Kalavision Song Contest - Sponsor Reveal & Results Thread - Fri 25/09 - 1900 BST

[Lucille]

Ooooooh Lucy’s off the starting block, WATCH OUT BITCHES.

 

[Dark Carnival]

THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING. NEW ALIAS TOMORROW.

Barnacle?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Next up, we go to Canada, represented by @Kate:

This is Montreal calling, here are the results of the Canadian jury:

Omg YAY danke schön @Kate

 

[Raining on Me]

Lucille currently clawing her way off the filthy kitchen floor with her ripe manchego right now

 

[Suomi]

I think Lucille and Kate were my main stakeholders so let the freefall commence

 

[OutSynk]

Barnacle?

Regal Angelfish

 

[Kala]

Next up we go to Estonia, represented by @OutSynk.

This is Kuressaare calling, here are the results of the Estonian jury:

 

[OutSynk]

Kuressaare

 

[Soldi]

I’ve always liked that OutSynk lady

 

[SDF]

God I said this last night when jark gave them 10 points

BUT North Macedonia?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Actually, I don't like leading this early on

 

[Lucille]

I’ve always liked that OutSynk lady

Said no one, ever.

 

[L. Põldvere]

I’ve always liked that OutSynk lady

Whacking great pair of boobs as well

 

[Dark Carnival]

God I said this last night when jark gave them 10 points

BUT North Macedonia?!

Well last night you were WRONG

 

[Raining on Me]

Kala quits results at vote number 6 due to Italy flatlining. Punished for the VERY CLEAR ENGLISH.

OMG are they going to win?

 

[ButterTart]

this is all just so so wrong

 

[Lucille]

CAN I HAVE SOME POINTS PLEASE.

 

[Soldi]

CAN I HAVE SOME POINTS PLEASE.

Wait patiently

 

[OutSynk]

CAN I HAVE SOME POINTS PLEASE.

 

[Kala]

Next up we go to Slovakia, represented by @dmlaw.

This is Bratislava calling, here are the results of the Slovakian jury:

 

[Raining on Me]

this is all just so so wrong

I love your song. I don't know if I loved it enough to vote for it, but just know, I do. That's all that matters

 

[Jacques]

Finland 6?? Is Music HAVING A LAUGH?

I'm as outraged as you are @Music we need to HAVE WORDS, how can anyone find it any less than a TEN

 

[Soldi]

Poor Kala

 

[OutSynk]

Just look at the STATE of that scoreboard.

 

[ButterTart]

I love your song. I don't know if I loved it enough to vote for it, but just know, I do. That's all that matters

It means a lot. Points would mean more, but thanks for the kind words.

 

[Soldi]

20 points now

 

[Suomi]

This competition has taught me that dmlaw has one of my least favourite tastes in music on Moopy

 

[Suomi]

Oh shit he’s online

 

[Jacques]

I'm so glad that my bf has gone off in a strop so that I can be here to watch the points roll in :emoji_heart:

 

[Suomi]

I'm so glad that my bf has gone off in a strop so that I can be here to watch the points roll in :emoji_heart:

what happened babe

 

[OutSynk]

Yeah dmlaw is pure evil.

 

[ButterTart]

This competition has taught me that dmlaw has one of my least favourite tastes in music on Moopy

He always gives my songs points so I would say his taste is awesome and also cool.

 

[Kala]

Next up we go to France, represented by @Ill Advised.

Bonsoir, ici Paris.Voici les résultats du jury français:

 

[Lucille]

what happened babe

He’s been grounded.

 

[Kala]

And with that every song has a point!!

 

[ButterTart]

Woohoo, Italy got points!

 

[OutSynk]

Well fucking FINALLY. THANK YOU @Ill Advised

 

[Dark Carnival]

He’s been grounded.

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD

 

[dmlaw]

This competition has taught me that dmlaw has one of my least favourite tastes in music on Moopy

That is quite a STATEMENTS.