk]

! What happened to Mexico?

 

[Kala]

02 SLOVAKIA

 

[Iguana]

OMG IT CHANGED

 

[Iguana]

! What happened to Mexico?

Disqualified

 

[Tisch]

OMG IT CHANGED

Mr NAEF! Mr NAEF!

 

[Kala]

03 AUSTRIA

 

[SDF]

Oh are we not getting the SONGS?

 

[Iguana]

Mr NAEF! Mr NAEF!

HA!

 

[COB]

Mexico ANNEXED

 

[Tisch]

02 SLOVAKIA

Can't wait for LOVA's triumphant return/her Ding Dong

 

[OutSynk]

OMG IT CHANGED

The TWISTS and TURNS already.

 

[Kala]

04 JAMAICA

 

[win_the_game]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

@Kalabaliken hurry up and do something. This is what the thread has become

FUCK YOU BOTH! If it was Floppet posting that useful advice, you'd be all OMG GREEN FINGERED QUEEN!!

 

[Iguana]

Oh are we not getting the SONGS?

That won't be until next year darling

 

[Soldi]

RIP Mexico wiv the angles now xxxx

 

[Kala]

05 JAPAN

 

[OutSynk]

04 JAMAICA

Is this a Kalavision 1.0 REJECT?

 

[Iguana]

05 JAPAN

Hi @Diddy

 

[Kala]

06 UKRAINE

 

[Soldi]

05 JAPAN

The BEAVERS are BACK

 

[SDF]

I'm not sure how i'm supposed to react to these

 

[ButterTart]

The fire exit door is ajar as a drunken Buttertart stumbles past; Suomi is crouched on the stairs

“Date of birth 15th of the sixth, making me a Gemini, and… What date of birth did I sa -“

Disinterested, Buttertart continues to make his way to the stage

As I walk to the stage, I send sincere wishes that one day you'll find love and acceptance as the fifth most popular member of a girl band.