Kalavision Song Contest - Semi Final 2 Voting Closes Thu 16/07

[Soldi]

Is this the DEUSTCH BAILANDO?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Germany is scratching one of my itches just right!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The swastika was crossed over.

Sorry I won't be voting for your entry.

 

[OutSynk]

CARAMELLA GIRLS SHAKING AND CRYING AT THIS SHIT

 

[Kate]

Oh my good god NO

 

[RS]

Erm, Blumchen? You gotta be kidding me.

This is almost on par with Bailando.

 

[Tisch]

I didn't know Vitamin C was DEUTSCH!

 

[Kate]

The LOVECHILD of Caramella Cunts and Gilead.

 

[OutSynk]

Germany is scratching one of my itches just right!

Quelle surprise.

 

[Soldi]

Wanna talk about it Hun?

(After Kalavision, I'm busy)

I can grow one! I just don’t want to smother my facial hair in shit unlike Mademoiselle and the Scat Queen

 

[ButterTart]

BOOMERANG?!?

Who's been trawling the dance rate threads for inspiration?

 

[dmlaw]

Is the colour contrast on this video broken or does she have a worse sunburn than an English football fan?

 

[COB]

I don't even know what I think of this

 

[win_the_game]

He’s not a Nazi, he’s singing gipsy music.

The swastika was crossed over.

I was going to say...

FUCK SAKE MOOPY THIS CANCELLED CULTURE IS GOING TOO FAR!!!

 

[Iguana]

Ummmmm

 

[D5K]

Well this is a change of pace...

 

[RS]

The LOVECHILD of Caramella Cunts and Gilead.

Don’t tell me you haven’t heard this?

 

[Soldi]

BOOMERANG?!?

Who's been trawling the dance rate threads for inspiration?

Can’t wait for the Bosnian version of Insomnia

 

[Tisch]

Bit BUSY isn't it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh this is HIDEOUS!

Do not tar GILEAD with the SAME BRUSH!

 

[D5K]

Don’t tell me you haven’t heard this?

I'm very happy to say I haven't.

 

[OutSynk]

PASS THE NIGHTSHADE @Raining On Me

 

[RS]

I was going to say...

FUCK SAKE MOOPY THIS CANCELLED CULTURE IS GOING TOO FAR!!!

Well, I’m not going to comment on that, because last time I did I was accused of reading the Daily Mail.

 

[ButterTart]

Is the colour contrast on this video broken or does she have a worse sunburn than an English football fan?

Oh Christ, now you say it, it does look like she's been using the Frylite as suncream.

 

[win_the_game]

Is the colour contrast on this video broken or does she have a worse sunburn than an English football fan?

From my experience of growing up in Germany, she was probably forced to drink gallons of carrot juice as a child. You know, to give her a healthy orange glow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don’t tell me you haven’t heard this?

Nope!

 

[COB]

Imagining getting a summer boyfriend and enjoying watersports with them like this

 

[Tisch]

I was going to say...

FUCK SAKE MOOPY THIS CANCELLED CULTURE IS GOING TOO FAR!!!

@Win_the_game CANCELLED for trying to CANCEL CANCEL culture

 

[Kala]

07 ÅLAND ISLANDS

CHISU - Polaris

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[RS]

Sorry I won't be voting for your entry.

Sadly it’s not my song.

 

[D5K]

You know, to give her a healthy orange glow.

Should have just moved near Windscale.

 

[Tisch]

Imagining getting a summer boyfriend and enjoying watersports with them like this

@Sheena

 

[Iguana]

I hope this one has credits

 

[Kate]

Don’t tell me you haven’t heard this?

If I have, I must have immediately blanked it from my mind for being VILE.

 

[OutSynk]

I hope this one has credits

I could have used some peace and quiet after this to recover.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's BRIGHT PINK.

"look we paid for the tickets and we're here in Miami, I don't care you fell asleep in the sun"

 

[RS]

Nope!

Strange considering you’re into 90’s dance music.

 

[Iguana]

Bit blurry love

 

[OutSynk]

Well I'm liking this.

 

[Tisch]

Live conversation from the Tischuana household:

"What country"
"Åland islands"
"Oh @Chlammy !
"Wut"