Kalavision Song Contest - Semi Final 1 Voting Period Deadline Fri 10 Jul 2100 BST

[RS]

I know right, what a vanilla queen! If they don’t sound like they’re gonna beat the shit out of you after what’s the point?

Exactly

 

[Kala]

08 SAN MARINO

BABY K FEAT. GIUSY FERRERI - Roma - Bangkok

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[Kate]

Song 7 henceforth to be known as Thicc Jessica Simpson.

 

[Soldi]

This could be @Dark Carnival

Oh I was banking on him sending a song I hated this time so the ACCUSATIONS would stop

 

[SDF]

His hair though,

 

[cwej]

Song 7 isn't for me, but the video was great fun

 

[Alla]

Who the fuck sent in a GRACE JONES song?

I have no idea. On an unrelated note, where is Rita?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I rather enjoyed Mexico I must say

 

[RS]

Between this and Chile I feel we need a LATINO ANTHEMS rate in the future

Both latin songs have been shit! And now I dread to think what the rest of Latin America will bring.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They're a bit annoying, but the song is deffo catchy.

 

[Raining on Me]

Mexico is totally stupid nonsense

DOUZE!

 

[Soldi]

Both latin songs have been shit! And now I dread to think what the rest of Latin America will bring.

Shall I put you down as a maybe then?

 

[SDF]

That was Fun for Europe though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Totally instagraming them now we know their names

 

[Soldi]

She’s no ELETTRA LAMBORGHINI is she?

 

[dmlaw]

Bold to have near silence for the first minute of the song. Not that that wouldn't have improved all but two of the songs so far.

 

[RS]

Oh really? Another one of this shit?

Hopefully it means my song will qualify

 

[Lucille]

The foreign language requirement has really brought the TRASH out in Moopy.

NO BAD THING I HASTEN TO ADD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Were all the videos sent during a period of HIGH TEMPERATURES? The male torsos!

 

[COB]

Quite liking THIS trash too!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The vocal affectation of the singer

 

[Soldi]

Cheap bangers like this is just what I need in these tough times

DOUZE for Chile, Mexico and the Land of Valentina so far

 

[Kate]

One of these has a very strange voice.

 

[Kala]

09 LIECHTENSTEIN

KOMPROMAT - Niemand

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[RS]

Omg who is this woman! I love this before it has even started

 

[SDF]

OH I am here for Baby K!

 

[Lucille]

Still waiting to be SHOOKETH.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is quite similar to the last one. Are all Euro girls cheeky man hungry sluts?

All of Moopy's Euro queens to confirm by their very existence.

 

[SDF]

This semi final is making me want to go on holiday

 

[Kate]

Well this intro is pleasingly camp at least.

 

[Lucille]

Ok LOVING THIS and the music hasn’t started.

 

[COB]

We've all had a night like this woman, I think.

 

[Raining on Me]

What a bucket of basic trash. Yet like crab sticks it's cheap, disgusting and addictive

 

[Soldi]

This semi final is making me want to go on holiday

Some of these will be played when I’m (hopefully) in Greece next month

 

[Lucille]

We've all had a night like this woman, I think.

If only just the one.

 

[Lucille]

Oh HERE WE GO.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nothing has approached a DOUZE YET. Only a couple of flops though.

 

[Alla]

These videos with neverending intros, I'm bored already.

 

[RS]

Yaaass Liechtenstein saving this semi

 

[cwej]

This semi-final feels much more throwaway than the stuff produced by Festival Di Soldi. Have people intentionally sent trashy tracks?