Kalavision Song Contest - GRAND FINAL RESULTS FRIDAY 25/09

[Soldi]

I'm just voting for the gayz, so you, Soldi and Buttertart have secured my vote already.

Don’t forget poor Iggy and Zen! (Although I think Zen is going for admin)

 

[Alla]

Don’t forget poor Iggy and Zen! (Although I think Zen is going for admin)

Who's Zen!? Iggy Pop is running for Admin, I meant for mods, that is where Kala is running for.

 

[Soldi]

Who's Zen!? Iggy Pop is running for Admin, I meant for mods, that is were Kala is running for.

Iggy isn’t running for admin? @ZenGiraffe is however!

 

[Alla]

Oh la Jirafa! I'll have to vote for him, yes, definitely a cocksucker too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who's Zen!?

I'm also occasionally known as Mx. @COB to be fair

 

[ZenGiraffe]

, definitely a cocksucker too.

I have staff for that.

 

[Alla]

I'll vote for all the dirty gayz. We still consider VoR a lesbian, right? Good.

 

[Iguana]

Oh la Jirafa! I'll have to vote for him, yes, definitely a cocksucker too.

I'm GAY and running for mod :emoji_kiss_mm::emoji_eggplant::emoji_peace:

 

[Soldi]

Happy to prove my homosexuality x

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh god it's actually happening

If I'm not top 5 I'll stamp on a child

 

[Tisch]

Oh god it's actually happening

It IS?!

 

[L. Põldvere]

Bless everyone for running for mod but I would recommend a comprehensive RISK ASSESSMENT in certain cases

 

[Soldi]

Bless everyone for running for mod but I would recommend a comprehensive RISK ASSESSMENT in certain cases

 

[Suomi]

Bless everyone for running for mod but I would recommend a comprehensive RISK ASSESSMENT in certain cases

Buttertart is helping me prepare my application for Admin

 

[L. Põldvere]

Potentially LOOSE CANNON springs to mind, no names mentioned obviously but @Soldi, and @Iguana is quite obviously going to share the secret code with the barely breathing BODIES IN THE CELLAR

I mean dear God I’d much rather entrust @SaaraAaltoumiEuroFlop (sp?) with the keys to the safe. (Many thanks for the tasty Wimpy treat and beautiful collection of one-legged dolls and pins. That really was a super day out and you certainly know how to get a girl on side )

 

[Soldi]

Potentially LOOSE CANNON springs to mind, no names mentioned obviously but @Soldi, and @Iguana is quite obviously going to share the secret code with the barely breathing BODIES IN THE CELLAR

I mean dear God I’d much rather entrust @SaaraAaltoumiEuroFlop (sp?) with the keys to the safe. (Many thanks for the tasty Wimpy treat and beautiful collection of one-legged dolls and pins. That really was a super day out and you certainly know how to get a girl on side )

Oh HUSH or I’ll be dishing out a few HEFTY BANS for Zu, Ecce and Laura otherwise (if I get in which I won’t obvs xx)

 

[Soldi]

What time does this kick off then?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Put the wine down it's TOO EARLY!

 

[Soldi]

Put the wine down it's TOO EARLY!

It’s CHILLING IN THE FRIDGE!

Ive got chicken skewers and everything for the momentous occasion!

 

[D5K]

Really excited for the results but gutted that I'm out this afternoon

 

[straightorbroken]

Do we have a time?

 

[Iguana]

Don't want to ALARM anyone but Kala hasn't been online since Friday

 

[Lucille]

Have faith!

 

[Generic Account]

I predict a dramatic entrance seconds before everyone has given up home.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

 

[D5K]

Do we have a time?

I had 2pm in my head for some reason

 

[Iguana]

I had 2pm in my head for some reason

Probably because that's when I started the Iguanavision results last weekend! I don't think Kala specified a time

 

[Alla]

Kala said everything was ready to go, so him not logging in for 2 days is not worrying. But #teamkala anyway even if this is #jancelled again

 

[Iguana]

What am I gonna do with all these poppers if it doesn't happen?!

 

[Kala]

Hello! So I’m afraid I’ll have to postpone again. Mother dearest is in hospital. Will come back with a new time ASAP. Sorry darlings!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Perhaps you could send someone the results and they could host on your behalf?

Hope your mum is okay.

 

[ButterTart]

What am I gonna do with all these poppers if it doesn't happen?!

Pull them anyway. It's super fun and the little streamers are nothing a decent hoover can't handle.

 

[ButterTart]

Hello! So I’m afraid I’ll have to postpone again. Mother dearest is in hospital. Will come back with a new time ASAP. Sorry darlings!

Hope she's okay, Kala. As @Rhythmbarbican says I'm sure people will be only too happy to host for you if it means you've one less thing to worry about.

 

[Diddy]

Perhaps you could send someone the results and they could host on your behalf?

Hope your mum is okay.

god you thirsty lot

hope your mum recovers soon Kala

if he needs one less thing to worry about it’s us bugging him to do it!

 

[Suomi]

god you thirsty lot

hope your mum recovers soon Kala

if he needs one less thing to worry about it’s us bugging him to do it!

I think it is possible to show compassion for Kala’s situation but also to suggest that he lets someone else do what must feel like a burden at this point; I think @Rhythmbarbican ’s suggestion is a good one.

hope you’re okay @Kalabaliken

 

[Diddy]

My apologies to anyone I may have antagonised

 

[SDF]

What am I gonna do with all these poppers if it doesn't happen?!

I’ll use them when I’m living in your shed hun

 

[SDF]

Really sorry to hear about your mum @Kalabaliken

Agree that you’ve got far more important things to be doing, and there is no point you being burdened by doing this.

Maybe rather than a big results show, you could just post the results? Or alternatively, I’d be more than happy to host on your behalf since my song is already out - but whatever works best for you x

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS CONTEST IS CURSED. I actually hope I DON'T win!